Oh yeah. I have lots of them. It's how I have been trying to support myself. I seldom post them here because I get snide remarks, but my email is borked and sometimes it is the only way. I have much better than what you have seen lately.
Ohai NC! Ai just noticed how long is bean since I msged! *hangs head with shame* I Izza Berry Bad Ko-respondant. Bin flat owt wif funnerals, work'n' Stuff. U no Stuff? Berry tiem consu. . . konsue. . . eats up tiem. ___ Iz bad nus bout 2katmom's furbabeh. ___ Iz gud nus u gooted ur paints out. Ai look forward to seenin sumfing posted sooooon. Staee Toastie Chummie!
Hai guud buddy! It's alwais gud tu heer frum yu and yu go awai far tu oftin. I'm glad yu saw my site. I had eh lot ob fun dueng et. I dunt have any ob tha art I've dune lately. The sofa got on mei abut starten agin so I did. Old paint, bad paint...had tu throw a lot awai, but still got abut 7 moar dune. Laik eh few ob them. Poor neighbur. It's everybwhur. So many frends here unhappy. 2katmom lost her DaVinci and another's es very sik. I am up en doan. Pop up laik toast en doan agin. But, stayen happee.
Ohai NC! Ai FINALLY gotted sum time! Ai visited ur NC site an larffed an larffed! Ai specially lieked ur Southern Speak an ur ?Art is purty too. ___ We sur ain gittin any younger. Just had ANUTHER funeral yesterday. Poor George wurnt even old. Just had his 60th 3 weeks ago. *snivel* At least him an his wife wus surrounded by fambly an frens at the sad end of it. Well dis is gloomy. Gonna go put a shot of sumfin 30% proof in mai coffee. Toodle Pip! ___P.S. Lubbin ur nu avatar!
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