By SovaPlum on Jul 18, 2014 at 5:26 PM
"That fat a-hole"? Wiggles, were you one of those childs that was bratty all year then indignant when you only got practical presents? You can't fool the Jolly One,wiggles. His surveillance system is the envy of the multivers. __ Speaking of the multivers. You were wise to pass on that devil cake. I'm quite sure it had "a little something" that would have seen you singing and dancing to the moaning emo crowd at Twilight! The Musical. As it was, at the last minuet you body double cast off his disguise and WOWED the crowd. Now he has clingy, obsessive fans from all over the Universes slavishly obeying his every command. ___ As for the devil you know. I looked him up in the Illustrated Demondium. Any devil of inventiveness that is also associated with licentiousness and orgies is an o.k. demon by me. I've sent him my profile and am looking forward to his suggestions of easier ways I can get my jollies. Thanks for the tip!
By fareon on Jul 10, 2014 at 3:23 AM
That fat a-hole has never given me anything but socks... so yes I would say he can't handle his job. "His" sleigh is even an Belphegor inspiration, you see Belpegors inspire sloth by the way of scientific progress. Everytime someone says "Eureka" a Belphegor get his pitchfork. If it wasn't for hellish intervention santa would completely regress into the fat wife beating drunk he really is, but he's useful to us. Sorry, I don't eat Beelzebubs cooking since the angel pubic hair incident of 1372 :) I actually don't speak Finnish that well, but I think it is some sort of saying, what it's trying to say I have no idea :)
By SovaPlum on Jun 21, 2014 at 7:47 PM
Ohai Wiggles! Wuts dis? You think Santa can't handle his job? Don't you know that Santa's sleigh can travel through Time And Relative Dimensions in Space? What are you? Ignorant or something? ___ Beelzelbub sends you a little thank you gift. *puts slice of devil cake on a plate, adds a dollop of whipped cream, puts in your fridge* Enjoy! He baked it himself and added some paparika to the chocolate icing for some South American zing. Being kebabed is one of his favourite job perks! She has been trying out songs from TTM in the damned and rating them by the volume of their tormented moans. btw What does a Belphegor do? Is it something to do with call centers? ___ On other matters. Is this, infact a Finnish saying? And if so, what does it say? http://cheezburger.com/8128715776
By fareon on Jun 9, 2014 at 2:09 AM
You're not naive enough to believe there is only one Devil? It's like with Santa it's impossible for one fat guy to be everywhere, so we loaned him a few little Satans to pick up the slack, out sourcing is big bossiness you know, and just the right amount of evil =) As for your blasphemy you said it yourself GOOD blasphemy, we can't have that sort of thing ruining our bad reputation. This devil you know is already slow roasting over an infernal flame, Beelzebub loves that sort of thing. But I'm glad you sold him out to me I should be getting a promotion for this, maybe I'll finally get the position of chief Belphegor...
By SovaPlum on Jun 2, 2014 at 1:15 AM
=0.0= Well luk! A Buk Klub Kard! Wow! They'll let anyone in :)
By SovaPlum on Jun 2, 2014 at 1:11 AM
Ohai Wiggles! Oh I see. A Full Rreplacement double! Well at least the singing will be bett. . um I mean, not so ba. . . um ah professional! Yeah, that's it. Professional. As for your being "the devil". Well the Devil I know LOVES a good blasphemy! In fact He has pre-booked the V.I.P box for the entire season already. I've been given permission to charge Him whatever I like! So unless you want to get demoted from a devil to an imp, you might want to rethink that Full Replacement policy. Actually, is an imp a lesser being than a devil? Perhaps you might get worse. You might be forced to work as a *gasp* cold caller! How's your Hindi accent?
By fareon on May 28, 2014 at 1:26 AM
No, no, no, I'm disappointed you should have figured it out by now. I'm the devil, who else would voluntarily have anything to do with Mel Gibson. Now if you excuse me Mel is late for his plastic surgery appointment, one way or another he will take my place in the blasphemy you're creating :)
By SovaPlum on May 27, 2014 at 1:49 AM
Ohai Wiggles! Wait! I'm confused. Are you saying the Mouse is the Devil? The Second Coming? Some sort of All-Purpose Generic Deity? Or just that your butt double is insane? Which would explain why he would take a job as a butt-double. After all, there's desperate and then there's desperate. Either way you might want to take care when glittering up his saggy derriere. Mel has had his rump attended to by the best arse lickers in the Known Universe. I'm speaking of Hollywood producers of course. Back in his hey day, Our Lord of the Drunken Anti Semitic Rant was the most lickable property in Tinsel Town. So you will be Judged by He who has Knowenth them all! Considering that you will be singing and dancing with the other glitter-vampi I don't see how you can avoid watching Twighlight: The Musical! But I'll pay good money to see you try! *marks date on Important Events calendar*
By fareon on May 17, 2014 at 12:41 PM
Well, lets just say we have kind of a deal with the devil thing going. You don't think that the first Mad Max movie would have made it off the ground without it? And he extended his contract for that Passion nonsense... I know it doesn't seem reasonable but then sanity is his strongest character trait. But he does make an excellent butt double :P If you want I'll glitter him up and let you borrow him for your musical. On one condition, that I never ever have to watch it =)
By SovaPlum on May 10, 2014 at 11:32 PM
Ohai Wiggles! Oh I THOUGHT I recognized those buttocks! How do you afford Our boy Mel? I know he's not P.C. right now buthe's still too famous to be cheap. btw There are no puppets in Twilight! The Musical. You're thinking of Thunderbirds Over Broadway! Have you met your new boss Director yet? http://cheezburger.com/8182124288 I'm sure if you cry and llok scared it will be great for my ratings. *hint, hint*
By fareon on May 6, 2014 at 12:11 AM
Ah yes, about that surveilance fed. I extended Mel Gibson contract as my butt double to play me and do the Carlton dance from time to time, I don't want the watchers getting bored :P I'm not left or right, I'm backstage pulling the puppets strings :D
By SovaPlum on Apr 29, 2014 at 3:52 PM
Ohai Wiggles. Yes! I love watchin your "When Nobody Is Watching" dance. So inhibited, so ridged! It's a very popular segment on my reality clip show. So while you're up on that desk. . . But don't worry. If the director of Twilight: The Musical can't get a satisfactory performance out of you using his phazer set to tazer, you can just be Fith Corpse from the Right. Or are you more Left? Left of right? Right of center? There are lots of possibilities. It's a huge cast. All the Slippery Hand dojo have signed up and those fan dancing Indians are in too! Here's a selection of flavoured glitter gels for you to choose from. And the first production poster! http://cheezburger.com/8167160832
By fareon on Apr 24, 2014 at 4:02 AM
That's the most evil thing I've ever heard of... I know I've said it before but I never really meant it *stands up on desk* Oh Captain my Captain... Also I've had all my dance related immunization shots :P Which means I only dance when nobody is watching =)
By SovaPlum on Apr 19, 2014 at 5:54 PM
Welcome to the cast of TWILIGHT: THE MUSICAL! mwahahahahaha!!
By fareon on Apr 18, 2014 at 4:00 AM
Space navigation isn't so hard, up, down, right, left and turn it all around... that's what it's all about... Sorry don't know why I said that. No! Have you infected me with the dancethon virus? It was in the gel wasn't it? Am I going to become a musical lover now?
By SovaPlum on Apr 12, 2014 at 10:11 PM
oooh! I see you've scored a FP. I don't recognize that one. Someone been raiding you archive? Have a Victory Choccie! *upends a small dark chocolate mouskateer hat, filles with vanilla custard, seals with a layer of white chocolate, places on transporter, presses Make It So*
By SovaPlum on Apr 12, 2014 at 10:02 PM
Ohai Wiggles! Spacelexia? Don't you know no human can handle space navigation unaided? Really. It's clearly high time you attended the Crew Orientation Danceathon. Were you trying to fly my vessel MANUALLY?!?!? Careful how you answer, Minion! When it comes to administering non-pleasure inducing punishments, Itchee Slap Slap San has NOTHING on Fluffybum! ___Vanilla gel? Eww. Well to each their own. *spikes glittergel with vanilla essense, launches from potato gun* I presume you realize this will only make you more attractive to the Twihards?
By fareon on Apr 8, 2014 at 5:59 AM
What disability? Spacelexia! I just told you, and it's not like I just made it up to score some free sympathy. That's pretty cold of you being suspicious like that after everything I've done for you Captain... Is the bodygel non-poisonous vanilla flavoured fun gel? Because if not I'm not interested... *looks around for witnesses*... fine give me the gel, I'm going to Disney world to harrass som princesses, Mickey will be soooo mad :P
By SovaPlum on Apr 2, 2014 at 12:00 AM
Ohai Wiggles! What disability? Surely you've worked out by now that my crew aren't chosen for technical skills? If you can't navigate then I'll just put the auto-pilot on *swaps whoopee cushion for sleeping kitten*. So cheer up! Or are you one of these determinedly gloomy types? Either way, I now understand your interest in glittery body gel. Here, I got this from Sick Bay for you *lobs rubber jar of glitter gel at you* Say hi! to my fellow Twihards for me!
By fareon on Mar 29, 2014 at 12:06 AM
Someone has to fight the power of the evil cheezlords and their mouskateer cohorts :P So I suffer from spacelexia and I failed the remedial interdimensional universe positioning course, big deal... I'm not ashamed... *Sob* but you didn't have to bring up my disability like that infront of everyone... I'm going to my sad place now *Shuffles of to the universe of twilight fans"
By SovaPlum on Mar 24, 2014 at 9:30 PM
Ohai Wiggles ! Have you been taking potshots at Mouskateers again? For the last couple of weeks I've been redirected away from your DB! I finally complained to the Cheezelord/etts. They'll do anything to shut me up and, look, you're all fixed! ___Anyway. I don't know how you managed to miss the Marshmallow Universe. It's probably the most visited 'vers in the whole multivers! Here *places whoopee cushion filled with marshmallow on Captains chair* I've turned the Universal Marshmallow Locator on. Try again while I spend quality time in my latest Happy Place *transports up to Vorlon Planet Destroyer, Fluffybum, jumpgates over to solar system with Deathstar obstacle course, lines up to race against Captian Kirk 2.0*
By fareon on Mar 12, 2014 at 3:51 AM
If there is one thing I absolutely must it's twiddle with my equipment *nudge, nudge, wink, wink* :P I completely missed the marshmellow universe and now I'm lost, where is the MPS(Multiverse Positioning System) on this cosmos?
By SovaPlum on Mar 3, 2014 at 8:36 PM
Ohai Wiggles! Where's my marshmellows? I'll have it with coconut and chocolate sprinkles. Pronto, my Most Minor Minion!
By SovaPlum on Feb 13, 2014 at 2:47 PM
Ohai Wiggles! Well if you must twiddle with your equipment of course you're gonna miss out on what others are doing. So quite whingeing and pay attention to your piloting. Make sure you hit the strawberry flavoured marshmallow sector. Failure to provide your Beloved Leader with the tastiest of treats may result in execution. OR WORSE mwahahahaha!!!!!
By fareon on Feb 7, 2014 at 11:24 PM
Mnnn, the virtual outside... feel that fresh air =) I don't think insults is one of the doctors strengths, even if it probably could be. No, what I meant is I'll ask him why I want to be insulted, maybe he can "heal" me :P There was nothing in the briefing about interpretive dance reports, and the screen in my room I rewired to HBO in the first 5 minutes :) Anyway isn't interpretive dance an inefficient way of running a universe? I propose a committee and many long and pointless meetings to decide what would be more efficient and then do something else completely because it costs too much, that's the model on which good business is built :D BTW, I took the liberty of also rewiring your chair to grant me access, I'm now moving the universe fullspeed tohrough the multiverse and I'm going to crash in into the marshmallow universe, don't worry it should be a fluffy crash :)
By SovaPlum on Feb 6, 2014 at 2:42 PM
Ohai Wiggles! Didn't you know that "get out more" is virtual as well as physical? The Dr you say? Does he know good insults? Perhaps you could note down a few good ones to share. As for your strongly implied failure to attend my staff dance meetings. Well! That's outrageous! After all the trouble I and my officers go to put our reports into interpretive dance! And you don't even watch on the many conveniently placed screens about my vessel?!?!?! WELL!!!! You just go right on and sit in the Captains Chair! It's the big comfy one with isometric sensors that send an electrical current through anyone who sits on it that isn't ME!!! Your benign, loving ever dancing CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!
By fareon on Feb 2, 2014 at 3:57 AM
Get out more? I don't think you understand how the interwez work if I want to be insulted I should spend more time here :P Which is what I do, maybe I do want to be insulted? I'll take it up with the Doctor next time he visits. Maybe you should share some of the wealth on you universe vessel of tyranny, how about you dance and I sit in the captains chair for once =)
By SovaPlum on Jan 29, 2014 at 10:43 PM
Ohai Wiggles! If you've never been so insulted, then you need to get out more. http://cheezburger.com/8014644480 I distinctly remember you applying for the Science Officer position without my inviting you to! AND there was negotiating! And after your stellar audition what do I get? NOTHING! Not so much as a tassel dance. I'm getting so mad just thinking about it that I demote you to Most Minor Minion 2nd class. Hmmmph.
By fareon on Jan 27, 2014 at 5:53 AM
Boring? I've never been so insulted... And if I remember correctly, and I'm sure I do, I refused to dance in protest of your universal tyranny :P So, I think you owe me back pay and compensation for mental anguish =)
By SovaPlum on Jan 22, 2014 at 1:27 PM
Ohai Wiggles! If memory serves I demoted you from Chief Science Officer to Most Minor Minion for Failure to Dance. Really, I can't abide boring officers on my Universe Vessel. So you'll have to up your game if you want to be re-promoted! I recollect you boasting about shooting annoying childs from your front porch. That's a very popular sport in my neighbourhood. How about some visual evidence? Will the Mouse let you shoot at childs wearing Disney products?