By Sionnach_Teine on Apr 28, 2011 at 5:44 PM

The trials: Megasock-Only if you fail at everything in life are you given this title. Twitard-You receive this for repeatedly failing the Meh task. Crappy-Fail the Meh task once, and you’re the Crappy. Below Average-This is where you start. Meh-To achieve Meh status, find your ass with two hands and a flashlight Adequate-Do the Macarena Decent-Make microwave popcorn Not Bad-Beat Halo 2 on legendary Okay-Change a tire Pretty Good-Fly an airplane (the difficulty levels get steeper at this point) Pretty Cool-DO A BARREL ROLL!! Excellent-Wrestle an alligator Freaking Sweet-Steal Amy Winehouse’s crack…and survive Marvelous-Perform the Death Waltz…in double time Awesome-Recover the Holy Grail…but choose wisely Incredible-Find Carmen Sandiego Astounding-Drive 5 miles down the Autobahn…the wrong way Astonishing- Be touched by Flying Spaghetti Monster’s Noodly Appendage Amazing-Survive the flaming walk of death…or be really awesome at flaming trolls Spectacular-Know how magnets work Unbelievable-Kick Chuck Norris’ ass Bat- Stop the Joker from destroying Gotham Super- Move faster than a speeding bullet, jump tall buildings in a single bound Jedi-Finish your training you must. Godlike-Turn Darth Vader back from the dark side. Vladimar Putin-You cannot reach this level. If you blow up the Death Star using Chuck Norris and magnets while doing a barrel roll you still can’t reach this level.