Messages between Sylviag and SovaPlum


By Sylviag on Sep 14, 2014 at 7:04 PM

U maded it tru teh week! Wee Willie was bery happy tu halp you get up. He came bak awl prowd ob doing hiz job. Ewueee, so dat waz dat smell. He wudn't brush his teef so ai had tu gib him mor whippy cweem tu get rid ob teh smell. I had a few squirts rigth frum the kan myself. He was a liddul sickie and tuk him tu vet on Fri who gibbed him some AntiBs in a liddul soft pill wid liber flavor. Ai brake dem up wid his morning gushie fud and he eet so fast he nawt notis teh meds. He alreddy feeling much bedder and pikking on teh odder cats as ushual. So glad that Bella is feelin rite at home nao. Teh bois will cum tu obey her commands :) Yay for Spring - purty soon u will hab tu mow teh lawns again and the bois can roll in teh grass and cach teh bugs. I dump teh squelchy turf on teh dry parts ob teh lawn tu make it luk bedder. Squee Willie sending ur kits sum ob teh many gwasshoppers we haz jumin all ober teh place and rite intu der enclosure. Sends dem along wid sum choklit tu make choklit cobered gwasshoppers.


By SovaPlum on Sep 13, 2014 at 10:41 PM

Ohai Sylviag! Ai iz happee to reports dat Wee Willie dida Furst Rate Jobe ov gettin meh UP on Moanday! His jumpings oan mai tummy gotted meh owt ov bed half an ower afore mai alrum was set tew go off! __ Bella an teh bois made truce long enuff to enjoy teh whippy cream an Tabini shared sum of teh eel he cawted wif WeeWie. - Did u notice his bref wus phishie when he gotted home? Bug eyed an jiggiting in teh car seats, ai gotted tew werk before ai left home! Sew ai had time to top up mai caffeen overload wif a all-u-got-eggspressochoc! Ebberwone at werk seemed to be going in SloMo alwl dae. ___ Bella is Kweening obber teh bois. She sits oan teh Highest Dresser an stares down hur flat nose at dem rowdey mail types. Ders bin daes wif No Hisses &Growles at awl. We is enjoying Nap splorts todae. Sumtimes awl in teh same foom at the same tiem! Teh day is kumming when dey is alw sleeping on teh couch togevver an ai has to sits on teh floor going AWWS! ___ Spring has well an troolee Sprung! Sew is Sunshine wif Swamp Underfoot. Ai fowt alw u in Oreos'sgone mite liek sum nyce refreeshness fur ur tosey woesies sew ai has liced up sum skwelshy turff fur u! *sploshes wet turf into a waterproof planter, heaves planter onto transporter, presses Make It So*


By Sylviag on Sep 7, 2014 at 2:53 AM

Dat waz gudvcay timing cuz wevawl lubbed ur goodest Kamp LOLs! It waz grate fun for eberybodies and no wun got eeted by teh snarks. Ai send Wee Willie tu cum jump on ur bed and bouncy on ur tummy tu get u up. Ai send him wid a fordy ownce quadfripple shot mocha eggspesso wid dubbel whippy creem. Dey all gonna be fine tugedder. Onliest been a week. Vet told me wunce it tak up tu a year for a nu itteh tu be totally aggzepted. Ur guys and gurls nawt eben gonna take dat long. Dey can sulky awl dey want, u iz eh Keeper ob teh Fuds. AI eeted my treet faster dan hubcat but he wudnt share te rest ob his Lukky ai nawt file for diborce. Have gud day at wruk my plummy fren. Putz Wee Willie in rocket ppwered cat karrier wid the egspresso and lites fuz.e


By SovaPlum on Sep 6, 2014 at 11:12 PM

Ohai Sylviag! Wut a cowinkydinky. Kamp ends jsut as mai vakayshun duz. Back to werk tomorra! Aim gonna needs sumfing Strong To Drink tonite. An maebe 3 alrums klocks!! ___Nebber mind. ___ Ai has hadda eggstra laezee vakayshun wif manee delightfuls! Bisist s to Cheezland, Kamping wif the Kuppykakers, snoozes in teh libraree and schmoozin wif the kittehs. Ai've yet to wake to 3 kittehs oan te beds but fings are goin moar an moar gud wif Bella an teh Bois - sounds liek a Rok Band!. Shez bean commin an goin awl dae. Starin down, hissin a bit an bein chased a bit. Akshully ai doant fink Fanta wuz chasing hur sew much as runnin after hur to see wear teh funs iz at. Tabini has bin te sole ov payshuntz. He has bean rewarded wif -awlmost! - no hissses todae! ___ Not so gud iz dat dey is awl abit mad at meh 'bout dem ear-drops. A definate Reduction In Affections. Ai iz bean Taught Mai Place. Fair enuff. Ders bribes enuff to larst teh sulks stahed in mai treats box. ___ Ai wants to fank yew fur maekin mai vaykashun moar gud bai awl ur efforts in Cheezland. And ai forgibs u fur inspiahin meh to garden kawse u bin sew generous wif shares ov teh fiahmans! Aim keeping won fur a teddybear, hope u doan't mind. It has bin OOOOH Bella just jumped up and sended you a BONK! Sorree if iz a bit oily. Iz teh ear-drops. But Bella saez dem is tastee to liks. ___SEW. . . um. . . Ah yus! Iz bin Teh Most Nycest Day ov mai vakayshun todae sew ai has nufing refreshing tew sends tew u! Sew ai haz diced sum froz yoghur an sprinkled on sum chokklit chips an added a swirl of apricot sawse - sers sum brandy in dat sauce, bettar go slow - fur u an ur Hubcat! *places two large bowls on a tray, covers with lace cloth, places tray on transporter, presses Make It So* *blows u a kiss*


By Sylviag on Sep 5, 2014 at 8:29 AM

Woo hoo! Clappity, clappity! Danse an twirl! Welcums to ICHC Bella!


By SovaPlum on Sep 5, 2014 at 12:18 AM

EPIC GUITAR RIFF! http://cheezburger.com/8309594624


By SovaPlum on Sep 4, 2014 at 11:31 PM

LOUD TRUMPETS!!!! http://cheezburger.com/8309554432 Comix to follow! xoxox *high paws* P.S. Mezza Eaves Dropper 2!


By Sylviag on Sep 4, 2014 at 10:54 AM

Soon! We mus see Bella soon! So eggzited tu see her offishul intwoduction here. Ai sorry, ED stand for evesdrop wich duz meen ai iz a nosy parker and read my frens stuff tu see wot going on :) an always hopefully gud stuffs. Ugggh on teh eer mites. Nawt fun tu gib dem teh meds but eben less fun for dem in teh long run if you doant. Oh fankss for teh wet cloths. Goin intu du yard wurk (by myselb since ai sended the firemens back tu u - stoopy me) and will be hawts. Sending the bois a vid ob Foofany tu distrakt dem wile u gib dem meds. Puts in DVD player an presses start.


By SovaPlum on Sep 4, 2014 at 3:20 AM

Ohai Sylviag! Yus! Aim justl lukin fur a good pic to use fur Bella's furst appearance in Cheezland. Hur an mai bois is gettin 'long bettar'n'bettar. Still no snuggles but. __ Teh Stranger is nawt frum next door. But ifs/he keeps hangin round sumbuddyz gunna keep dat sweetie, aifinkso!. ___ Ai has had tew hid ur artfully compacted gifties kawse it wuz yuck weather todae! *sighs* An WURSE. Awl mai fur babehs iz gotted dem nastee eahr-mites. Boy did ai get a tellin of whea ai did teh drops in dem wee eahrs. Eben Tabini growled at me! :(( ___ When u saez u ED a msg. Duz dat meen "read"? - bor aim gettin gud at typin ! handy. Bella oan mai nee AND mai hand. Ai maid a nyce refreshes prezzie fur u tew enjoy - AFTAR u has cean up awl teh partee mess! *places chilly bin filled with rain soaked face cloths on trans porter, presses Make It So*


By Sylviag on Sep 3, 2014 at 8:00 PM

Bisiting cataffs profile an ai ED Bella gonna be offishully adopshunned - Yay! Did u getz Fanta and Tabini's purrmisshn? :)


By Sylviag on Sep 3, 2014 at 8:02 AM

Okeh, wots teh latest nus on the asploring B&W kitteh ai seed teh LOL wid her pic. An Yogi is naybor's kitteh, rite? U a kitteh magnet aifinkso. Bella will keep teh bois in line an a doubt dey ill pik on her much cuz she has womenz power. Glad u liked ur snak pak - teh onliest way ai wud eet mousies is ifdeh choklit :) Oh ur hangober mediine did teh twick, liddul salty frum teh soy sause. Since you habbing such nie day, sending u deck car wid suuny shade ober it and drink and chips holder on each arm an a pop up foot rest. Folds it awl up into itteh bitteh wun foot cube and adz sum nummy arlic herb dip for teh chips., putz in box and sends by big paper aeroplane.


By SovaPlum on Sep 2, 2014 at 6:29 PM

Ohai Sylviag! As I type ders a Complete And Utter Stranger Bwavely Asploring mai howse. Izza black'n'white kitteh. Nawt the only B'n'W kitteh dat libs next door. I goes nao to watches hur!


By SovaPlum on Sep 1, 2014 at 10:11 PM

Ohai Sylviag! Ai had to use a loong hook to bring teh transplorter down frum teh ceilng. Sum ov dat nip maed it at least part ov teh way, aifinkso! I has bean spending most ov today owt oan teh deack kawse izza Majical Spring Dae! Warms EBBERY WEAR!!! I has bean swilling down teh lubbly drinkies us sended an nomming oan dem mices. *BUUUURP* Sum dem mousies ties tew eggs cape but ai naw letted dem. ___ Bella an teh bois si Slooowly gettin used to each uther. Bella iz in teh libbin room in teh ebbenings. Decreasin Hisses & Growls but still lots ov Glares frum Bella. Bois iz confuzzeld an keepin a distance. Did I tell you one nite dey ignored hur cause der wuzza mousie tew chase? Teh boois didunt catches it BUT! Dis mornin Bella cornered a Wee Rat oan teh kitchen benc. Ai fink it wuz teh Same Mousie! Ai grabbed itz tale an putted it owt teh window. Bella looked cross but den said "Well I wasn't hungry anyway!" ___ I letted her outside today. She bin coming an goin awl afternoon gettin lots of pets an reasurenesses. Teh bois is sunnin in awl der favey spots. Ai fink Bella an teh bois is nawt liekly to become chummy but will do o.k in a while, aifinkso ___Wuz ur BBQ gud an phisie? Duz u need sum moar Fiahmans fur teh clean up? U no dat wine? Dat wuz COOKING wine. U nawt supposed to DRINK it!!! U mite be needin sum ov dis *dissolves 500g of asprin into a liter of water, adds coffee concentrate and nip oil, finishes with a dash of lemon and soy sauce, places on transporter, Presses Seed-dial-1*


By Sylviag on Sep 1, 2014 at 7:51 PM

Sowwy iz late! Hopes u and the kittehs had a happy. Howz it goimg wid Bella? She ruling teh roost yet? Fankees for the wine, ai share it wid my fambly and dey reely like it. A hadz tu pik dem awl off teh floor. Iz bery strong, eh? http://cheezburger.com/8306055424


By SovaPlum on Aug 30, 2014 at 1:07 AM

OOOOH STOOPY Borked Pooter! Ai hope dis report gets threw! Teh Bella Situashun: Bella is oan top ov the dresser rite noa, supervisn mai pooterin. After furs getting in sum gud bonks and pets! Dis mornin ai formally introduced hur to teh bois. HISSSSSS GROOOOOWL! Frum Bella. Teh bois wuz ebber sew intimidashuned! Purrsonally ai fink she wuz bluffing as hur fur didunt stand up. But . . . kwik pause while Bella settles oan mai nee. . . .Later ai bowt teh bois in one @ a tiem. Tabini gotted teh hiss an growls again. Den she slunk into teh carrier cage an hissed an growled sum moar. Ai fink she feels safer inna cage kawse dats wear she spends most ov hur tiem fur hur own protecshun. Tabini sat politely inna corner making friendly blinks. She stopped hissin an stuff but woodunt come owt. Same fing wif Fanta. Fanta tried to visits hur in hur cage but she wus habbin NUN of DAT! Won fing fur shur. Ders no sign of bullyin sew far! Aim hoppin the few daes of clear rooms an one-on-one adorashuns wif a hoomin has given hur a confidence boost an she will settle in fur goods! ___Ai ha dto send teh fiahmans hoom kawse dey wuz using up awl teh hot watah! At least dey goes off awl clean an shiney. ___Ai hopes ur mens are gud an obediant an brings yew manee phishies an wines fur ur BBQ. Just incase dey fur gets, ai maded u sum white wine source. *places bottle of home made white wine sauce on transporter, adds a half full flagon of white wine, adds a bucket of magnolias, presses Make It So*


By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2014 at 12:50 PM

Heartfelt hugz http://cheezburger.com/8303009792


By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2014 at 11:38 AM

Oh my plummy fren that hadz me ROFL. I shud text dat tu hubcat bu for shu ai show it t him wen he getz his buttz bak. Oh, ai bedder members tu clear owt teh firemenz before he comes home! Ai send dem awl bak tu u an u can parcel dem owt tu ur frens. Ai keepz my paws cwossed that awl wuks owt with the Beautimous Bella.


By SovaPlum on Aug 29, 2014 at 1:26 AM

Hey! Wake UP! Dat Squee Wee Sneeze woke up Bella. Fank Hebbens. Mai foot was killing meh! IF awl goes well, Bella STAYS *makes offering to Lucky Sailor Moon doll* Habs a gud Caturday! http://cheezburger.com/8302522112 ok u can go bak to bed nao.


By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2014 at 1:14 AM

Nitey NIte.


By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2014 at 12:54 AM

Ok, back off the tube wile a send one ob Squee Willie's sneezes (degermified ob korse, nat want ur kits tu get sik). He hab a bery funny sneeze.


By SovaPlum on Aug 29, 2014 at 12:48 AM

Ohai Ms B-Day! I gotta fink uv sumfing nyce fur VioletD. An chekkit owt. Bella hassa snore! *extends interwebby tube to Bella's nose* Hao squee an wheezy!


By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2014 at 12:47 AM

Didnt see ur prebious msg. Iz 12:42 am on 29 Aug - offisshully my bdy! So u gonna adopshun Bella if awl wurls owt wid teh bois? Dat bery kool. Hanging rownd here for bdy cuz hubster fishing in WA and nawt come home til Sat afternoon. But iz awl gud cuz i wanted him tu go and hab gud time with son's half-bro who iz also fisher man. half son had to go dis week cuz kidlets go back tu skoolTues. Glad u tuk good kare ob em firemenz.


By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2014 at 12:40 AM

Glad you favd VioleD's blog post as Ihad forgotten to do it when I was there.


By SovaPlum on Aug 28, 2014 at 10:39 PM

Ohai Sylviag! Sew. In no particular order. Time zone iz mah fren! Ai gotted up SHOCKIN early -bit arfter 8am - BFs Awae! ___ Bella just sat oan my nee. Pins & needlie imem . . immun .. SOON. ___ Bin in an owt uv Cheezland awl dae. Ai will maek formal intri tomorrow.Bella & Tabini awlready ok but will be differs indoors mets. Fingies crossed! Rite noa Bella iz learns teh joys ov NAWT bein bullied by 15(is) cats, 3 goggies& 3 possums. Maebe hur inna NAWTY TORTY will many . . .manna . . . show up an boss teh bois! __ Wut tiem izzit @ urs? Wut u doin fur ur B-Day asides gettin sweaty an wiped down? Ai hope u doan't catch teh kitteh flu. ___ Fank yew fur teh fiahmans & teh fiahtruck. Ai sended dem to nawt find enee tools. Dey looked sew sad in the icy winds dat ai let dem kum in a gave dem a kitteh each & sum fancee koffee an we bin playin . . .um . . .Snakes & Ladders! Yus dats it S&Ls. ___ owies ai gotted pins & needles awlreddy. Maebee Bella will lose sum chubb noa she got howse to run around an nock fings over in. Ai fink ai gibs dem dindins now. __ *blows you refreshing birthday kisses from all of us, XXXXXXXXX*


By Sylviag on Aug 28, 2014 at 10:16 PM

Doant furget tu send BC and CCs tu Black Friday - we wantz dose!


By Sylviag on Aug 28, 2014 at 10:02 PM

Gurlfren what are you doing on so early my time?


By Sylviag on Aug 28, 2014 at 8:22 PM

Whoa, I better get on the treadmill and work up some sweat! Thanks much my friend. I am sure I can put them to good use and hand a few out to my frens LOL Okeh, nao tell me about dis Bella, iz she lukking for a nu home or just bisiting? Hao du teh boi like her? Sownds like she sukking up purty gud and u taking it awl in - u big softee. Ai handed out teh medisinals tu the kittehs. Brodie doin bedder but erlie ai holding Squee Willie and gibing him lubs and he putz hiz face rite next tu mine and sneezes rit in mai face and den he laff ai sware. Der noses kool an dey eeting like usuhual so ai jus wait it out wid em. Ai putz toolz bak rite by teh door agin so u kan find dem :) Dey iz nu and shinee so maybe u jus want tu hang dem on teh wall like gardening art. Beddder yet ai sending u two ob dem meaty fire bois tu halp u garden. Putz dem on fire truck and sends dem ober.


By SovaPlum on Aug 28, 2014 at 6:05 PM

Ohai Burpstay Gurl! um izzit teh 29th thear yet? Eitheer way. Hare is sumfing to help u wif ur gardening. Iz tied up wif bonks frum mai bois an sum brum Bella who has been purrin an bonkin awl day. http://cheezburger.com/8302185984


By SovaPlum on Aug 28, 2014 at 2:12 AM

Ohai Sylviag! Bella is hare! She's purrin and sheddin up a storm! Dis kitteh was definately born fur hoomin dominashun. She's bin working meh awl afternoon. Gibbin me cyoote attacks nonstop. Reelin meh in, lettin meh run den reelin meh in. Rite nao she oan top ov teh dresser eggs sipt when she jumps over an bonks meh. She berry gud bonker! I luk at hur an she kums over fur bonks an pets an skritches. Noa she's taken to stareing wif wide eys out the door maekin meh luk tehehehe! Sendin u sum kwality bonks. *rolls sum bonks in blankie, puts on transporter presses Make It So*


By SovaPlum on Aug 27, 2014 at 2:56 AM

Ohai Sylviag meh bein berry qwiet sew nat tew wake u. Ai puts mai transporter oan steathshh mode an sendin yew sum medicial hi grade hybrid nip oil tew put in teh kittehs milk an sum eucalypus oiled tissues an sum ant-eye-robotic injected gushie fuds. Iz includin sum froz nanan yoghart - ai left it dangly frum mai deck fur a bit - sew u habs sumfing chillin fur ur kocktale ower. ___ Ai has hided teh tools u sended sew ai kant find dem in teh mornin but ai put teh treats safe in hai pantree. heheheh! __ Izza sads weh sumwun disappears frum cheezeland. It maeks meh want tew go to der Mundane Land howes an check dey o.k. *sighs* ___ *dials transporter to NINJA, loads with emergency medical supplies, press HUSH!!!!*