By SovaPlum on Feb 1, 2016 at 8:16 PM
Ohai Sylviag! Ai is happee dansin dat u iz hoom. Habs sum Victory Choccie to go wif dat AnCap FP! *flattens slice of chocolate cheesecake with strawberry topping with one firm smack of the frying pan, slides into fax machine, presses SEND*
By SovaPlum on Dec 25, 2015 at 11:09 PM
By SovaPlum on Dec 24, 2015 at 3:55 PM
Ohai Sylviag! Ai hope u is moar gud an can enjoy a Meowy Catmus http://cheezburger.com/8598144256
By SovaPlum on Dec 6, 2015 at 9:43 PM
Ohai Sylviag! GUESS WUT?!?!?! Today izza SANTA DAY!!!!! Did ai ever tell you that Santa come to my small town ebbery year bout now? Teh first tiem ai saw him ai nearly cracked my jaw on the stearing wheel, it dropped so fast. There he was, at the other side of the intersection. Driving a wee squee orange tractor and wearing a blue and orange hivz overall. He looked both ways - of course! - and ai sawed his beautimus beard flying in teh breeze. An ai wus liek "SANTAAAAAAAA!!! AI LUBS UUUUUUU!!!!! An ai wus sew happee ai cried awl teh rest ov teh way home. ___ Ebbery year ai sees him but ai dose NAWT chase him fur sum lap tiem as ai nos he is berry bussie. But each tiem ai sees him ai counts it a Lucky Day. Passing teh luck to u. *high paws* o/ \o
By Sylviag on Dec 3, 2015 at 4:29 PM
Ai sended Foofany to KKPs for our Foofany Kollekshun.
By Sylviag on Dec 3, 2015 at 4:27 PM
Lubs "Retail Therapy"!!
By Sylviag on Dec 3, 2015 at 3:09 AM
Hai! Will pick up all the loving support LOLs later after some rest. xo http://cheezburger.com/8590969088
By SovaPlum on Nov 25, 2015 at 9:37 PM
P.S. Frum Tabini, Fanta + Bella.
By SovaPlum on Nov 25, 2015 at 9:36 PM
Mumph ree! Hump mmumph mif umph ffumph! *drops dead bird on transporter, presses butten with sticker reading sendtoarenteesylvag@herhowse*
By SovaPlum on Nov 25, 2015 at 9:32 PM
Ohai Sylviag! Ai has happee dansin dat u is bak! Did u gits da sno u speaked of? Ai got teh snobawl maker u sended at teh ready. Caint WAIT fur sum snos! Pwees tell Bryan ai greased him's chain gud arfter ai used it tew ATTAK mai lillies. Dem gotted so much big dey wus blocked mai drive-way. Ai just finished mai chores now. Sew ai putted lots ov lillies inna 10 litre bucket fur u. . . .ummm pwease to give bucket bak to Lolrus fur me. Him can be a bit. . . funneh . . . if him nawt have his bukket fur too long aifinkso. ___ Has us got Spring?!?!?! Us has had Spring Sprint Bai chased by dat El Nino child! Summah dun cummed early awlreddy. Except fur larst week which ai took orf werk to do mai Catmus Shopping. Den dat El Nino child hid behind a door giggling while ai gotted rain SEVEN DAYZ INNA ROW!!!! Bak at werk, owt cums teh sun! Gud fing fur u but. Cause ai maid u a sunny Care Package! ___ Now den *puts on Business Glasses* Ai sayz "Teh Best Cure Fur Wpree Iz WERK!" So as well as dis B.F fingy (wut is dat anee wae? Sumfing to do wif shopping?) ai nomminations a Cudda Shudda wif a theam of Catmus. PLUS them Shelter Orfuns shudd be habbings a Fund Raiser Event fur which u shud be making Fleasy Blankies an other Fleasy stuff. Dat shudd keep u tew bisee fur head trubbles aifinkso. Sew TIT TO WERK!!! *places chain wrapped in grease proof paper on transporter, adds big blue bucket crammed with tall lilies, ties heated windsocks to bucket handle, tapes oven mitts and sunglasses to box containing sun catcher, puts box on transporter, presses Make It So*
By Sylviag on Nov 24, 2015 at 6:06 AM
Oh hai my Plummy Fren! Bin missin u and the 2 bois and wun gurl. U haz Spring nao? We sposed to be getting snow todai - purty white flakes falling sofly down. Ai leep into them and roll awl arownd. But ai dont fink we get dat many flakes. Ai hope awl is well wid u. Sends snoblol maker - iz like a big ice cweem scoop. As soon as teh snow comes ai send some ob dat tu. Puts on sled ai modified wid a hainsaw engine, cranks it on and sends n itz way lBryan gonna be sprised wen he tries to start the chainsaw LOL Lubs and hug
By SovaPlum on Nov 17, 2015 at 10:31 PM
*leaves bowl of chicken & cognac soup on doorstep, quietly tip toes away*
By SovaPlum on Nov 8, 2015 at 12:43 AM
Ohai Sylviag! Ai EDed bout dat saw bak u gots. Ai gotsa carepakage packaged fur u. Furst. A Tribble! Ai gotted it at ARMAGEDON (fink ComiCon) frum a Despicable Minion. He assured me it has bin purrmitzvahed. Iffin u pets it it purrs, vibrates an maeks happee gurgly noyses. Iffin u holds it Just Rite it keeps oan vibrashuning. Izz Berry Soooothing afinkso. . . . um izza loan,k? ___ Us is habbing Lovely Hot Dayz. O.K teh mornins are pritti nippie but de Sun has busted owta jail an beamin awl obber teh place. Ai bin hangin up cardboard boxez oan mai clothsline as heat traps. Dem be gud fur owies of awl sorts.1 Ai adds sum fur Mango since he bin fizzyo therapying u. Mabee him shares. Mabee nawt. __ Fur ur V.C fur ur Dandylyon-Pussywillow F.P ai gotted u a Muffin Ov Ebil! Ai dunt no why dem iz cawld "muffins" dey is Jumbo Cuppy Cakes. Dis won iz apple wif white chokklit, white chokklit toppin wif a stick ov dark chokklit poking owt teh top. Maybee u let Bryan habs sum. Mabee nawt. ___ An a big bunch of fresh nip frum Tabini's Secret Garden dat we dunt know is in the Lilly patch dat grows like a triangle.____ Wuts dis ai ED bout beard grownin? Iz dis a Merrycan fing fur November? Hare iz Movember an mans grow mo's to raise munnies for manly bits cancer cures. Ai includes sum mo manoor dat NZ mans sayz werks gud an sum curlers so Bryan can be a Styling Manly Man. *dons protective gloves, stacks heated boxes inside each other, places on transporter, puts tribble into smallest box, tucks Manscaping Kit in with tribble, pets tribble, puts big bunch of catnip in low wide vase, places next to boxes, puts muffin into cake tin, adds to transporter, presses Make It So*
By Sylviag on Nov 3, 2015 at 10:23 PM
Belatedness fanks fur teh congrats and teh flat cheezycake! Ai stick straw in it and puffed it back up tu rite size. Was bery gud and ai fink chokolat is bery gud for bad baks Makes teh spine awl happy :) I gettig brry chilly here nao an awl teh purty flowers gone. Ai harvested and dried teh last ob teh catnip. Sprinkles nip on teh trnsporter and sends tu ur kittehs. lub and hugz
By Sylviag on Nov 3, 2015 at 7:42 PM
bTW ai sended ur kyot hallowed Ween BCs to BF - iz kinda behinder der too but will cach up.
By Sylviag on Nov 3, 2015 at 7:37 PM
Aww, such a sweet memorial for Sweetpea and Jack - sniffuls. Sowwy, hs had a bit ob a back pwoblem and nawt been here much. Getting bedder and spending or tines here Nawt ached up on msgs yet. lub and hugz
By SovaPlum on Oct 21, 2015 at 9:08 PM
ooooh! Harley maided FP! Habs sum V.C wif dat. *rolls slice of chocolate cherry cheesecake flat with rolling pin, carefully slides into fax machine, presses SEND*
By SovaPlum on Oct 19, 2015 at 10:48 PM
Ohai Sylviag! Droppin bai wif sum Sad Nus. U memeber Sweetpea? Iz da furst tiem I meated hur. . . http://cheezburger.com/8307240448 Hur won of J&H's reskew kittehs, sistifur of teh Ebil Teddy-bear anna regular bisittor at Casa Plum. Hur has gone to teh Meadow. On Sundog I finded hur oan mai couch. At furst I thought "awwwws!" an she let me pet hur! Moar 'awwwwwws!" She nebber settled in liek dat afore! Sew ai took a foto tew maek a "Dis Is Nawt Mai Kitteh!" meme. Den ai petted hur sum moar an she purrrrrred an dribbled. Dis when ai noed sufing wrong. Hur dribble wus awl phlemmy an bad._____ Sew ai went tew leave a note fur Heather (ai losted hur cellie no.). But Heather WUS home! She wus awl "OMG!!!! U finded Sweetpea!!!!! She bin missing since Moanday!!!!! Ai wus gonna take hur to teh vet kause she in Renal Failure an ai NAWT want hur tew suffur slow horrible death!!!!!!!" Me an H agreed Sweetpea had gone off tew die but tried tew kum home. Poor fing wus sew disoriented she thort mai howse wus her howse. ____ Sew we wrapped hur inna towl an took hur home an gived hur a barf. Hur tummy an tail wus covered in Scary Stuff. Heather sayed wif der kidney's fully shut down awl teh bile an stuff cums dribblin owt of a kitteh's mouf. Dat dey curl up around der soar tummys an it leaks awl obber dem an is Berry Toxic an we bof had to git changed an showered as soon as Sweetpea wus in a comfee enclosure awaee frum teh nosy, noisy goggies. Heather sayed if she still alive in teh morning den teh vetinari could shew hur teh wae to tew Rainbow Bridge. ____ When ai gotted home frum werk larst nite ai saw mai towl oan Heather's cloths line an felt berry sad. Sweetpea us Much Tuffer dan Bella but hur wus an Owld Lady tew. Hur kummed tew Casa Plum fur sum Peas an Kwiette, afinkso. An hur wus nawt won of the kittehs dat bullied Bella neither. Sew hur wus a welcome bisittor. ____ Hur wif Jack now, sew ai guess dem bof happier. Der wood haf bin MANEE kittehs tew greets Jack in der Medow an noa he der tew greets new arrivals, afinksew. ___ O.K. aim gittin kinda burry noa. Will do a Bye Bye Sweetpea fur Dr Tinycat in a day oar tew. :-((((((
By SovaPlum on Sep 24, 2015 at 2:27 AM
Got mai Wonder Woman jammies oan, kissed mai bois gud nite, gunna go fite Bella fur teh middle ov teh bed. Nitey nite! xoxo =^.^=
By Sylviag on Sep 24, 2015 at 2:24 AM
U an me teh onliest peeps on site. We shud make a big mess on the DB before we go tu bed. Tosses teh fur awl ober. Nitey nite
By Sylviag on Sep 24, 2015 at 2:22 AM
U such a multi-takser LOL U go an Zzzzzz nao. xo
By SovaPlum on Sep 24, 2015 at 2:18 AM
HAH! MISSED! Tabini sends u sum fur he shedded just fur U . Him an me is up waaaay parst owr bed tiem. *typing one handed while I brush my teeth, uses foot to push sum soft fur onto transporter, fumbles for the Make It So button* gottit!
By Sylviag on Sep 24, 2015 at 1:58 AM
View ob teh kittehs laffing at me very nive. Flicks rubber band atchu.
By SovaPlum on Sep 24, 2015 at 1:54 AM
*buffs fingers in fake modesty* Ohai Sylviag! Didunt see yew der!
By Sylviag on Sep 24, 2015 at 1:53 AM
Dat waz purty forceful as ai on teh carpet LOL
By SovaPlum on Sep 24, 2015 at 1:46 AM
OOOF! Cawt dem hugz! Blowen u a huge kissy! *takes deep breath, puts mouth against interwebby tubes* XXXXXX
By Sylviag on Sep 23, 2015 at 10:37 PM
Hey, hey, wabes frantikally! Iz here rite nao. hugzzzzzz
By Sylviag on Sep 23, 2015 at 8:27 AM
Iz wurking mai way bak. Jackie in a box still hopping arownd getting in teh way - did u get long life battries? Teh kittehs came bak frum ur burpstay wid awl kinds ob oddies and endies. Frum teh dentist dey stoled a shiny liddul mirror and dey bin cheking out der teef. Georgy Girl nawt trilled wid dat at awl an hissed cuz she haz tu go tu vet tomorrow to hab her teefs cleaned. Iz ur Arentee missing wun mitten? Squee came bak wid it on hiz hed an he pretending he a rooster. Silly boi. At ur Moms dey borrowed a roll ob teepee and played wid it awl ober mai howze. Dey lubbed eberywun an can hadly wait to visit agin wen u reddy for siks naughty but lobable kittehs. Wot, u want anudder prezzie? Okeh. Makes iddul boks an gluze pics ob my kittehs inside and out. Puts in lddul silbr wishing ball. U haz tu shake it elbenty times wile twirling in a circul dansing to Dansing Kween. Den u kan make a wish for anyfing u want! As long as it nawt ober sebenteen US dollars. Now for teh kittties ai has a nice plastic unbrakable vase wid many spwigs ob my garden kitnip. U place it right on teh edge ob teh kichen cownter an see how knoks it ober furstest. No brake, jus sum waters on teh flor and many happee kittehs. LOL U mus be teh puter gugu for teh fambly. I Spring nao ober der?? lubs and hugz
By SovaPlum on Sep 19, 2015 at 7:07 PM
OHEY! U bak YET?!?! Whear mai prezzunt?
By SovaPlum on Sep 2, 2015 at 10:56 PM
Ohai Sylviag! U BAK YET, WUMMIN!?! Fank yew fur teh HUGE Mess Makin Kit us sended mai kittehs. Der wus ripped up papper, nip an fur - LOTSA fur! Frum at least a duzzen different kittehs, awl obber mai howse! It wuzza gud fing ur sended sum nyce soothing whine and choccies wif dem. Ai crawled into bed an slept it off fur a cuppla daz afre ai kleened up teh mess. ____ Ur kittehs maid it tew mah howse in tiem fur mai burpstay! Sew ai took'em wif me. furst tew teh dentist wear ebberwon went awwwwwws while ai went oooooowwwwwws in Teh Special Chair. Den ai drapped dem awl obber mai Arentee to keep hur outta mai hair. . . .ai mean happee, while ai fixed hur pooter. Den ai took dem tew meat mai Mummy hoo went awwwwws an den us went bak tew mai howse an dey eated awl mai Burpstay Fuds an plaed snooza-thon while ai man . . .um wummuned teh phonez. And den us maked a prezzunt fur u! Izza surprize! *places large vibrating jack-in-a-box on transporter, resses Make It So, runs away giggling*