ED Sorry Paws, I can't come with anything for "tarted that life" that's G-rated. There's another fine turn of phrase that was pretty good, "pretty to death." Would that be a pretty version of Medusa? ("[Wee Willie]...had a horrible start to life...and wa[s] pretty to death when he was dumped on us") PS Is that Wee Willie in your profile pic?
Going to see the doc whose staff botched your authorization request, that should be interesting. Still laughing about the "pissed off urologist." Aren't those guys always pissed? :p Purring and pulling for you, good luck today.
Chris10a is a "Spock-ian Trekkie": perfectly logical. :) Yes, I guess I did, but you'd better be careful with offers like "Have a nap on me." I'm liable to take you literally, weigh a lot more than you do, and am not nearly as cute and cuddly as Squee Willie or any of the others. ;)