Messages between Sylviag and heyman


By heyman on Dec 17, 2014 at 9:11 AM

Whoa, slow down America. Pot, Cuban cigars, what's next ... Kinder Surprise Eggs!?!


By heyman on Dec 17, 2014 at 8:23 AM

FP congrats!!! I am not a big fan of "It's A Wonderful Life" but will sit through it just to see Donna Reed.


By heyman on Dec 17, 2014 at 8:00 AM

I miss pundits. Then again, the pic of Obama holding a watermelon in the pics to captions list bothered me. I still shake my head at that one.


By heyman on Dec 17, 2014 at 7:45 AM

I just don't understand stuff like that. I can't wrap my head around it. When it comes to captions, I am a worrier and a wuss. I posted a caption about Cheney saying that rectal feeding of hummus was for medical reasons on the Alan Smithee account and then deleted it. Couldn't take the pressure that someone might not like it. Wuss wuss wuss.


By heyman on Dec 17, 2014 at 7:33 AM

I just saw you upload a new picture and started to worry. Looks like a caption for Alan Smithee ;-)


By heyman on Dec 15, 2014 at 9:53 PM

Short is the Internet. The long answer is way too much time on the Internet. I am watching a British trivia show called QI hosted by Stephen Fry. Great show and it satisfies that need for trivia. 13 seasons of it so far. I am watching it out of order, the last couple of seasons and now the first couple. http://qi.com/ and http://goo.gl/b7QKHI


By heyman on Dec 14, 2014 at 1:11 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Smithee we should create an account with this name and give anyone that wants it the username and password. When they have a lol idea that just needs to get out of their brain but is really bad and they don't want to take credit, they can use this account.


By heyman on Dec 10, 2014 at 10:08 AM

Cleavage always make the fp on ichc these days ;-) Congrats!!!


By heyman on Dec 10, 2014 at 2:01 AM

I went to "Gone Girl" last night. I read the book and I thought the movie did a good job of bringing it to life. That being said, it is one of the scariest movies ever.


By heyman on Dec 10, 2014 at 12:48 AM

Yes, you where very busy tonight. Good night.


By heyman on Dec 9, 2014 at 12:52 PM

ICHC is being a little borky today. Lots of lol doesn't exist pages but then shows up later. How you doing? See you have been busy online this morning. I never say it, but I appreciate the extras you do to help make the community a great place to spend time.


By heyman on Dec 4, 2014 at 7:03 PM

Thanks! Even though it was a chick flick, I enjoyed it.


By heyman on Dec 3, 2014 at 8:42 PM

Right now, none just because she said them. Once I stop taking her suggestion personal, I might take a class or two. I really don't know. The goal for the last year has been getting a divorce.


By heyman on Dec 3, 2014 at 8:15 PM

Nothing signed yet, just accepted.


By heyman on Dec 3, 2014 at 8:12 PM

I accepted the future ex's offer. Probably regret it a couple years from now, for now it is probably best for my health to get it over with. Last couple of months have been a little bit stressful.


By heyman on Dec 3, 2014 at 3:57 PM

I did not realize that the word kerfuffle is a Canadian word not used much in the US. http://cheezburger.com/8392934144


By heyman on Dec 2, 2014 at 2:47 PM

A area of the city was shut down here today. Over the weekend we had the Santa Claus parade. Local Beavers/Scouts had a float with the theme Minecraft, the computer game. Lots of different coloured boxes on it. When they where driving back after the parade, one of the boxes fell off. That box happened to be red with the letters TNT printed on it. Personally I would have written "kittens" if I was a terrorist planting a bomb.


By heyman on Dec 2, 2014 at 7:35 AM

http://youtu.be/mLccxrDgi5U and good luck with vet. Try to stay away from cat scratch fever.


By heyman on Dec 2, 2014 at 7:22 AM

I was just thinking Sunday night that it was time to try to find a copy of A Wish for Wings That Work. Love that Christmas cartoon.


By heyman on Nov 30, 2014 at 8:35 PM

Could end up in court in March. Her strings she is trying to impose. She makes triple the amount of money I make so she is just trying to protect "her" money in her mind. Her strategy is to say I have the ability to earn more so she shouldn't have to pay me as much. Mine is to say "I had" the ability and depression and lack of schooling etc no longer make it a reasonable request. I worked retail in a computer store for 20 years which sounds great but i never had any formal training. Combined with being out of the business for 4 years, not doing well with stress and headaches like getting an ice pick in the side of the head when I try to figure out computer problems have made me have to rethink what i can and can't do. I hadn't had a ice pick headache since the separation and quitting work, I got the first one in 3 years after the mediation session at the beginning of November. sigh.


By heyman on Nov 30, 2014 at 6:42 PM

Phew, 20-16 final Calgary


By heyman on Nov 30, 2014 at 6:22 PM

Don't think i will get a tree but if I do it will be a tiny artificial one. Security is doing good. Find out how the slow down will effect me next week. Hopefully not too bad. More worried about the divorce. Negotiations not going good. Close but she wants to put strings attached to it. Have to get a better paying job or invest all the one time payment or go back to school. Driving me crazy. I know she thinks she is trying to do what she thinks is best for me but those days are gone.


By heyman on Nov 30, 2014 at 5:45 PM

http://youtu.be/4Z1J9rXlN48


By heyman on Nov 30, 2014 at 5:28 PM

17-7 Calgary at the start of the 2nd half. Imagine Dragons were the half time show. Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive


By heyman on Nov 30, 2014 at 12:59 PM

Yes. Windchill of -65c Christmas '90. We arrived and my sister was busy making paper chain garland to hang around the tree. Outdoor Christmas lights on one very expensive tree if purchased. No one at the lots on Christmas Eve. It actually was fun evening because we just sat around, making decorations and Christmas cheer in a mug. I still wonder about my mom's determination because it had to take awhile to cut up a tree and burn it in the fireplace.


By heyman on Nov 28, 2014 at 5:17 PM

Molly made the list for cats and dogs. I am sure she is impressed by that.


By heyman on Nov 28, 2014 at 5:15 PM

Ya, but the line up for donuts and coffee at Tim Hortons can some times get out of hand


By heyman on Nov 27, 2014 at 6:53 AM

Thanks! Here is the sequel http://cheezburger.com/8386838016


By heyman on Nov 26, 2014 at 5:18 PM

Still lots of snow and some melting and highs today around 3c. Tomorrow evening, cold front hitting us and will be around -25c. Should make for really fun driving.


By heyman on Nov 26, 2014 at 6:52 AM

It is going to be one of those days where we get 10 inches of snow and then it starts to rain in the afternoon. Fun driving this morning, should be a mess this evening.