Make sure you check your pockets before doing laundry. Needless to say I found my good pen but no...

If you wish to be a bit antisocial in the morning before you have had your coffee and just hand t...

When your daughter hands you her laptop to watch a youtube video, remember that it's not your iph...

Never reject a date from that really sweet geeky-looking guy. The following week he will cut his...

That funny joke from earlier? Yup. Funny. That Health class you have? Yup. About bullying. Rememb...

When you see a barrel outside the super market, don't reflexively try to search it for salt piles...

When it is below zero outside and cold in your bedroom, remember what you had for supper when you...

Never use a Q-tip to clean your ear and brush your teeth at the same time. You will jam the Q-tip...

The other day, I saw a guy I used to know from Church. I told him to say hi to his wife for me. G...

If you're talking about religion, the correct word is "Buddha". Not "Yoda".

Fail: Being at home sick, getting thirsty, and taking a nice big chug from your cup of salt water...

When you are 8 years old and your friends suggest that you all play Star Wars, do not just go alo...

If you receive a text informing you that you're now subscribed to Cat Facts, don't reply with the...

Before wondering why, after a couple of weeks of using a nasal allergy spray, your sinus congesti...

If you have facial hair and decide to eat toasted, warm marshmallows be sure to look in a mirror ...

Failbook is not facebook, you can't click on the see all comments on a status.

If you have a boy with autism and you take him to a birthday party, don't teach him to hit the ot...

No matter how much you want to get achievements, do not play Fruit Ninja for Kinect for six hours...

Be sure to calculate the amount of hot chocolate left in your cup before you take the last sip. Y...

Never wait until the last minute to write that three page essay. And if you do for the love of go...