Me: It's frustrating still having to shop in the teens section, but at least I dodge the taxes......

(While we were watching a Harry Potter movie) Mom: Isn't it that school for ghosts? Me: Ghosts?...

Me:Mom guess what,Theres this new comic on failblog and its hillarious! Mom:Whats failblog? OH...

(text msg) Mom: hi love m6m i don't know how to erase

mom: The wind sounds blowy, doesn't it?

Ordering LOTS of nuggets at McDonalds. Mom: can we get 5 sauces?.. guy on microphone: sur--- M...

(At a parade, where a school called Highland High School marches past) Mom: How can they all be ...

(I land on Kings Cross Station playing Monopoly.) Mum: Don't you dare buy it! I want Platform 9 ...