Messages between ToolBee and SovaPlum

By SovaPlum on Feb 22, 2015 at 1:03 AM

*inserts funnel into interwebby tubes, tips 20litre bucket of Ferret's Own Dinner biscuits into funnel* HEY TOOLBEE!!! CATCH!!!!!!

By ToolBee on Feb 21, 2015 at 6:16 PM

*bzz* LOL Ai ordered a 2XL, as you wantid, but dey say teh ferrets need to get moar nomz furst to get biggur! :) btw dat Dark muffin ob death... Yum! :P

By SovaPlum on Feb 21, 2015 at 1:37 PM

Ohai ToolBee! Ai LUBS dat fur coat!!! *places order for one 2XL Ferrit Delite Coat* Haps a Victory Choccie wif dat. An one fur the Scardee Future Seein Kitteh, too! *places chocolate ferret with milk chocolate accents on transporter, adds The Dark Chocolate Muffin Of Doom, presses Make It So*

By ToolBee on Feb 14, 2015 at 4:31 PM

*bzz* (beelated) Happy v-dai! :)

By ToolBee on Jan 26, 2015 at 9:42 PM

Ow..yeah "well balanced" indeed! :P Not sure bowt hims diet... ;)

By SovaPlum on Jan 26, 2015 at 9:27 PM

P.S. U reffers to dat Well Balanced Kitteh? Meh. Ai nebber hold what folks do as dem is passing out to Bye Bye Land against dem. Waaaay to guilty of Weirds myself!

By SovaPlum on Jan 26, 2015 at 9:05 PM

Ohai ToolBee! Congratz fur ur Dr GoodDog F.P. Ai add dat suggestion to mai buk ov hom medishun. U habs a Victory Choccie *places chocolate muffin with dark chocolate icing topped with a scattering of crushed macadamia nuts onto pastry board, rolls flat, slides into fax machine, enters SEND*

By ToolBee on Jan 26, 2015 at 8:19 PM

*bzz* Hotdog-FP-gratz! :) Sorry for mine... aiffink... ;P

By SovaPlum on Jan 25, 2015 at 9:42 PM

nytee niyt. *blows some sweet dreams dust through inter webby tubes*

By ToolBee on Jan 25, 2015 at 9:39 PM

** nawt going annywere... must.slee.p... ;)

By ToolBee on Jan 25, 2015 at 9:38 PM

*bzLOL* He's nawt annywere either:

By SovaPlum on Jan 25, 2015 at 9:31 PM

*giggle* sumtiems I karn't tell teh irony hamster frum teh sarcasm mousie!

By ToolBee on Jan 25, 2015 at 9:21 PM

By SovaPlum on Jan 25, 2015 at 8:56 PM

Ohai TB! U hazza flower.

By ToolBee on Jan 25, 2015 at 8:35 PM

*bz* Ohai! :P

By ToolBee on Dec 31, 2014 at 4:54 PM

*bzz* Happy 2015! :D

By SovaPlum on Dec 24, 2014 at 2:29 PM

Ohai ToolBee! U habs bin warned!

By ToolBee on Dec 23, 2014 at 6:54 AM

*bzz* :)

By ToolBee on Feb 13, 2014 at 2:52 PM

*bz* *cwunkk* *ssshhh...* Ah! Phew, smells strong! ;) btw, found your team! Sorda rememder ShaneDobbins nao, he gonna skate teh 10km as well. Try 'n beat our Sven... HAH! :P

By SovaPlum on Feb 13, 2014 at 2:31 PM

Ohai ToolBee! Ur team is doin SPLEDIFEROUSLY! Ai haz lowst count of teh medals. Team Kiwi iz small an nawt ';/5 -oops kitty stting infront oov keyboard - um, nawt likely too score inside top ten. Our besty got injured day before opening ceremony. One serious chance in the long distance speed skate, Tonite, I thnk. Sew please delibber dis LUBBLY home brewed TOTALY SAFE drinkie to ur speed skaters fur me! *places flagon of blue foaming liquid on transporter, presses Make it So*

By ToolBee on Feb 9, 2014 at 4:58 PM

*bz* Fanks! Got another gold today as well, mebbe tomorrow another 1-2-3 on the 500m sprint (men)!! :P Any kiwi's competing there?

By SovaPlum on Feb 9, 2014 at 12:24 AM

Ohai ToolBee! Hot diggity! 3 medals in one day! AWESOME!!!!!

By ToolBee on Dec 31, 2013 at 2:56 PM


By SovaPlum on Dec 24, 2013 at 4:29 PM

Ohai ToolBee! Meowy Catmus

By SovaPlum on Dec 24, 2013 at 1:23 AM

Ohai ToolBee! Meowy Catmus!

By ToolBee on Dec 17, 2013 at 7:16 PM


By ToolBee on Nov 28, 2013 at 2:35 AM


By SovaPlum on Sep 6, 2013 at 2:01 AM

Ohai ToolBee! Awlsew effective is adds of shots to ur tea. Dat way ebbry drink iza gud drink! __ I diddunt sea teh Top Gear bit in NZ but ai hare it had a bit turnout of onlookers when teh kameras wuz hare. As fur AWL TEH radio howses plaeing Crowded House. Ai dunt no. Ai dunt listen to AWL of dem. But ai'd bee surprized if dey duz. CH did gud hare but did beta ober seas aifinkso.__ Speakin of beta. Dat Beta Programmer Chimp u did wood axplain alot!

By ToolBee on Sep 5, 2013 at 4:31 AM

*bzz* Adding a drink of water to every "other" drink is proven to bee effektiv, yes! btw, just saw a bit your country on ToppGear last night (not live)! Is it true ALL radio-stations there play Crowded House? :P

By SovaPlum on Sep 4, 2013 at 8:54 PM

Ohai ToolBee! Fank yew fur axplains re dem rotted 'nanas. Ai nebber gits hunf obber kawse ai belieb in *trumpet volley* PREVENTATIVE MEDICINE! To nawt git teh hungobber: Eats furst, drink watur and dance. Werks ebbry tiem.