Mom (teaching me how to drive): Make sure you don't run over any boxes or bags. Me: Why? Mom: T...

Me: (Just watching some cars go by, thinking about what car would I like to buy) Mom: (Driving, ...

Mum: What are you studying? Me: You wouldn't be interested. Mum: No, really, I might be able to...

Mother: I need new batteries for my vibrator Me: Um... what? Mother: I said I need new batterie...

Mum: How do you turn this shakey thing on my iPhone off? Me: You answer Dad. He's calling you.

(I pour myself a cup of soda and it fizzes and overflows) Mom: If you just put your face down th...