I'm a man in Mordor.

You can wish me a happy birthday on December 25th.

About Me

I am a sweet funny guy who loves to eat out at Monks, with my best friends Elaine, George, Jerry and Cosmo. I have an eating disorder and can't lift more than 20 pounds. Some consider me fat but I think they're jerks! I live at home with my mom and dad. I pay rent. I love my girl Natalie she's the reason I live to eat. Failure is not an option. If I'm about to fail I quit so I don't have to lose. My favorite celebrity couple is Prince William and Kate Middleton I watched TV for 30 hours strait t...

I am a sweet funny guy who loves to eat out at Monks, with my best friends Elaine, George, Jerry and Cosmo. I have an eating disorder and can't lift more than 20 pounds. Some consider me fat but I think they're jerks! I live at home with my mom and dad. I pay rent. I love my girl Natalie she's the reason I live to eat. Failure is not an option. If I'm about to fail I quit so I don't have to lose. My favorite celebrity couple is Prince William and Kate Middleton I watched TV for 30 hours strait the day they got married. THEY ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER! I love anime especially Naruto and Bleach. My favorite book is Twilight team Jacob 4 ever! My fav bands are 2NE1 and Selena Gomez! and I Hate Justice Beaver I think Selena is just dating him so she can get close and kill him! I don't think she would want to date a gay man. As I said earlier Natalie is my girl, so girls don't even try or she will get you!

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