** On hiatus for a bit. ** Extraordinarily happily married for 21 years; older than I look, younger than I feel; fat & happy; lotsa tats, lotsa piercings; addicted to glitter; some-time artist, part-time writer, full-time smart-assed sarcastic cynic. Sucker for a good fart joke. My husband, my parents, Stephen Hawking and Johnny Depp are my heroes.** On hiatus for a bit. ** Extraordinarily happily married for 21 years; older than I look, younger than I feel; fat & happy; lotsa tats, lotsa piercings; addicted to glitter; some-time artist, part-time writer, full-time smart-assed sarcastic cynic. Sucker for a good fart joke. My husband, my parents, Stephen Hawking and Johnny Depp are my heroes.