Messages between Winnie-Wonka and GrammyOgg


By Winnie-Wonka on Jan 28, 2013 at 10:15 AM

I seeeeeeee you, sister mine! LOVEYOU!


By Winnie-Wonka on Aug 9, 2012 at 7:41 AM

Please forgive the copy-and paste...please know that you are loved. ~ http://cheezburger.com/6496689664 ~


By Winnie-Wonka on Jun 30, 2012 at 3:41 PM

Love you, sister mine! http://cheezburger.com/6385500160


By Winnie-Wonka on Apr 24, 2012 at 12:51 PM

*grins* The first trip she mentioned was to Seattle in June. I can has long lunch to visit some peeps?! *grin turns slightly ebil* LOVEYOUBIGBUNCHES!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Apr 24, 2012 at 10:44 AM

Well, I think it went okay. I really pushed my strengths and admitted my weaknesses...and made it obvious I was taking copious notes. I let her know that I would be looking for online tutors for Powerpoint this afternoon AND, just for fun, I will email her some of the copies of the databases I've created and maintained her at home, along with some charts of the same. Found out there will be some travel involved - WOOT! She asked about my education and when I explained I did not have a degree she responded that the main difference real-world experience and a degree was the base of pay. I just smiled and said, "Well, that makes me the ideal candidate from a fiscal standpoint." I WANT THIS ONE!! *sigh* LOVEYOUMOAREST!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Apr 24, 2012 at 8:51 AM

And I'm off! Wish me luck. *hugs* LOVEYOU!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Apr 24, 2012 at 7:47 AM

BTW...did you see Nippy's message on my dashboard? Love it!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Apr 24, 2012 at 7:46 AM

~lol~ Actually...I really am thinking about it. They've got good training and I'm a damned good student. I wouldn't do anything like give people surprises, though - I think the company might frown on that just a wee bit. ;o) I just can't figure out how I'd pull of the white shirt and black tie uniform. *pleh* BTW, I built my first .gif yesterday! See, this old dog CAN learn new tricks! ;o) LOVEYOUMOARBETTERERTHANTHATSOTHERE!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Apr 24, 2012 at 7:31 AM

I has seen the full-length video of that kitteh and you can hear him land just a tiny little bit after he jumps so there was another balcony or something right below him. I just updated OO last week...*sigh* No luck. I need to go on the innertubes and see if I can find a compatibility patch for it, aifinkso. I also need to find a patch for my old Printmaster programs - Windows 7 is *supposed* to do that autmatically but noooo. ~lol~ Speaking of, did I tell you the first interviewer asked if I would be interested in working on the Geek Squad? O_o That would be trouble just waiting to happen!! LOVEYOUMOARMOSTBETTERER!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Apr 24, 2012 at 7:18 AM

Oh - and did you see this one? http://cheezburger.com/6131848448 Those twitchy feet just kill me!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Apr 24, 2012 at 7:15 AM

I really miss Excel - I have the Open Office spreadsheet program but it doesn't use *quite* the same formulas as Excel so I'm forgetting some of my skills, dammit! Not to mention the OO word processor is virtually unreadable by any other format, so if I write something I want to share I have to convert in Google docs and hope it sticks. First paycheck, I'm getting at least Word, if it's available separately. LOVEYOUMOARMOSTERER!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Apr 24, 2012 at 6:48 AM

P.S. MAYDAY! *grins*


By Winnie-Wonka on Apr 24, 2012 at 6:48 AM

I thought you might like that! Her whole series is funny as shit - I need more hours in the day to go looking through the collection! After the interview this morning I have to get cracking on that business thing I told you about; piecing it together is going to be the hardest part. Curse you, Microsoft Office, for not being included on new pyooters and costing so damned much! LOVEYOUMOARER!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Apr 24, 2012 at 6:36 AM

OMCC, did you see this? http://cheezburger.com/6138588416 LOLOLOLOLOLOL LOVEYOU!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 23, 2012 at 7:11 AM

Good morning, Sis! It's just another fun-filled day in paradise. *facepalm* Gonna send you another email in a minute or two and you really NEED to click that link and read. Scary stuff. Here's hoping for a nice peaceful day. pfft. As if. LOVEYOUTOO!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 21, 2012 at 11:56 AM

Pay? Crudbuckets. Any word on the s-i-l thing? I ain't gonna stop harping on that anytime soon, you know. Because I LOVEYOUBESTESTEREST!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 21, 2012 at 11:25 AM

A cowcatcher is far too gentle an after-market option - I want screeching metal and broken glass! I need transference since I got get to the people whose butts I really wanna chew. Stoopid IRS. >:{ *sigh* LOVEYOUMOSTESTER!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 21, 2012 at 10:18 AM

Sis, I'd love to see the photos but with stupid timeline I can't make heads or tails of your page. I **HATE** that damned format. I saw the one on my newsfeed...haven't we had that convo before? ;o) Ugh...need to run and make a deposit and I don't wanna leave the house. I have to deal with either heavy construction or downtown traffic, neither of which is an optimal choice for me today. Some idiot in a Prius will torque me off and I'll throw that Dodge into four-wheel and crawl right over them, I just know it. ~lol~ There are days I avoid going to prison simply by not leaving the house! LOVEYOUMOARER!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 21, 2012 at 9:55 AM

Good morning - er, afternoon, Sis! *clink* I've had two hours of sleep, two pots of coffee and I'm ready to wrestle the Kraken - gods help the idiot who gets in my face today or there will be blood. >:} I'm sorry the pollen's kicking you butt; have you gotten any local honey yet? Someone gave me a two pound comb the other day so I feel like I'm girding my loins. *cackle* And doing my Kegels because sneezing ain't kind sometimes to us old broads. LOVEYOU!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 9, 2012 at 10:15 AM

Happy Friday, sis - you survived another week! *clink* Damn, am I missing having Fc around on a regular basis. I know it's only a temp thing but I feel like a part of me is MIA. :( How you doon today? I still can't shake this bug - my glucose levels are all over the place and now my vision's really being affected. NAWT happy. Golly. If only I lived in a country that provided health care to its tax-paying citizens...oops. Way to be neutral on the dashboard, eh? LOVEYOU!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 8, 2012 at 11:55 AM

It *was* password-protected...but still, somehow, "MomandDadGuest" is on our network now. To say I don't like that kid is to put it mildly. When they first moved in he knocked on my door and asked for a screwdriver so he could break in because he'd forgotten his key. WTF? He makes my skin crawl and when something makes my spidey sense tingle that hard I do NAWT ignore it. Have some coffee! Here! *pours* LOVEYOUMOARER!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 8, 2012 at 11:24 AM

Oh, yeah...LOVEYOU!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 8, 2012 at 11:24 AM

Grrr...first the network here in the house was reading disconnected for this pyooter...then I found two networks trying to access our wifi...it's that damned kid next door again, I'm afraid. JA didn't leave the access code written down so I can't do anything that requires a log-in until he gets home. Aside from all that - Happy Thursday! *clink*


By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 6, 2012 at 3:35 PM

Can we just agree that we don't like very many people and be done with it?!! OFFS! LOVEYOUTOO!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 6, 2012 at 11:58 AM

I'll be waiting for your timely missive - drive safe! LOVEYOUMOST!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 6, 2012 at 11:49 AM

Today is one of those "last-forever" days here. I just can't shake the shit and you know what I mean! Yes, enjoy your purple stripe. *looks at own hair* *utters obscenities under breath* Enjoy! ~lol~ Yep, about time for you to head out...sorry, sis. I'll stay in my pjs and have another cuppa in your honor. LOVEYOUTOO!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 3, 2012 at 10:15 AM

Awww... *warm fuzzies* Poor Tigg; his cousin Jack is the same way - loud noises and the little guy almost shakes himself apart! We're working on it but it's a slow process with him. He's very intelligent but very stubborn, too, so training is a bit of an issue. Good, no worries, then. We're protected by the Black Hills unless a twister forms directly over us and when that happens they're usually F0-F1. Five miles to the south and east however...not so much. LOVEYOUMOARER!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 3, 2012 at 8:12 AM

Wow. You think I'm cool? I can sooo live with that! How's your weather behaving? Can I stop worrying yet? LOVEYOULEFTBACK!!


By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 3, 2012 at 1:27 AM

Ah, my wonderful sister...thank you so much for the lovely b'day LOL - daffodils would be my favorite flower if only they didn't make me sneeze! More than that, thank you for the gift of your unwavering friendship, your constant love and for being one of the finest and truest human beings I have ever been blessed to know. You mean the world to me. I LOVE YOU!


By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 28, 2012 at 5:39 AM

Good morning, sis! *clink* Here's hoping the dying swan didn't give you too much trouble. ;o) I have a great thought - why doesn' ICHC look into buying the Picnik platform? THAT would be sweet!! Not too much time this morning (stoopid court house...stoopid vehicle tags...) but you know I'll catch you here or there. LOVEYOU!!