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By Winnie-Wonka on May 15, 2012 at 3:34 PM

Dude, all quick-like, I can has your spare flowers for mamagwyn?

By Winnie-Wonka on May 13, 2012 at 8:35 PM

I has such a tired!! I'm cashiering/doing demos/teaching stuff at Michaels Arts & Crafts. It's killing my knee but I like the job - and I have insurance starting next week! Life is good. How's by you? *hugs*

By Winnie-Wonka on Apr 24, 2012 at 5:46 AM

Your Top Cops are awesome!! I can't wait to see how far you can take the theme, it's a good'un! Chthulu likes Slurpees? Whoda thunk - and it looks like he's had a little "work" done. I hear tentacle reductions are all the rage in R'lyehwood this year.

By Winnie-Wonka on Apr 6, 2012 at 10:32 AM

Uhm...yep, I do...~ http://phunnyphotoshoplolz.cheezburger.com/ ~ but I'm really kind of picky about what goes in there...namely, my own stuff. I know that sounds all full of myself and stuff. :o( FWIW I added it to my favorites because it really is funny as hell. :o)

By Winnie-Wonka on Apr 5, 2012 at 7:17 AM

That Aunt Bertha...if she ain't squishing kittehs, she's scarring them for life. Gotta love that big old broad. So, how's tricks?

By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 30, 2012 at 10:03 AM

*blinks* That's your personal piece? I did not realize that and I am impressed with the rewrite! I did check out the full-size version but you have to remember that my eyes are pretty much toast...I can't do beadwork anymore without *very* strong readers but those do diddly for me in front of the computer. All in all it is the awesome sauce, my friend. I need to order a poster print, aifinkso! :o)

By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 30, 2012 at 7:20 AM

That is awesome. I just wish the font on the piece were a bit easier to read...but then, that's a lot of text to squeeze onto a very busy background.

By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 22, 2012 at 1:56 PM

Unless she has voice-recognition software I'm not worried...it's hard to type with ALL YOUR FINGERS BROKEN.

By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 15, 2012 at 8:04 PM

~lol~ Our dog, Jack, is low to the ground with short little legs so he's got this awesome shimmy when he runs; we call him Mr. Wigglesbottom. When it rains he turns into a bluesman: Mudbelly Wigglesbottom. We're gonna cut an album some time next year.

By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 14, 2012 at 7:59 AM

That one is awesome - congrats!!!

By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 12, 2012 at 10:29 AM

~lol~ Over the limit? Under arrest. GO. ;o)

By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 2, 2012 at 7:49 AM

That is hideous. Truly. Bad enough to go into the Site. *pleh* I've learned to do transparent backgrounds in Gimp so have been spending hours nipping out pixels one at a time. When it comes to that shit I seem to made of patience. People...eh, not so much. ;o) Happy Friday!

By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 1, 2012 at 7:41 AM

~LOL~ I have a feeling if Aunt Bertha *really* wanted to go out in that none of us would DARE stand in her way! ;o)

By Winnie-Wonka on Mar 1, 2012 at 7:15 AM

You. ROCK!! Thank you great big bunches - I'm enjoying the hell out of that. :o) Zombie grats, btw! *hugs*

By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 29, 2012 at 5:52 AM

I'll have to go looking for that one. I guess I'm just blown away by her trained control, her natural talent AND the fact that she uses a great deal of humor in her act...she ain't exactly hard on the eyes, either. ;o)

By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 28, 2012 at 2:32 PM

Okay, so you know I had to check out the rest of her stuff. Wow. Every up-n-comer out there needs to watch her for proper schooling in the art of dipthongs. I'm flattered my LOL brought that to mind! :o)

By seattley3k on Feb 18, 2012 at 3:23 PM

May I offer you some adult chocolate?

By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 15, 2012 at 8:06 AM

Is okay - if I can help with your friend, let me know!

By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 10, 2012 at 6:47 AM

Some of the furbabies just seem to stick with us longer. I'm still mourning my Jodie and it's been nineteen years since she crossed the Bridge. I can't write about her without tearing up. *sigh*

By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 9, 2012 at 2:28 PM

I'm sorry. Its damned tough to get left behind, isn't it? And funny how we always seem to remember the day. I'm still kind of mad at Pearl for choosing Samhain as they day to make her trip across the bridge. Man...we really miss them, don't we? Hey, thanks for sending me that LOL - it actually (sort of) inspired me to LOL myself. It's just another *pleh* today, or is it *meh*? Some days I just can't tell.

By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 9, 2012 at 9:38 AM

Yeah, actually, it is, kinda. The home invasions have pretty much stopped since an elderly neighbor down the street held a burglar at gunpoint until the police arrived. Rumor has it when she placed the 911 call she told the dispatcher, "I've just shot and killed an intruder." Golly, I hope it's true. ;o) Hope you're having a good Thursday. *hugs*

By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 9, 2012 at 6:54 AM

I * have* been known to answer the door while carrying a sword or device capable of launching a high-velocity projectile. It all boils down to how badly they want to meet their maker. ;o)

By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 8, 2012 at 12:27 PM

It is to laugh...I have a pentangle wreath on my front door and a Lutheran church across the street...someone, I can't imagine who, keeps stuffing religious tracts into that wreath... in spite of the "NO SOLICITATION" sign at the bottom of my steps. *snerk*

By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 8, 2012 at 9:10 AM

I don't know...if we take modern conveniences with us we'll probably just end up with modern problems...unless we can leave religion behind, too...

By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 8, 2012 at 6:21 AM

Why, oh, why can't someone make a fresh history though which we'll actually enjoy living...? *snerk*

By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 6, 2012 at 6:53 PM

Actually, while I'm here...any collectibles you want to unload, please, I can probably find homes for. We can give multiple gifts to the same person every day now so I have been handing them out left and right! Feels pretty good to watch my numbers go down. :o)

By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 6, 2012 at 6:51 PM

Plotting kitteh plots. *heh heh heh* Given what my cats have experienced, I find it odd how I act surprised when they see the carrier and are all like, "Oh, HELL no!!" BTW...what lovely tulips you have. ;o)

By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 5, 2012 at 7:58 AM

That Data...he's just FULL of surprises!

By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 3, 2012 at 9:38 AM

*lol* I'll have to give you that one - Elwes really did seem as though he was having the time of his life! Gonna keep searching for that song because now I *have* to hear it!!

By Winnie-Wonka on Feb 3, 2012 at 9:26 AM

Believe it or not, I just couldn't get into Men in Tights - how sad is that?! Young Frankenstein, however...! You know, I'm not familiar with that song. Tried to look it up but no banana. :/