I'm a woman in a Tower of Silence.

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Hey guys! Fun Facts about me: My diet mainly consists of worms, sour grapes, and revenge (served cold of course). With the occational can of Pringles, wrath, and Red Bull (preferably all in one can). I'm starting a collection of Zippo style lighters (coincidentally, cases of arson, spontaneous combustion and the loss of my eyebrows are at an all-time high). In my opinion, shiny, red buttons must always be pressed. Always. Folks with ebola hate my ringtone. Through carefull experimentation, I ha...

Hey guys! Fun Facts about me: My diet mainly consists of worms, sour grapes, and revenge (served cold of course). With the occational can of Pringles, wrath, and Red Bull (preferably all in one can). I'm starting a collection of Zippo style lighters (coincidentally, cases of arson, spontaneous combustion and the loss of my eyebrows are at an all-time high). In my opinion, shiny, red buttons must always be pressed. Always. Folks with ebola hate my ringtone. Through carefull experimentation, I have successfully cloned and crossed a Snickers bar with a Phillips Head Screwdriver. Books I like reading include the Dune series (Lynch's movie is great, don't deny it.) and H.P Lovecraft's Necronomicon. Some people don't like Alien: Resurrection. I do. Butterflies have creeped me out since watching it. I have recently commandeered a pair of welding goggles, a switchblade and a hawiian shirt. Carrots are for ugly people, amIright, Hater? And in conclusion, Nitwit! Oddment! Blubber! Tweak!

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