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I'z prolly gonna break up wif Garwee cuz he hasn't had a job een teh entire tew yeers I'z been wif him an he's had a pakkit for dizability for over a week naow an he hasn't even touched it. He sweeps awl dae an dat maeks it sew ai cant hang owt wif him at awl an we doan really beleif teh saem an we's always argwooing ober it. So wut I'z sayin is: "I can has long-diztance rewationsheep?"