Dreems were prolly seen as reel tew cuz ancient man culdunt unnerstand wut wuz happening tew him when he wuz asweep. N den u has cwazy ppl liek me whoo hears and sees fings dat aren't reel. Ai did some reeding an it turns owt ai can kwalifie as a Shaman cuz uf wut I'z been thro. Seben dais of vishuns followed bai a lengthy recovery (dat wuz wen it furst happund tew me an mai x huzband dint taek meh tew teh hospital.)
hehe Confidence especially was important, so a way to explain things helped alleviate the tension between mankind and their environment as consciousness developed beyond the ordinary primal drive into awareness and sentience and questions arose concerning nature and why anything existed at all. Fears of fire, water, earth, and air were placated by developing rituals and chants that created the illusion that mankind could control it, which also gave birth to magical practices which still exist around the globe today. Everything was treated with a special reverence from lighting a fire to cooking a meal, because it was all magical to early man. Praying to the gods for favors and boons began as part of those rituals, and sacrifice to placate the gods began when those seemed to fail.
I'z stating frum mai noo script:
In our ancient past there were a lot of fears and uncertainties and feeling protected or guided by some invisible force likely helped with confidence among the people so they could more successfully hunt and track animals. It helped the troop feel an interconnectedness that in turn yielded culture such as stories, art, and song, and kept the people from fighting too much least they incite the anger of the gods. Lightning, thunder, rain, flowing water, the growth of trees, and the passage of time were all a mystery to primal peoples, so at first they assigned spirits for each manifestation of nature and followed those spirits closely, which in some cases increased proficiency and awareness for its people.
Aw taht sucks. Wutudoo? Steel likkor? Ai has noe way tew get tew Michigan cuz ai poor. Ai onlee get 926 a month tew lib awn an its hard tew keep up wif all teh bills wif jus dat. Ai has tew lib wif mai mommee an sistur cuz uf it byt ai dusent mind taeking care uf mai mommee cuz she needs sumone wif her cuz she's worse den me wif teh cwazies. Ai noes whut wuz reel and wut wasn't wen I'z hospitalyzed byt she don't so she always tinks she destoyed teh wurld.
Aw poor skepiccat. Ai lubs u, eben tho ai has a boyfrend. He's nawt helping much tho he no has job an is lazee. Sumtimes ai get frustrated wif him cause ai lubs him byt we no agree. He finks ai goin tew hell fur haow ai beleebs an finks Loosifur is teh big nawtee. He's cwazy tew sew we has unnerstanding wif eech othur. Byt ai shuddunt talk meen about him I'z awn disability an I dunt has a job eefur, eben tho ai triez wif vocashunal rehab...
Thanks, Skeptic! Yeah, I didn't even think about the 'FP' thing til somebody brought it up once. If ya go to the bottom of just about any page on here, you'll see all the different lol categories. There's a bunch! I didn't know it was all listed there for the longest time. It's kinda fun to poke around.
Ai suprized ur nawt marreed yet wif widdle skepticcats runneeng awound awl ober u, sayeeng daddee dadee dadee tew u an u teeching dem lolspeek insed uf eenglish an showing dem haow tew uoos icanhascheezburger. Duz u has a gurlfrend oor r u lonlee?
No matter the inspiration, he is funny. As I said, coulda been inspired by some of my back-country kin folk!!! (Not really, well, unless you count my Uncle Stub --- so named for getting drunk on moonshine and chopping his index finger off while chopping wood!)
Thank you! glad you liked, just couldn't resist that one. Ah, sometimes you make LOLs that you feel are brilliant and others I guess you're not quite so sure on. Well, I enjoy yours, give me a good LOL