You know...if I didn't know it was from the Onion I would take it as plain, sad fact. I wonder if the Onion is finding it hard to get news to parody? The news IS a parody already...of something that used to be human life...Wiggle blows a kiss and then scuttles under the couch, blushing!
Yes, sometimes they make a serious point such as when the science blogoshere was up in arms over the abundance of Punkin Chunkin on the Science Network -- http://goo.gl/zKRUc .... Hugs and kitty-kisses 2 u and Wiggle 2!!
I just now saw your FP from Sunday ... I had no idea you were one of those "Santa Skeptics" ... Let me ask you, have you ever tried being a good girl for a whole year to see if you would get presents under the tree on Christmas Eve? I didn't think so ;-)
Spanksgiving! Hah-hah-hah! Speaking of which, SOMEONE (not me) SHOULD have been spanked but wasn't, because she got all hyper and knocked over drinks all over the place. NOT mentioning any names! But one of YOUR friends!