(mum's telling us to turn off the TV) Mum: I've told u 1,000 times. TURN IT OFF!!! (jack and I ...

(Note: I have always been way too skinny, and I have been trying to put on weight for years. Yes...

*walking past a verizon store where a couple was standing* Mom: You really shouldn't wear white ...

(I was helping my disabled mom get ready to go to breakfast and doing her hair.) Mom: I already ...

*I was cranky on afternoon, and my dad thought that he was being funny* Dad: She got out of bed,...

*Mom taking family picture at Grandma's 80th birthday* Mom: OK, say cheese! Grandma: Sex! Cous...

*Me opeing the fridge to get some food. I find an empty ham package* Me: Dad,why is there an emp...

(My Father, in a bar, saying that the music on a jukebox stops whenever someone says something em...

*Dad and I are discussing the similarities and differences between the Doctor and the Jedi* Mom:...

Mom: What are you doing? Me: Trying to figure out how to post something on FailBlog. Mom: What ...