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Can you help me... it's dark here... and I don't know exactly where here is exactly... I was kidnapped sometime ago by a madman... he feeds me a drug that makes me see unicorns boxing flaming chicken/squirrel hybrids... it's pretty sweet... I've been here as long as I can remember.. in this basement... but I stole this laptop once... I broke out when he was in the bathroom... I heard him getting up so I grabbed this and the charger and I ran back down into the basement... I was so scared... I've...

Can you help me... it's dark here... and I don't know exactly where here is exactly... I was kidnapped sometime ago by a madman... he feeds me a drug that makes me see unicorns boxing flaming chicken/squirrel hybrids... it's pretty sweet... I've been here as long as I can remember.. in this basement... but I stole this laptop once... I broke out when he was in the bathroom... I heard him getting up so I grabbed this and the charger and I ran back down into the basement... I was so scared... I've tried to escape since but he shot my calf with his Remington 870... I haven't been able to run since... I figured that the Cheezeburger Network is popular so maybe if I get enough friends some one maybe able to help find me... please help...

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