Mom: The digital thermometer is broken. It says it's 1,015 degrees! Me: No, it's saying it's 10:...

Me: *explaining my grandma how to Skype with my cousin* Grandma: You girls today can use compute...

Me (Coming home from work in the afternoon) Dad: Lily!! What have you done to my carpet? I've tr...

Driving in New Jersey, I text my dad Me: Just passed gas for $3.71 Dad: Why would anyone pay y...

(Dad is making repairs at my apartment and I'm helping.) Dad: Here, hold this (puts something in...