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  • (There was a priest who visited my great-grandfather after my great-uncle died. He was looking at...
  • (Recently after my grandfather's funeral.) Family friend: I heard you buried your father. Dad: ...
  • Dad: Your mom has been feeling kinda old lately. Can you take her out, and show her a good time? ...
  • (Dad's in the bathroom) Dad: Come in here and look what I did in the toilet! Me: No, I think I'...
  • (My brother finally telling our parents he's gay.) Mom: You can't be gay, you're not good lookin...
  • (My dad questioning my sister's date to a Halloween dance) Dad: You ever smoke pot? Date: Yes s...

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