By andykatz on Dec 29, 2011 at 11:05 AM

You don't drink coffee either? Well, that just confirms you are a weirdo... (more confirmation was NAWT necessary) :P

By andykatz on Feb 18, 2011 at 3:49 PM

AHA! I see how you did it! You're a sumbitch too! xoxoxoxox :D

By Tarantino on Feb 1, 2011 at 3:13 PM

Whazza matter? Someone send you a trollectable?

By andykatz on Dec 4, 2010 at 4:41 PM

*ahem* "Today's Tom Sawyer... Blah, blah, blah, squeel, scream, blah mean pride"

By andykatz on Oct 7, 2010 at 4:36 PM

Yer ebil! :P

By Tarantino on Oct 4, 2010 at 7:20 PM

I'm sorry, you have to say 'dog kennel' to Mr Lambert, because if you say 'mattress' he puts a bucket* over his head. I should have explained. Otherwise he's perfectly all right.

By Tarantino on Apr 9, 2010 at 7:49 PM

Well, it's funny you should ask that, because I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot them just there, just above the beak.

By Tarantino on Apr 9, 2010 at 4:38 PM

Dear Sir, I am writing to complain about that sketch about people failing out of a high building. I have worked all my life in such a building and have never once.... arrgghhh