Page 2: We also gots: At all our battle locations & at Headquarters: Huge welcoming Warming Tents wiv Free hot Gourmet Fuds & Drinks, plus teh warm paws of Masseurs & masseuses (of your choice) to sooth you after tossing teh Snoblols, plus Hot Tubs & a Dance Band. Also, da huge TV's to watch teh progress of teh Battle wiv your hot grog. (Cont.)
Page 3: What more could you ask, you say? I'm glad you asked me dat question, cuz you also gits teh warm-hearted Companionship of Team Greencliff! In other words, we happily extends teh Paw of Comradeship & say: "Welcome Aboard!" Plus after teh Battle is won, we haz a Huge, Massive Celebration Party for All! Many Fanx, Luv & Hugz, Nippy Nose.
hai nu cheezfrend ! THX fur septin mi request. I wanted to friend U not only because I liked teh "ginger" lol, but also I luv ur motto and agree wholeheartedly ! I only have 2 outside kittehs now, but feeds lots more that know where to come for noms. I'll be away most of weekend but will chek U latr. jan