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My girlfriend thought I was rude for yawning while she was talking... I wasn't yawning, I was trying to say something

My girlfriend thought I was rude for yawning while she was talking...  I wasn't yawning,                                                                   I was trying to say something

How mortifying! They should have used a Fritos bag.

How mortifying! They should have used a Fritos bag.

Yes, that one there. And could you gift wrap it for me? I forgot our anniversary.

Yes,  that  one  there.  And  could  you  gift  wrap  it  for  me?  I  forgot  our  anniversary.

The nursery attendants were going nuts trying to get all the puppies to the viewing window at one time.

The  nursery  attendants  were  going  nuts  trying  to  get  all  the  puppies  to  the  viewing  window  at  one  time.

I don't think I understand. You went to the shelter and you adopted a kitteh? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? Were they out of dogs?

I don't think I understand. You went to the shelter and you adopted a kitteh? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? Were they out of dogs?

No, I need the chisel. Overheating problem. Some cookies stuck to the motherboard.

No,  I  need  the  chisel.  Overheating problem.  Some  cookies  stuck  to  the  motherboard.

Timmy! give me that super glue! You're never going to the Zoo again!

Timmy!  give me that super glue! You're never going to the Zoo again!

Hello, Prudential Intergalactic? You're not going to believe this...

Hello, Prudential Intergalactic?  You're not going to believe this...

There's nothing like a soft Scottish breeze blowing through yer hair . . . or up yer kilt.

There's  nothing  like  a  soft  Scottish  breeze  blowing  through  yer  hair  .  .  .  or  up  yer  kilt.

When the realization sets in that that wasn't a whoopee cushion he just sat on.

When  the  realization  sets  in  that  that  wasn't  a  whoopee  cushion  he  just  sat  on.

Why, no. I'm not from Transylvania. Why do you ask??

Why, no.  I'm  not  from  Transylvania.  Why do you ask??

Hey, Ceiling Cat! Either git meh some legs or send a breeze to roll meh to the litter box.

Hey, Ceiling Cat!  Either git meh some legs or send a breeze to roll meh to the litter box.

To My Cheezpeeps,From The Bottom Of My Heart

To My Cheezpeeps,From The Bottom Of My Heart

I TOLD you I was allergic to the dog!

I  TOLD  you  I  was  allergic  to  the  dog!

VOGUE!

VOGUE!

CAT BAD HAIR DAY

CAT BAD HAIR DAY

And Eye-eye, will alwayz meow youooooo. . .

And  Eye-eye,  will  alwayz  meow  youooooo. . .

Human, since it seems you have forgotten that I am a boy, expect an all out foot attack at 2:30am.

Human, since it seems you have forgotten that I am a boy, expect an all out foot attack at 2:30am.

Merry Christmas to all my friends here. I hope you're having a wonderful day. I wish you many blessings in the coming years.

Merry Christmas to all my friends here.  I hope you're having a wonderful day.  I wish you many blessings in the coming years.

To All of My Cheez Friends here, My hubby Jim and I wish for all of you a Merry Christmas or which ever you celebrate at this time of year. Many good wishes for the coming year. And now to parapharse the ending to one of my favorite shows: Happy Holida

To All of My Cheez Friends here,  My hubby Jim and I wish for all of you a Merry Christmas or which ever you celebrate at this time of year. Many good wishes for the coming year.  And now to parapharse the ending to one of my favorite shows:  Happy Holida

Honey, the evil minions you ordered were just delivered. I'll be upstairs under the covers.

Honey,  the  evil  minions  you  ordered  were  just  delivered.  I'll  be  upstairs  under  the  covers.

The meadow is out of order. Uh, can we use your bathroom?

The  meadow is out of order. Uh, can we use your bathroom?

George had an actual coherent thought. His brain darn near exploded.

George  had  an  actual  coherent  thought.   His  brain  darn  near  exploded.

IT'S 2AM

IT'S  2AM

A little known fact is that the Fourth Doctor actually first regenerated as a ginger, not just in the way he expected.

A  little  known  fact  is  that  the  Fourth  Doctor  actually  first  regenerated  as  a  ginger,  not  just  in  the  way  he  expected.

Regular Checkups Are the Key to Good Health!

Regular Checkups Are the Key to Good Health!

I see what your problem is. Some other bear stuck a pic-a-nic basket in here.

I  see  what  your  problem  is.    Some  other  bear  stuck  a  pic-a-nic  basket  in  here.

BEHOLD ! The first lab created human fart.

BEHOLD !    The  first  lab  created  human  fart.

IT'S GONNA BLOW!!

IT'S GONNA BLOW!!

Has the scary little peeples gone yet?

Has the scary little peeples gone yet?