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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE PHRASE "GO POUND SAND'? HERE, USE THIS.

HAVE  YOU  EVER  HEARD  THE  PHRASE  "GO  POUND  SAND'?    HERE,  USE  THIS.

You take a fresh manicure out for a run through the cow pasture. TSK, TSK. Now we have to do it all over again.

You take a fresh manicure out for a run through the cow pasture. TSK, TSK. Now we have to do it all over again.

Y'all can't use the bathroom at the same time. So, who needs to use it the worst?

Y'all can't use the bathroom at the same time.  So, who needs to use it the worst?

I get the feeling that things aren't going to go well for Norman this go around.

I  get  the  feeling  that  things  aren't  going  to  go  well  for  Norman  this  go  around.

You plan on going to the mall and not take me along?

You  plan  on  going  to  the  mall  and  not  take  me  along?

You know, I don't think this two-headed mutant otter thing is going to work out. I mean, how are we going to swim with that human attached to us?

You know, I don't think this two-headed mutant otter thing is going to work out. I mean, how are we going to swim with that human attached to us?

I was wrong. You can have too much coffee.

I was wrong.  You can have too much coffee.

MAKE IT SO! How does that sound?

MAKE IT SO!  How does that sound?

Shatner's new toupee needed a wig wrangler

Shatner's  new  toupee  needed  a  wig  wrangler

They gon't give me enough treats for this.

They gon't give me enough treats for this.

My human needs new glasses. He tied me to the reading material when I needed the bathroom.

My human needs new glasses.  He tied me to the reading material when I needed the bathroom.

My girlfriend thought I was rude for yawning while she was talking... I wasn't yawning, I was trying to say something

My girlfriend thought I was rude for yawning while she was talking...  I wasn't yawning,                                                                   I was trying to say something

How mortifying! They should have used a Fritos bag.

How mortifying! They should have used a Fritos bag.

Yes, that one there. And could you gift wrap it for me? I forgot our anniversary.

Yes,  that  one  there.  And  could  you  gift  wrap  it  for  me?  I  forgot  our  anniversary.

The nursery attendants were going nuts trying to get all the puppies to the viewing window at one time.

The  nursery  attendants  were  going  nuts  trying  to  get  all  the  puppies  to  the  viewing  window  at  one  time.

I don't think I understand. You went to the shelter and you adopted a kitteh? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? Were they out of dogs?

I don't think I understand. You went to the shelter and you adopted a kitteh? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? Were they out of dogs?

No, I need the chisel. Overheating problem. Some cookies stuck to the motherboard.

No,  I  need  the  chisel.  Overheating problem.  Some  cookies  stuck  to  the  motherboard.

Timmy! give me that super glue! You're never going to the Zoo again!

Timmy!  give me that super glue! You're never going to the Zoo again!

Hello, Prudential Intergalactic? You're not going to believe this...

Hello, Prudential Intergalactic?  You're not going to believe this...

There's nothing like a soft Scottish breeze blowing through yer hair . . . or up yer kilt.

There's  nothing  like  a  soft  Scottish  breeze  blowing  through  yer  hair  .  .  .  or  up  yer  kilt.

When the realization sets in that that wasn't a whoopee cushion he just sat on.

When  the  realization  sets  in  that  that  wasn't  a  whoopee  cushion  he  just  sat  on.

Why, no. I'm not from Transylvania. Why do you ask??

Why, no.  I'm  not  from  Transylvania.  Why do you ask??

Hey, Ceiling Cat! Either git meh some legs or send a breeze to roll meh to the litter box.

Hey, Ceiling Cat!  Either git meh some legs or send a breeze to roll meh to the litter box.

To My Cheezpeeps,From The Bottom Of My Heart

To My Cheezpeeps,From The Bottom Of My Heart

I TOLD you I was allergic to the dog!

I  TOLD  you  I  was  allergic  to  the  dog!

VOGUE!

VOGUE!

CAT BAD HAIR DAY

CAT BAD HAIR DAY

And Eye-eye, will alwayz meow youooooo. . .

And  Eye-eye,  will  alwayz  meow  youooooo. . .

Human, since it seems you have forgotten that I am a boy, expect an all out foot attack at 2:30am.

Human, since it seems you have forgotten that I am a boy, expect an all out foot attack at 2:30am.

Merry Christmas to all my friends here. I hope you're having a wonderful day. I wish you many blessings in the coming years.

Merry Christmas to all my friends here.  I hope you're having a wonderful day.  I wish you many blessings in the coming years.