Messages between beerfairy and clenasaurusrex
Hey cuz howzit? Iz nawt tutcht it. Iz libin off da intrust! I cud las indefin8ly dis wai! Das Y Iz nawt in any hurry 2 go bak 2 werk! Sept Iz gittin bored. Remodled da haus, waitin on da bak-bar 2 B maed. Gotz da stuffs on da wall, tuk 8 shelbs 2 hause mai shot glass kolekshun. Tuk 52 feet 2 puts up all mai bar glasses (only 2 ob eatch) da res ob dem goin in da bar. Finallie foun mai 2nd blender, was ina bawx lablt "blender"! go figger! but it wuz unner an in bak ob 32 udder bawxz! I didn realiz how mutch stuff I hadz until I started breekin doun da emptiez. + I gotz all ob Mom's stuffs dat she lefted 2 me! I habz alredy donated ober 57 bawxes ob stuffs to da hurricane relief an charitiez. Mos ob it wuz mine, a liddle ob Mom's. She lef a blender!! I hadz 3, 2 fur da bar an 1 fur da kitchen. Mines ones iz pro herz wuz seviliyan. but Y unpak mai stuffs, I am! remember dat tiem I muuvt ober seas an at da las minit foun $500 in a drawer? Iz lukee I lukt in der cuz I alredi sold dat dresser! Iz unpakin eberfing, jus in case!! Ya neber noe. I will emale u 2morro, i gotz 2 go taek sum pain pillz nao!! Lubs U lotz, Bf
Blo troo da hole inheritanse yet? ifs I noe u, u haben eben tutched it yet! U still wana taek a yeer off an do a trip aroun da werld? Nawt mutch ob it lef we eder habn ben 2 or can go 2 nao ya noe! Iz gettin smaller ebery dai. Iz afraide 2 fly nao. wif all da terrists etc. I wood settle fur a family re-onion doh!! Lubs u lotz. XXXX
i am sorry there are so many sad people in the world. you are a great lady and i know that you are just trying to protect your friends, but just ignore them. don't even go back to check and see if they commented, they are not worth it. i can see by all the LOL's you made today that you are in a better place. i am glad. i especially like the spandex thong! lubs u cuz, big hugz clenasaurusrex
