It should start cooling off sometime in November, but I've been know to wilt with the heat on Christmas Day! It can get cold (to us) in January or February, but March is usually pretty nice. Heat and humidity are pretty much the norm here.
I'm not absolutely sure if the ruined wedding was real, but I think if it were staged, maybe they would have given the clergyman a break and not had him dunked. Also, I think if it were staged, maybe one of the bridesmaids would have insisted on getting in on it!
Meow meow meow meow/meow meow meow meow/thinking of you/meow meow meow meow! ...and I wasn't sure if I should include you in my latest PhiLOL, but decided "what the hey" and did. Stretched your avatar a bit... http://cheezburger.com/View/3894385152 Owl-zlo...if you heard about teh ebul ladee wot tossed teh cat, you'll appreciate this: http://cheezburger.com/View/3896688384 (assuming you're familiar with Jethro Tull).