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When you have a bisexual lady friend (if you have a crush on her) never invite her to a family pa...

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When there's a knock at the door, always ask, "Who is it?". Just because you looked through the p...

If you ever learn a fancy-sounding Japanese word, but aren't sure about what it means, do not use...

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When digging in your parents closet to see what they got you for your birthday, never open the bo...

You're 17, you're you're six feet tall and you're riding on a little pony. The group of little gi...

When trying to convince your girlfriend's father you're not a brony, do not reply to this questio...

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Pay attention to what the MS Word spell checker is doing. Failing to do so will cause you to turn...

When prank calling a plumbing company, remember that the woman on the other end of the phone has ...