If she cheats with you, she will cheat on you. #LFMF

Even after your girlfriend compulsively lies to get attention, has sex with another guy behind yo...

Correct: I just ruptured my ziploc bag containing cherries, and now I have fruit juice all over ...

I got into a religious argument. #LFMF

"Embarasada" is not the word for embarrassed in Spanish. Saying that you are very pregnant will b...