By Nippy on Jan 15, 2011 at 5:41 PM

Ohai Catsallmighty ! Thank you for bein' my Cheezfrend. Now here is a Speshul Invite for you; You are invited to be part of teh Big Snoblol Fyte 2011 & join our Team Greencliff for teh fun & frivolities. We can offers you: Free officers' training, (or any position you wants or can dream up.) (Cont.)

By Nippy on Jan 15, 2011 at 5:40 PM

Page 2: We also gots: At all our battle locations & at Headquarters: Huge welcoming Warming Tents wiv Free hot Gourmet Fuds & Drinks, plus teh warm paws of Masseurs & masseuses (of your choice) to sooth you after tossing teh Snoblols, plus Hot Tubs & a Dance Band. Also, da huge TV's to watch teh progress of teh Battle wiv your hot grog. (Cont.)

By Nippy on Jan 15, 2011 at 5:39 PM

Page 3: What more could you ask, you say? I'm glad you asked me dat question, cuz you also gits teh warm-hearted Companionship of Team Greencliff! In other words, we happily extends teh Paw of Comradeship & say: "Welcome Aboard!" Plus after teh Battle is won, we haz a Huge, Massive Celebration Party for All! Many Fanx, Luv & Hugz, Nippy Nose.