Do not watch the Sherlock episode The Hounds of Baskerville in the middle of the night when you s...

Good Idea: Watching a movie during a storm to calm the kids. Bad Idea: Watching Twister during a...

You've played your game for far too long when the game itself asks you to stop playing in fear fo...

There is no such thing as, "Just one more episode of Doctor Who."

If you happen to get curious and look up pressure points online, don't sit there and poke yoursel...

Always assume that a LFMF is accurate; they weren't lying when they said that poking pressure poi...

If you read about a guy applying presure to his presure points on this website and laugh about it...

Putting in a movie to calm the kids down during a thunderstorm is generally good idea. Putting in...

If you're letting your man put handcuffs on you, make him show you the key FIRST. #LFMF

Never eat a whole bag of prunes. #LFMF

When your kids have become mobile in that first year of life, ALWAYS, always, always check on the...

When on holiday in New York, sitting in your hostel with an hour to kill, never watch the random ...

If someone says "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" don't throw a...

Good idea: a movie and a few beers with friends. Bad idea: one of the jackass movies and a LOT o...

1. When you're in chemistry class and you want to know if there's ammonia in your test tube, DON'...

My brother's fail: Your little brother just got back from the dentist where he recieved novacain,...

While showering, don't assume that the sound of the water running will drown out the sound of you...

Under absolutely no circumstances should you assume that just because you've been playing Super S...

Good idea: supporting school spirit. Okay idea: borrowing a skirt from a female friend for schoo...

Never do anything that you dont want to explain to the paramedics. Especially if one of them is y...

When you have 5 minutes to get ready to go AND your still in the shower, being late and apologizi...

Don't ever try to light a waterproof match with the stubble on your chin. It just might work, and...

No matter how tired you are, don't take a long nap at five in the evening. When you go to bed tha...

In America a rubber is a condom NOT a eraser. Remember this before you ask the teacher for a rubb...