LFMF

  • Do not watch the Sherlock episode The Hounds of Baskerville in the middle of the night when you s...
  • Good Idea: Watching a movie during a storm to calm the kids. Bad Idea: Watching Twister during a...
  • You've played your game for far too long when the game itself asks you to stop playing in fear fo...
  • There is no such thing as, "Just one more episode of Doctor Who."
  • If you happen to get curious and look up pressure points online, don't sit there and poke yoursel...
  • Always assume that a LFMF is accurate; they weren't lying when they said that poking pressure poi...
  • If you read about a guy applying presure to his presure points on this website and laugh about it...
  • Putting in a movie to calm the kids down during a thunderstorm is generally good idea. Putting in...
  • If you're letting your man put handcuffs on you, make him show you the key FIRST. #LFMF
  • Never eat a whole bag of prunes. #LFMF
  • When your kids have become mobile in that first year of life, ALWAYS, always, always check on the...
  • When on holiday in New York, sitting in your hostel with an hour to kill, never watch the random ...
  • If someone says "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" don't throw a...
  • Good idea: a movie and a few beers with friends. Bad idea: one of the jackass movies and a LOT o...
  • 1. When you're in chemistry class and you want to know if there's ammonia in your test tube, DON'...
  • My brother's fail: Your little brother just got back from the dentist where he recieved novacain,...
  • While showering, don't assume that the sound of the water running will drown out the sound of you...
  • Under absolutely no circumstances should you assume that just because you've been playing Super S...
  • Good idea: supporting school spirit. Okay idea: borrowing a skirt from a female friend for schoo...
  • Never do anything that you dont want to explain to the paramedics. Especially if one of them is y...
  • When you have 5 minutes to get ready to go AND your still in the shower, being late and apologizi...
  • Don't ever try to light a waterproof match with the stubble on your chin. It just might work, and...
  • No matter how tired you are, don't take a long nap at five in the evening. When you go to bed tha...
  • In America a rubber is a condom NOT a eraser. Remember this before you ask the teacher for a rubb...