By Carrots_And_Crayons on Dec 31, 2009 at 10:14 AM

The URL of Team Dracula is http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2997355008 ,you can defend your series from our scorn there, but correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and logic is required to make any impression on us whatsoever.

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By Carrots_And_Crayons on Dec 31, 2009 at 9:54 AM

I do know what's good for me. You might look at my LOL 'Team Dracula' to see WHY I hate the series.

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By Carrots_And_Crayons on Dec 30, 2009 at 8:02 PM

I was disgusted by the birth scene in Breaking Dawn. A mutant half-vampire baby chewing its way out of its mother's womb? You'd think it would be exciting, but no, Meyer found a way to make even that boring. They were like "OHMEHGAWD!!! THE BABY IS COMING!! IT'S CHEWING ITS WAY OUT OF HER UTERUS!!" Then everyone's like "OHMEHGAWD!! WHAT A CUTE BABY, BELLA!"

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By Carrots_And_Crayons on Dec 30, 2009 at 1:53 PM

I've read the entire Twilight series and found Edward's behavior disturbing. He stalked Bella, intimidated her, belittled her, and was actually quite abusive towards Bella. All in all, I'm quite sure Bellamort(Voldemort and Bellatrix) is a much healthier couple than Bedward(Bella and Edward).

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By Carrots_And_Crayons on Dec 29, 2009 at 11:02 AM

Yeah, but you can't block Avada Kedavara! It's impossible. And Meyerpires are killed by being ripped to pieces and set on fire(I love fire). So Voldemort could just use Sectumsempra and Incendio.

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By Carrots_And_Crayons on Dec 28, 2009 at 10:21 AM

Why would you die? Edward isn't even real!

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By evenmorerandomness on Nov 20, 2009 at 11:34 PM

14 actually

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