Messages between cssmoore and jlandis
Ware iz u, silly-britches? Ai missus u!
Ai'z beggin' yoo agin, 'coz tiem is short an' da list is long! Kin yoo peese, peese, help me agin? Ai needs awl ob dees: Pearl Jelly, You've Got Mail, Internet on CD, Derpatello, LOLonardo, LOLMan, Chemistry Cat, Jason Alone, Survival Liquid, I Read Comics, Lady Paw Paw, Kangaskhaaaaaan Y UNOWN, Table Pong, Catnarok Battle, Lame Pun Coon, Paddle Ball, Roller Skate. An' frum da Yaris page: 3 Hard to Rhyme, 2 Picture Day, 2 It's a Y, 2 Joke Book and 2 Yarrrrrrrris!! Big thanks, lady-face!!!
Aiz heer tew pesters yew agin, yew ol' bat! :) Hepl me, hepl me, hepl me!!! Mai list iz biggur dan me! (Doan yew daer sae it!) Kin yew pease puts daon yur bottel long enuff tew sendz me dese fings (an' kin yew pease sendz me a bottel tew?): Pearl Jelly, You've Got Mail, Internet on CD, Ninja Turtrolls set, LOLMan, Chemistry Cat, Jason Alone, Survival Liquid, Lady Paw Paw, PokeMemes set, I IZ Cheezburger, Table Pong, Catnarok Battle, Scumbag Steve set, French Fries (yummy!), Lame Pun Coon, Paddle Ball, Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Show set, I IZ VEGETARIUNZ, Me Boosta, Cheezburger United, Hip Hop Bunny, Totally Looks Like Yaris set, What Rhymes With Yaris? set, Yaris Bomb set, and the YARIS set? To send multiples or sets more easily -- hover over an item, and instead of clicking the gift box on the left, click the magnifying glass on the right. That brings up the set's page, where you can send items without scrolling. Send all the extras of one item, then click on another item in the set and do that one. When you're done with a set, click "See all collectibles" under the last item to go back to your page. It's much faster that way, so you can get back to tormenting your mailman even quicker! Big thanks, kind lady! (And no, I"m not saying WHAT kind!)
YIPPEE!!!
Well sheeeet down my knickers and stuffs! Ask and ye shall receive!!! I can send you EVERYTHING!!!! WOOT!!!!!! Be afraid, be VERY afraid......for when I return from the hell on earth called work this evening......you shall be invaded. MUUHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HELLOOOOOOO!!!! Forever alone guy sent. And remember....you promised to NOT keep him company. :) I wish I could just send them to you all at once as well. Would make things SO much easier. You would think they would make it so we could send more than 1xday to a person since they are ending these. They iz STOOPIE!
Could you please just blink or something and let me steal your entire collection?! I feel like a drooly little kid in a candy store full of stuff all these people need!!! LOL
ROFL -- You respect ME?! Now I know you've been drinking! GIMME!!! Could I please trouble you for a Forever Alone Guy? I promise not to keep him company. Thanks!
Let me tell you! I have never been so glad to get rid of a collectible so FAST!! Be careful of this owl! I think he is a pervert/dirty old man....you know what he said to me? "I don't give a hoot, I just wanna know how many licks it take to....." Well, I won' t go any further.....I respect you too much.......*giggles*
You are sneaky smart! Zephyrana is a great help, and a perfect way to relay to me if neither of you minds! Next up is that shiny thermometer and the O RLY owl. Wanna see that owl say O RLF even louder? Tell him where the thermometer goes! ROFL! Accept you?! Ya big goofbutt -- I'm glad I FOUND you (you know, before you crept up and scared the crap outta me)! Go tease a small chikd and I'll pester you later. Hugs!
Last Success Kid Collectible sent darlin. I sent one to Zeph to relay to you yesterday as well to help speed things along for you. So......wachoo want now??? huhuhuhuhuh??? And by the way...THANK YOU for accepting me and my sarcastic sense of humor. Most people don't know how to take it. You are the exception to the rule. (In more ways than one, cough, cough)
Oh, I genrally farts in evry direkshun, so even YOU can't take that personally. And thanks so much for all those nice things you said! (I know it hurt, which makes it extra nice of you.) :D You're the one providing everything -- I'm just spreading it around to do some good, is all. So I'm the one thanking YOU! Whiskery li'l chinchillery smoochies to you from Mochi, and a big ol' hug from me.
GenuWHAT? Did you just farts in ma general direkshun??? hehhehehe I would be more than happy to sends you what you haz rekuested. On a serious note, YOU are one of the most fantastic, giving and positive people I have met in a long time! You make me smile and laugh with every post and I thank you. You do good work girl!
You're a hoot and a half and a little bit more! Please, oh wise and beautiful one, may I PLEASE have all the extras from the Success Kid set you can spare? <bow, genuflect, whimper, whimper, whine>
I thought about your suggestion of sending you a surprise......but then....it hit me....I would rather wait until you need something. :) I have this (sick, I know) fantasy where you BEG me for a collectible. BAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ok, ok, so you don't have to beg.....just demand it and I shall give master. *bows*
You made me laugh till I sprained something. You sprained me! I'm tellin'! Thanks, doll. Off to finish up enough to get to be ready for midnight and the new day! By the way, did you know you're helping 26 people, after two hit completion today? Thanks BIG! And thanks big for today's surprise. You're GOOD! (It wasn't. When did you get that thing?! Tough as shoe leather. If fact, I'm having it made into a nice pair of pumps and a pair of restraints for the next time you try to sprain me.) Sleep someday, then surprise me tomorrow. I need everything for someone -- even YOU can't go wrong. ROFL! Pat the cats for me! ~Jane
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Moi??? Neglect YOU??? I would NEVER!!! OK, well, not intentionally anyway! Sounds to me like we were twins in another life.....MY GAWD!! TWO OF US!!! BAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! wait...or is it MUUHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Sending you a pressie....I am sure you will find it a wonderful home. Don't forget to Bite Me on your way out da door. ;o)
Tell ya what -- I'm getting really sleepy here, and you've obviously got way more important things to do than play with me (sniff, sniffle) so you pick a collectible for me today and I'll figure out how to make it do the very mostest good Deal? Big thanks, and please try to behave yourself ... if anyone's looking.
I have COFFEE!!! Plus a great big smooch from a very little hammy, which I'm pretty sure was meant for you. It was an especially tickley, whiskery one -- so enjoy! We're about due to get acquainted, huh? I already know the really important stuff about you -- you're funny as all get out and you don't even bat an eye when someone calls you "demented." I'm a Cincinnati-area native living in a nice little working-class neighborhood of Los Angeles for almost 15 years now in a duplex I leased from Ohio sight unseen. I miss real weather -- and central heating & air. I was too young to remember it, but the Cuban Missile Crisis happened in my lifetime. I like intellectual books, foreign films and rollerblading on the beach -- oh, look who am I kidding, you who knows my blackened heart! I like cute little rodents, ICHC, crappy TV and a good long sit. Your turn, twisty-missy!
I can't believe I haven't had that second cup of coffee yet! That's it -- I'm off to fix one right now, and have a visit with you. You have NO idea how lucky you are I'm making that coffee first though. I'm going from first-call wench to full-out b!+c# here in a minute if I don't!
Hey, missyface! I'll be pestering you any minute. It's one of those dopey days for me, and if I don't keep my day in order, it'll grab me by the ears and kick me in the butt. Soon as my next coffee break, okies? Kiss a kitteh fur me!
GOOOODDDD Morning!!!! Have a GREAT day!!!
I like to think of myself as an older child. A MUCH older child. ;o) Take care girl and talk to you soon!
We could always take turns! ;)
I thoughts that was wut I was doin?? But are you the old person or the child?? *giggles*
Okay, "twisted" was definitely too mild for you, ya goofy, demented thing you! DON'T make me put that pretty li'l Karot on a stick -- and beat you with it! Oh, I've been so busy trying to mind my manners with people that I plum forgot how fun it is not to! Thanks very much for letting me help folks on my list with those. Each one will set off a string of trades that help a bunch of really sweet people, then I'll come right back here and hit up your ass again tomorrow to start it all over again. I promise not to put them anywhere folks don't say it's okay to -- or at least I'll do my best to keep your name out of the newspapers. Now I've got stuff to do, so you go away and torment old people and small children for a while, wouldja?! BAAHAAHAHAHAHA, indeed!!!
Twisted? Moi? That is the NICEST thing anyone has said to me in a long time!! I think I love you! BAAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! ANYWAY, glad I could help. And no I don't wanna know where you be puttin dat karot. (covers ears...lalalalalalalala)
Well bless your twisted little heart! (And no, you can't put that there -- my momma taught me better than that.) Don't you dare go asking where I'm gonna put the Karot. I think we both know. ;) (Oh, get your mind out of the gutter. I meant in a guinea pig cage, of course!) Thanks SO much, ladyface!
Good to know I am not the only one who loves sarcasm!! Ok wench....neither have been asked for, SO, I can do both. Will send the "You wanna put that thing WHERE??" first. :)))))
