I've been having a rough week so my buddy took me out for a drink. He thinks hes a ladies man and...

Today, I was in a supermarket and happened to be wearing my black raincoat and Slytherin scarf (b...

while I was working register, a teenage boy (pants sagging low of course) was checking out with s...

My daughter lost her Nintendo DS almost 9 months ago and blamed it on her little sister. Last nig...

I was walking through a shopping centre wearing my Batman symbol hoodie when I heard someone call...

Today a coworker was not enjoying his lunch, saying "it tasted like dead birds". When I asked him...

I had been spending weeks instructing my 3 year old son about being careful about how he voices h...

A storm was passing over our house... and our dog, Amber, is TERRIFIED of thunder. A loud crash s...

I was picking up my glasses and a woman was there with her toddler. The little girl picked up som...

A boy came up to me at work today and told me his mom said he could be whatever he wanted to be w...

My friend is a third grade teacher. One of her students farted in class and she took him into the...

My 4 year old son got a hold of some of my knee-high nylons and was traipsing around outside wear...

i was telling my mother one day that my 2 yr-old daughter was now swearing because of her. my mo...

My little brother was feeling bad about not giving any one anything for Christmas. So therefore, ...

Today, after paying for 25$ worth of gas in 1$ bills, the cashier asked "Dancer or waitress?" IMMD

When I was in middle school, I was picked on by a girl at school. After moving and becoming a pol...

I'm the second oldest of five boys. My older brother has 4 boys. I have 1 boy. My younger brother...

Me and my boyfriend were standing in the kitchen waiting for the pizza to come out of the oven, h...

Today, I found a copy of a book that had been stolen from me when I was a kid in a secondhand boo...

Today at work at a fast food restaurant I saw a father take a bite of his young daughter's burger...

I answered my phone and my friend's 22-month-old son said, "Hiiii!" and started babbling about hi...

Last night my cat walked all over my keyboard while I was typing. She somehow hit "Ctrl F" then "...

Yesterday my hubby was having trouble getting our cat off our laptop computer, not wanting to "di...

my husband and I were coming out of the movies and a little boy looked at my husband's artificial...

A while ago friends of my parents visited with their two sons Johannes and Lukas. Turned out that...

I was in the local supermarket with my 3 year old daughter who wanted a princess outfit. She was ...

I was trying on bikinis at home for our upcoming cruise. I walked out in one and told my husband...