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By docalfa on May 15, 2012 at 8:34 AM

HOO-AH!! Man I love hardware. Our Squadrons (attached to the US navy) say hi. I need to get rid of this grin but I cant! I CANT! ;)

By docalfa on May 12, 2012 at 7:22 AM

Lame. It just dawned on me... xxx vs xxxx. Its an airforce base not a navy base 8). p.s if I dont make it back then some sailors probably shanghaied me.

By docalfa on May 11, 2012 at 5:02 AM

Hah! Me drinking? I wish. By on the groud I just mean there is no rest for the wicked... Off to RAAF Amberley next week (which used to be one of the shuttles emergency landing sites!) So I won't be in range to hear the fireworks when the 15th rings in the end of collectible madness. I think there will be beer however, only they spell it XXXX up there. I'll see if I can post a cool pic ;) ;)

By docalfa on May 10, 2012 at 2:56 AM

Just saying ahoy-hoy whilst on the ground. Hope you're well... have you abandoned the collectibles trade?!

By docalfa on Apr 23, 2012 at 10:59 PM

I'm set to cold wash, deep soak. Our annual rain came ... all 0.25" ;) One more misheard 70s hit for the road: "Where's your momma gun (where's your momma gun!) Little baby gun (etc.) Far far away..." 8-) I should have my NRA ticket huh.

By docalfa on Apr 22, 2012 at 5:48 PM

;) 'nuff tomfoolery? Enjoy distributing the batch of collectibles ...

By docalfa on Apr 22, 2012 at 5:46 PM

Hi Jane, I hope I find you as well as can be! And hiatus SCHMIATUS! I've been as busy as a hillbilly lookin' up a hog's [rear] for a ham sandwich... Lord, I really must take a similie class! Oh.. OH.. and you want misheard lyrics? Well let me tell you, I mishear things to this day. Let's take Will Smith's classic "Boom shake shake shake the room TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET BOOM". And as recently as last week, I was listening to The Police's "Every breath you take" and heard "Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace. I dream at night, I can OWN ESTE HOMBRE". I wonder if these messages have a character lim

By docalfa on Apr 9, 2012 at 7:29 PM

Ahhh all those shows are just proof that real people live in America and not just the makers of 24 and Mad Men 8) 8) I think Seth Macfarlane is evil and definitely an underrated talent!

By docalfa on Apr 9, 2012 at 6:49 PM

LMAO @ Lorraine conspiracy - thank Zoroaster I am not the only one then... and so many more Lorraineii (Lorrainea? Lorrainices?) in the musical multiverse! There's yer YA RLY btw. Heh. Doodies is an American word so I automatically read it as Duties until I saw the Peter Griffin "hehehehe" ;)

By docalfa on Apr 9, 2012 at 5:36 PM

Oh... misheard lyrics? As a kid growing up surrounded by at least 3 mutually unintelligible languages, I have ... detailed files! Remember these? "I can't stand Lorraine, upon my window", or "I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone, I can see Old Octopus in my way". I think the Lorraine theme is a coincidence. Srsly.

By docalfa on Apr 8, 2012 at 10:09 PM

Coffee I can do, but I'm fresh out of jokes. All I have is one of my misheard lyrics: you remember a steve miller song called big old jet airliner? I always heard that as Big Ol' Jed had a light on... visions of a McCoy in a straw had and dungarees on his porch...... ;)

By docalfa on Apr 6, 2012 at 8:16 PM

I was going to say that it was dogging my old bones all night so don't hound me about it, but good taste got the better of me. Ahhh well... you do know that up until a couple of years ago we had 2 conservative politicians called Mr Abbott and Mr Costello, so the leathery humour should be of little surprise ;) I can never remember who was on first....

By docalfa on Apr 6, 2012 at 4:55 AM

BARK well I just BARK BARK cant put my BARK BARK finger on WAROOROOROO why I think BARK some owBARKers are inconsiHOWWWWLLLLLderate...........

By docalfa on Apr 6, 2012 at 4:45 AM

I think you get extra credit for your charitable work in ichc collectibles, and knowing that we don't have congressmen. But... do you have the language skills? 8) Well you can get guinea pigs here if that helps. Dogs are overwhelmingly popular here unfortunately, not that I dislike them - but the inconsiderate owners can only be compared to parents with small children who think the world owes them.

By docalfa on Apr 6, 2012 at 4:21 AM

LOL. Don't look at me if you sold your soul. It was probably Democrats. Hamsters are not illegal here but only if you are doing medical research... :-/ We have other rodents here for those inclined to keep them as pests I mean pets. Forrin critters tend to go ballistic here so we're kinda edgy about letting some of them in but sometimes I think that "courtesy" could be extended to hicks and dumb people too!

By docalfa on Apr 5, 2012 at 8:00 PM

Ahh thanks for the tip. I will improve my collectible time and motion statistics hopefully. You dont like my new pic? I was FAUST asleep when I uploaded it!! OMG I think that joke rates as a felony... my therapist will need to make a house call with one of those comfy white jackets. I am jealous that you are retired.... oh, the lollygagging and loitering must be heavenly ;) ;)

By docalfa on Apr 5, 2012 at 6:18 PM

I was obliterated last night... fell asleep in the lounge with the Discovery channel on and slept in until 10:00am! Strangely, I woke up knowing how to build an oil rig, understanding the migratory patterns of Canada Geese, and a strange urge to blow up some guy called "Buster" at the old Alameda Naval Base! Aaaaanywayyy.... I sent some spares but got bored with watching the page refresh every time I sent something, so please just holler if you need more. Hope all is well otherwise, Jane - do you take a holiday over Easter?

By docalfa on Apr 3, 2012 at 8:42 AM

Ohhh.... elegantly played; anything I say now will only get me in trouble... either with Ryan or Proctor and Gamble 8)

By docalfa on Apr 3, 2012 at 8:23 AM

Oh fun. Paranoia to keep me awake! Medic! Bring Zoloft! Meh, I dont know drugs. At least its not like Ryan Seacrest which sounds like a toothpaste.

By docalfa on Mar 28, 2012 at 5:14 AM

Why thanks ... twas a pleasant day here. I trust the collectibles trade is keeping you entertained and away from dangerous gardening! You know I once knew a Texan chick who was practically stunned to find that we didn't have congressmen but that we did have movie theatres here. Then again, the word "ham" had 3 vowels in it when she said it. ;)

By docalfa on Mar 26, 2012 at 1:25 AM

ahhh... so you are the one to get vinnie and joey to come around if the "rent" isn't paid? gotcha. that landlord owes you. oh, wait, you get a discount. yeah. ok... well everything seems in order then! I haven't rented for years but never had a bad experience... I suspect you'd need thick skin to manage a whole complex though. I have visions of an oklahoma trailer park, but I hope you only have to deal with city slickers.

By docalfa on Mar 25, 2012 at 5:34 AM

But of course; a hearty LOL is good for the soul, whilst a ROFL would be simply be vulgar. I'm sure you're not the neighbour harrasing type! Just watching Family Guy and Star Trek before the weekend expires... Zzz time soon.

By docalfa on Mar 25, 2012 at 4:43 AM

Note to self: find out which congressman runs Australia ;) ;)

By docalfa on Mar 25, 2012 at 4:42 AM

;) Didn't get a chance to reply earlier. You so better not make up a name, else I'll be off complaining to the moderators and writing to my congressman before I uncover the hoodwink. Not much time left on collectibles... I bet you'll be glad when its all over?

By docalfa on Mar 23, 2012 at 8:45 PM

ohhh a gardening helmet!Useful for when I am barefoot up a ladder using a chainsaw with one arm and swatting bees with t'other! We had a 6.1 quake up north yesterday... mind you, thats more desolate than nevada so we only know because some bloke and his dog phoned in that a tree fell over :/ the end is nigh, NIGH I tell you!

By docalfa on Mar 22, 2012 at 4:37 AM

LOL. Harsh...! Don't those neighbours have episodes of Jersey Shore to amuse them instead? sheesh. Oh... did I hear that LA had a quake today? Hope nothing serious.

By docalfa on Mar 22, 2012 at 3:54 AM

Heh.. always glad to help the collectibly challenged. I am an engineer/consultant working for stratsec/BAE systems... so its a visit to our US cousins on a project. Frequent travel just takes too much energy... my idea of a holiday has turned into gardening and watchin' the game, sinkin' a budweiser!

By docalfa on Mar 22, 2012 at 3:38 AM

gadzooks, that last joke was so bad, even I was offended. Anyway, your goods are delivered, ma'am... I hope they help you sort out a few more sets. - alex

By docalfa on Mar 22, 2012 at 3:23 AM

ohai! yeah,back home for now but may need to go to minneapolis for a week. I shoulda chosen hermit as a profession instead of hobo ;) I'm on those collectibles... bear with me, as grizzly adams said to mad jack......... GROAN! aww shuddup ben...... ;)

By docalfa on Mar 11, 2012 at 12:25 PM

All done. Catcha ya later, I'm off to our glorious capital again...