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  • My grandmother has never been into showing love to her children and grandchildren, when suddenly,...
  • Watching WWE fights with my dad and his best friend. Friend: Hey, Ang, can you get me a beer? ...
  • (My cousin has three children, two are brunette and one is blonde) Mum: It's strange how (blonde...
  • (My Dad, Mom, And I walking around looking in shops) Dad: My favorite part of going into the sto...
  • When going for a father-daughter outing, be sure to research the foreign film you are about to go...
  • So, I have a temp second job this summer as a pool attendant and I wear a bikini to work every we...
  • (The boy i have a crush on is called John, and i hate eating vegetables) Mum: *hands me a cob of...
  • My girlfriend didn't know what planking was, so I showed her some google pics, and now she wants ...
  • If you meet an awesome, attractive guy who flirts back and seems too good to be true, it is. He h...
  • *asian mom being asian* Mom: I heard your ex finished his PhD recently. He will earn a lot. Why ...
  • When trying to fit into a dress which fitted you perfectly 2 years ago (when you were 3 cup sizes...
  • When texting your BEST FRIEND to tell her you just lost your virginity, and your MUM to ask if yo...
  • Never use a ladder your family has nicknamed "Mr. Flippy." It will live up to its name. #LFMF
  • When you have a cold and your nose is sore from blowing it, check that the tube in your medicine ...
  • Always practice going to the bathroom in heels before going to a house party. You will fall over ...
  • If you wake up still drunk from your 21st Bday and someone calls to wish you happy bday. DO NOT a...