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  • When the teacher is not in the room and the class phone starts ringing, never answer "County morg...
  • No matter how overwhelming the urge is to headbang during "Bohemian Rhapsody" while driving home ...
  • Good idea: volunteering at your local nursing home. Possibly bad idea: volunteering on Hallowee...
  • Silky Pajamas sound like a great idea. But when combined with silk sheets, you'll find yourself f...
  • Just saw a picture of a hipster couple , Realized that's what my boyfriend and I look like. Then ...
  • Don't be a drunk gay guy and tell a pissed off lesbian that you are "more woman than she'll ever ...