Messages between evillili and Chillydawg

By Chillydawg on Jun 6, 2012 at 8:57 AM

**SNORT** We all haz owr place in teh Yooneeverse...

By evillili on Jun 6, 2012 at 8:34 AM

mission accomplished...

By Chillydawg on Jun 6, 2012 at 8:26 AM

Mah goal in leif iz to makez ebberonez on teh planet pee theer pantz. Yoo welcomez. 6,999,999,999 more to goez...

By evillili on Jun 2, 2012 at 2:49 PM

you craks me up!!

By Chillydawg on May 31, 2012 at 8:09 AM

Glad I canz maek yoo laff! Iz better den cryinz. And maekz peepulz finks yoo haz loozed awl yoo marblz! Den dey no botherz yoo anneemorz! Well.. sumtimez nice menz in teh white jaketz cumz to vizitz.... Gud fing God iz in controlz!!!! :)

By evillili on May 27, 2012 at 12:59 PM

yewz so funnee, ms ole geezer. maek me laffs an datz gud!

By Chillydawg on May 25, 2012 at 7:57 PM

Iff I hadz fone numberz of reech oldz guyz I wood bee Mrs. Old Guyz by nao!!! All I ever see iz old creepy preevertz who wantz der Viagra!! Hope yoo get a great job soon!

By evillili on May 8, 2012 at 10:48 AM

dis weekend i interviewed at another job and it looks like by june i'll know something from the places i've been looking at [yea!]. as of yet, no one wants to discuss the salary [like it's a state secret!], so i may still hab to find me dat rich ole guy you speaking ob. you gotz his fone numba?

By Chillydawg on May 7, 2012 at 7:47 AM

Greetings yer ebilness! I been prayin fer yoo. Duz yoo has great job yet? Or findz reely rich reely oldz guy to marry?

By evillili on Apr 28, 2012 at 2:11 PM

ai lub da idea dat God haz a website! yew makkin' me laff, awright. Happy caturday!!

By Chillydawg on Apr 28, 2012 at 1:20 PM

All hail yer evilness! I iz well. Sorry to hear about your job. I will pray for you - remember, God always has a plan (He just doesn't post it on His website). I'm sure you'll find a place to pass gas somewhere. The Anny Stetik kind - what did yoo tink I ment???? Keep laffin...

By evillili on Apr 24, 2012 at 7:51 AM

hey miz chilly. between job search an new ichc interface [which ai strongly don't liek] ai has missed yew an mai other cheezpeepz. jes checki' in tew say hai an dat ai hopes you iz well.

By evillili on Feb 21, 2012 at 6:44 AM

fankees--ai gibbed dem tew ms willie!

By Chillydawg on Feb 20, 2012 at 7:40 PM

Yoo can haz tooleeps. Anyfing fer yoor ebilness.

By evillili on Feb 20, 2012 at 10:05 AM

ai kin haz tulip, darlin? keeps a eyebawl owt fer tinselz!

By Chillydawg on Feb 17, 2012 at 8:24 PM

Hello yer ebilness! To further complicate the LOLiverse I haz decided to collect Deelisus Tinsel. Yoo gots any to spare? Haz a gud weekend ( I haz to wurk all dae Caturday - sux sux sux!)

By evillili on Feb 12, 2012 at 11:13 AM

ohai chilly! happee sundog to yew. hopes you are doin well today.

By Chillydawg on Feb 11, 2012 at 3:15 PM

Ohai yer ebilness! Howz tings at teh pepul factory?

By evillili on Jan 29, 2012 at 9:59 AM

my last coin for da antijoke--you'll be finished today!!!

By evillili on Jan 29, 2012 at 9:57 AM

only 2 left *dance, dance, dance*

By evillili on Jan 26, 2012 at 6:00 AM

dowun to da bottom, babygirl!!

By Chillydawg on Jan 25, 2012 at 7:51 PM

Oh noes, I missed again - nao I have to chug teh cup... damn me...

By evillili on Jan 25, 2012 at 6:09 AM

well da pong is cups; will da cups werk fur owr beers? aifinkso!

By Chillydawg on Jan 24, 2012 at 4:21 PM

I luvz whatebber yoo sendz - BTW, is there a Bottomless Glass of Beer collectible? Would be reeeeel popular around heer about nao...

By evillili on Jan 24, 2012 at 8:23 AM

akkk, ai jes got yew a canberries! ail finz sumfin elz fer yew today.

By Chillydawg on Jan 21, 2012 at 8:16 PM

Beaker iz yoorz - use it wisely

By evillili on Jan 21, 2012 at 4:43 PM

ohai, cdawg. kin ai has yore omg beaker pweze? fankee.

By Chillydawg on Jan 19, 2012 at 4:58 PM

Eeeeeeebil black cat is headin' yoor way. Sent a friend request to molly_mommy too.

By evillili on Jan 19, 2012 at 4:03 PM

kin ai has yore tagnol, bunny slipped an bottlecap? better yet, might you fren reqwest molly_mommy an senz her some? she needz owr hep and i am workin on hep fur boff ob yew!!

By evillili on Jan 19, 2012 at 10:48 AM

hopez 2morrow's bettah!