Messages between evillili and betskand


By evillili on May 27, 2012 at 3:36 PM

thank goodness!


By betskand on May 27, 2012 at 2:10 PM

Poohdence won't SEE enny uvver doc! Only her belubbed CheezDoc! You tells doze mew-walkee peeps dey better hire you OR ELSE.


By betskand on May 25, 2012 at 1:51 PM

CheezDoc! Long time no hear from! How iz you?


By betskand on May 3, 2012 at 12:30 PM

Cheezdoc! I been on retreat (3 weeks.) Gawt yoor message...I hope fings are lookin up...check in when you can!


By evillili on Apr 24, 2012 at 7:42 AM

t'ai cheez! ga mawnin. ai noes ai has been away a bit. jes been a liddle harder to fine da energeez ah needz, but wanted to maek sure yew noes dat you an all mai udder cheezpeeps is on mai mine an in mai thoughts! awl mai lub tew yew an miz poohdence.


By evillili on Mar 30, 2012 at 2:07 PM

wow, i habs nebber been in a lol before--i'm touched! thanks to you an poohdence bofs!


By betskand on Mar 30, 2012 at 2:03 PM

Yes, yes, pleez lets us know when yoo heers sumfin! (Show dem da LOL I just sent an tells dem to cawl Poohdence. DEN dey wills understand who dey dealing wif!)


By betskand on Mar 30, 2012 at 2:02 PM

For yoo frum us! http://cheezburger.com/6049410816


By evillili on Mar 30, 2012 at 1:59 PM

you two are the bestest. yes, the flyin' an bein' away sucks [it literally does drain me], but i'm closi' in on some possibles, i fink. i'll keep you posted. placebos in da mail!


By betskand on Mar 30, 2012 at 1:48 PM

Awww....your problems aren't so small. Looking for work is a major pain, and I EDed that you've been flying a lot. DRAG. Poohdence wants her CheezDoc to know that she is a celebrity (CheezDoc, I mean) and anyone in their right mind should give you a job! We send soothing hugs and our very, very best...check in whenever you can, because we miss you (and Poohdence is running out of placebos!) Lubs!


By evillili on Mar 30, 2012 at 1:45 PM

it cheers me just hearing you. i admit i been a bit down and din't want to spread it around. so many of my cheesy friends are fighting much bigger battles than this, so it seemed whiny to dwell on my problems. i haven't had the emotional fortitude to pretend i was happy though so it was easier to withdraw for a bit. still feeling blue, but i'll try to be better about it. i've missed you and my other cheezers.


By betskand on Mar 30, 2012 at 11:28 AM

CheezDoc! CheezDoc! YOO'RE BACK!!!


By betskand on Feb 12, 2012 at 4:11 PM

Fankies! and fankies fur saying Poohdence and I are bofe wiez! An wun ob us is a lil bit ob a hypochondriac...(Don't forget to bring a VERY LARGE container of placebos to the Oscars.)


By betskand on Feb 12, 2012 at 2:53 PM

Cheezdoc, I habs black bruise on elbow, full range ob moshun and it duzzent hurt at awl (I iced it last night so no swellin.) I feelin fine. Poohdence finks we shuds cawl ambulance an I shud go to Intensib Care. She wants to know her pribat doc's professhunal opinion. (Did you read abowt da robber's pants in my message? I still laffin abowt dat!)


By betskand on Feb 12, 2012 at 1:10 PM

Yes, moral ob da story iz: gets uvver peeps to do ebbryfing for yoo.


By evillili on Feb 12, 2012 at 1:01 PM

oooo, nao i gotz da storeee. dat grocerie shoppin' iz danjeroos stuff! be carefools.


By betskand on Feb 12, 2012 at 12:12 PM

CheezDoc! No robbery...I'm fine! It's a funny story, but don't have enuf energy to tell again! Go to my messages to Nikkadoo from yesterday and you will get the whole thing. All is well!


By evillili on Feb 12, 2012 at 11:50 AM

ooo, ai gotz da gowns--jez gotta start da hollywud weight loss tew fit in dem! workin' on it!! [an ai wud nebber embarruss yew by showin up in da torn scrubbies!]


By betskand on Feb 12, 2012 at 10:46 AM

Abowt which to kollect...hmmm, can't helps yoo! As far as da Oscars, yoo DUZ habs byootiful designer gown, right? Don't forget yoo gonna be walking in on dat red carpet in fwont ob da wurld...don't want da mags to be saying "CheezDoc showed up in torn scrubs."


By evillili on Feb 12, 2012 at 10:35 AM

ob course! kound me in! fankees fer sendin nikk da festibities-- can't decide wedder to kollegt antigrabidy kat or seriousity kat. whad yew fink?


By betskand on Feb 12, 2012 at 10:21 AM

CheezDoc! OK, sent Nikk the fireworks and you the two you asked for! Poohdence is gwate...Mr. Cow is bak in Santa Fe, she habs been goin shoppin fur bling wif Foxie, awl's rite wif da wurld! She awlso gawts plans to go to da Oscars...yoo an CheezNurse will go wif her an her lil entourage, won't yoo? (Wheedle?)


By betskand on Feb 5, 2012 at 10:06 AM

Ugh, ugh, ugh. I sends total, utter sympafy for yoo ordeel tonight. Took me a munf to get ober dat so-cawled "cleanse." Hope awl comes owt OK...eeek! nawt meen horrible joke! Sowwy! Sowwy!


By betskand on Feb 4, 2012 at 2:01 PM

Ewww...I had doze tests at 50 and den again at 60. Colonoscopee my most nawt-favorite. Don't mind da test itself, but da cleen-owt da day beefor wuz horrible. Habs fun...


By betskand on Feb 4, 2012 at 10:26 AM

CheezDoc! I'm more or less recovered...no need to worry! I'm eating happily again (reminds me: I need to get some Shredded Wheat right now for my brekkies.) I'm going to go off-line soon for the rest of the day because if I don't clean my house the Health Dept. will come and take me to wherever they take bad housekeepers! How are you?


By betskand on Jan 31, 2012 at 3:26 PM

CheezDoc! Poohdence wants you to see her new look! http://cheezburger.com/Poohdence/lolz/View/5769710336


By evillili on Jan 30, 2012 at 11:43 AM

bet she's mity cute in da white stockins. oh an gud catch on swiching da fermometer--ewww.


By betskand on Jan 30, 2012 at 11:08 AM

Poohdence habs been doin nursin dooty 24/7. She gawt a lil nurse's outfit (like frum da 50s, wif da lil white cap and apron) and a fermometer. Had wrong kind of fermometer...I had to make kwik switch...she satisfied abowt da osteo nao. I fink she just likes dat professhunal reasshurance, ya know.


By betskand on Jan 30, 2012 at 10:09 AM

Hi, CheezDoc! Just sent you a "Troll'n'Crunch" for JennyFourKids....send it when you have a chance! I'm better today and even feel like having breakfast. Poohdence thanks you for your professional consultation and says she agrees that she is too young for osteoporosis. I asked her where she had bones and she said she thinks she has one in her right foot.


By betskand on Jan 29, 2012 at 3:25 PM

CheezDoc, Poohdence saw an ad abowt osteoporosis. Nao shee wantin to tayke calcium. I tole her ai diddent fink her bones wuz made ob calcium (in fack I still don't fink she HABS bones) but shee sez primlee, "Ai needs my DOCTOR'S opinyun on dat."


By betskand on Jan 29, 2012 at 3:24 PM

CheezDoc, Poohdence saw an ad abowt osteoporosis. Nao shee wantin to tayke calcium. I tole her ai diddent fink her bones wuz made ob calcium (in fack I still don't fink she HABS bones) but shee sez primlee, "Ai needs my DOCTOR'S opinyun on dat."