Messages between exhoicat and tltlbjt
Fangkew 4 teh LOLman! That completed teh set. Do I have anything you need? Let me know. I haven't been cruising around here much the last few weeks...having a bad case of fiscal blahs...it's Property Tax time, and I resent having to ransom my house from the state every year. thank you for tolerating my rant, and minnie thanks for the LOLman! Felaine
Fangkew 4 teh instrukshunz...sumbuddy elss gifted me teh coal, but ai wanna mayk frenz wif innywun hoo uzes teh naim "1derfool." Ai luvz it! Berry clevver. Ai haz anudder fren (frum wayyy bak) hoo sumtiemz cawlz hizzelf Wunderguy...tee-hee! Ai luvz teh combanashun uv ego an' hyumer. Mai naym meenz (ex) former (hoi) Holiday On Ice (cat) cat - obvious. Ai haz alwayz wantud 2 B a cat. Oar a panther. Oar sumfing. An' dats teh troooooofffff. ;>) Fangkew agin, an' Hippo Gnu Earz 2 u an' awl ur luvd wunz!
Mebbe wee cud open a CheezThrift Shop, speshulyzin in elf shuz an swetterz. Awl proceedz 2 go 2 a kitteh reskew oar shelltur oar sumfing. But ai haznt seen inny shuless elvz around laitly. (I did suggest to the Cheezpeeps that since they sell "coins" for real money, extra collectibles could be turned in for credit...to be converted back to $$$ and given to a no-kill shelter of their choice, but I haven't heard back from them.)
Whoops! Ai dew haz 2 frootcaiks nao...ai dint teh last tieim ai lukt. Dunno wear teh 2nd wun came frum, unless mai sister logged awn wifout chainjin teh login naym. (Sumtiems ai wishes teh Cheezcrew wood stop messin wif teh payjes...oar warn us furst.) Innyroad, dew yew noes innywun what needz sweaters, elf shuz, oar inny udder stufs ai has xtras uv? A wants teh lump uv cole...badly! Ai dezervz it! Ai luvz Basement Cat to distraction! Dat muss meen ai iz eeebil. Ai hoap! Mai owld knicknaim was "La Bruja." Dats "Teh Witch" in Spanish...heh!
Tee-hee! Ai still has trubble wif LOLSpeak, but Ai keeps tryin'. It's sort of a combination of phonetics and baby-talk, and I think I entered my 2nd childhood when I retired. If you REALLY want to have a mind-boggling time, check out the LOLcat Bible Translation. It's amazing! http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
