oooh! I see you've scored a FP. I don't recognize that one. Someone been raiding you archive? Have a Victory Choccie! *upends a small dark chocolate mouskateer hat, filles with vanilla custard, seals with a layer of white chocolate, places on transporter, presses Make It So*
Ohai Wiggles! Spacelexia? Don't you know no human can handle space navigation unaided? Really. It's clearly high time you attended the Crew Orientation Danceathon. Were you trying to fly my vessel MANUALLY?!?!? Careful how you answer, Minion! When it comes to administering non-pleasure inducing punishments, Itchee Slap Slap San has NOTHING on Fluffybum! ___Vanilla gel? Eww. Well to each their own. *spikes glittergel with vanilla essense, launches from potato gun* I presume you realize this will only make you more attractive to the Twihards?
Ohai Wiggles! What disability? Surely you've worked out by now that my crew aren't chosen for technical skills? If you can't navigate then I'll just put the auto-pilot on *swaps whoopee cushion for sleeping kitten*. So cheer up! Or are you one of these determinedly gloomy types? Either way, I now understand your interest in glittery body gel. Here, I got this from Sick Bay for you *lobs rubber jar of glitter gel at you* Say hi! to my fellow Twihards for me!
Ohai Wiggles ! Have you been taking potshots at Mouskateers again? For the last couple of weeks I've been redirected away from your DB! I finally complained to the Cheezelord/etts. They'll do anything to shut me up and, look, you're all fixed! ___Anyway. I don't know how you managed to miss the Marshmallow Universe. It's probably the most visited 'vers in the whole multivers! Here *places whoopee cushion filled with marshmallow on Captains chair* I've turned the Universal Marshmallow Locator on. Try again while I spend quality time in my latest Happy Place *transports up to Vorlon Planet Destroyer, Fluffybum, jumpgates over to solar system with Deathstar obstacle course, lines up to race against Captian Kirk 2.0*
Ohai Wiggles! Well if you must twiddle with your equipment of course you're gonna miss out on what others are doing. So quite whingeing and pay attention to your piloting. Make sure you hit the strawberry flavoured marshmallow sector. Failure to provide your Beloved Leader with the tastiest of treats may result in execution. OR WORSE mwahahahaha!!!!!
From B&B. We see 2 main problems with recommending other people's lols without their consent. The first is the sheer volume we would have to deal with and the second flows from that - the third party might prefer others of their lols to be featured rather than those you were putting forward. And the 2-lol limit makes peeps focus hard on which lols they really want to put forward...
Ohai Wiggles! Didn't you know that "get out more" is virtual as well as physical? The Dr you say? Does he know good insults? Perhaps you could note down a few good ones to share. As for your strongly implied failure to attend my staff dance meetings. Well! That's outrageous! After all the trouble I and my officers go to put our reports into interpretive dance! And you don't even watch on the many conveniently placed screens about my vessel?!?!?! WELL!!!! You just go right on and sit in the Captains Chair! It's the big comfy one with isometric sensors that send an electrical current through anyone who sits on it that isn't ME!!! Your benign, loving ever dancing CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!
Ohai Wiggles! If you've never been so insulted, then you need to get out more. http://cheezburger.com/8014644480 I distinctly remember you applying for the Science Officer position without my inviting you to! AND there was negotiating! And after your stellar audition what do I get? NOTHING! Not so much as a tassel dance. I'm getting so mad just thinking about it that I demote you to Most Minor Minion 2nd class. Hmmmph.