"That fat a-hole"? Wiggles, were you one of those childs that was bratty all year then indignant when you only got practical presents? You can't fool the Jolly One,wiggles. His surveillance system is the envy of the multivers. __ Speaking of the multivers. You were wise to pass on that devil cake. I'm quite sure it had "a little something" that would have seen you singing and dancing to the moaning emo crowd at Twilight! The Musical. As it was, at the last minuet you body double cast off his disguise and WOWED the crowd. Now he has clingy, obsessive fans from all over the Universes slavishly obeying his every command. ___ As for the devil you know. I looked him up in the Illustrated Demondium. Any devil of inventiveness that is also associated with licentiousness and orgies is an o.k. demon by me. I've sent him my profile and am looking forward to his suggestions of easier ways I can get my jollies. Thanks for the tip!
Ohai Wiggles! Wuts dis? You think Santa can't handle his job? Don't you know that Santa's sleigh can travel through Time And Relative Dimensions in Space? What are you? Ignorant or something? ___ Beelzelbub sends you a little thank you gift. *puts slice of devil cake on a plate, adds a dollop of whipped cream, puts in your fridge* Enjoy! He baked it himself and added some paparika to the chocolate icing for some South American zing. Being kebabed is one of his favourite job perks! She has been trying out songs from TTM in the damned and rating them by the volume of their tormented moans. btw What does a Belphegor do? Is it something to do with call centers? ___ On other matters. Is this, infact a Finnish saying? And if so, what does it say? http://cheezburger.com/8128715776
Ohai Wiggles! Oh I see. A Full Rreplacement double! Well at least the singing will be bett. . um I mean, not so ba. . . um ah professional! Yeah, that's it. Professional. As for your being "the devil". Well the Devil I know LOVES a good blasphemy! In fact He has pre-booked the V.I.P box for the entire season already. I've been given permission to charge Him whatever I like! So unless you want to get demoted from a devil to an imp, you might want to rethink that Full Replacement policy. Actually, is an imp a lesser being than a devil? Perhaps you might get worse. You might be forced to work as a *gasp* cold caller! How's your Hindi accent?
From Sylviag, Thanks for the FR and happy to acept. I already picked up one of your literary LOLs, Game of Trones. If you take a look at your favorite collections you can see the wide variety of material we accept and share with other friends of the club. Look forward to your submissions. You even get a memberships card :) http://cheezburger.com/8207010304
Ohai Wiggles! Wait! I'm confused. Are you saying the Mouse is the Devil? The Second Coming? Some sort of All-Purpose Generic Deity? Or just that your butt double is insane? Which would explain why he would take a job as a butt-double. After all, there's desperate and then there's desperate. Either way you might want to take care when glittering up his saggy derriere. Mel has had his rump attended to by the best arse lickers in the Known Universe. I'm speaking of Hollywood producers of course. Back in his hey day, Our Lord of the Drunken Anti Semitic Rant was the most lickable property in Tinsel Town. So you will be Judged by He who has Knowenth them all! Considering that you will be singing and dancing with the other glitter-vampi I don't see how you can avoid watching Twighlight: The Musical! But I'll pay good money to see you try! *marks date on Important Events calendar*
Ohai Wiggles! Oh I THOUGHT I recognized those buttocks! How do you afford Our boy Mel? I know he's not P.C. right now buthe's still too famous to be cheap. btw There are no puppets in Twilight! The Musical. You're thinking of Thunderbirds Over Broadway! Have you met your new boss Director yet? http://cheezburger.com/8182124288 I'm sure if you cry and llok scared it will be great for my ratings. *hint, hint*
Ohai Wiggles. Yes! I love watchin your "When Nobody Is Watching" dance. So inhibited, so ridged! It's a very popular segment on my reality clip show. So while you're up on that desk. . . But don't worry. If the director of Twilight: The Musical can't get a satisfactory performance out of you using his phazer set to tazer, you can just be Fith Corpse from the Right. Or are you more Left? Left of right? Right of center? There are lots of possibilities. It's a huge cast. All the Slippery Hand dojo have signed up and those fan dancing Indians are in too! Here's a selection of flavoured glitter gels for you to choose from. And the first production poster! http://cheezburger.com/8167160832
oooh! I see you've scored a FP. I don't recognize that one. Someone been raiding you archive? Have a Victory Choccie! *upends a small dark chocolate mouskateer hat, filles with vanilla custard, seals with a layer of white chocolate, places on transporter, presses Make It So*
Ohai Wiggles! Spacelexia? Don't you know no human can handle space navigation unaided? Really. It's clearly high time you attended the Crew Orientation Danceathon. Were you trying to fly my vessel MANUALLY?!?!? Careful how you answer, Minion! When it comes to administering non-pleasure inducing punishments, Itchee Slap Slap San has NOTHING on Fluffybum! ___Vanilla gel? Eww. Well to each their own. *spikes glittergel with vanilla essense, launches from potato gun* I presume you realize this will only make you more attractive to the Twihards?
Ohai Wiggles! What disability? Surely you've worked out by now that my crew aren't chosen for technical skills? If you can't navigate then I'll just put the auto-pilot on *swaps whoopee cushion for sleeping kitten*. So cheer up! Or are you one of these determinedly gloomy types? Either way, I now understand your interest in glittery body gel. Here, I got this from Sick Bay for you *lobs rubber jar of glitter gel at you* Say hi! to my fellow Twihards for me!
Ohai Wiggles ! Have you been taking potshots at Mouskateers again? For the last couple of weeks I've been redirected away from your DB! I finally complained to the Cheezelord/etts. They'll do anything to shut me up and, look, you're all fixed! ___Anyway. I don't know how you managed to miss the Marshmallow Universe. It's probably the most visited 'vers in the whole multivers! Here *places whoopee cushion filled with marshmallow on Captains chair* I've turned the Universal Marshmallow Locator on. Try again while I spend quality time in my latest Happy Place *transports up to Vorlon Planet Destroyer, Fluffybum, jumpgates over to solar system with Deathstar obstacle course, lines up to race against Captian Kirk 2.0*