By ToolBee on May 31, 2012 at 6:24 AM

*bz* ...tempting, tempting... :O

By fastfood on May 31, 2012 at 6:13 AM

Just don't bring Basement Cat to any meetings!

By ToolBee on May 29, 2012 at 5:24 PM

*bzz* I cud bee dis... :P http://cheezburger.com/6277081088 Even without misreadings... :O

By ToolBee on May 25, 2012 at 9:52 PM

*bz* Germans and their humor... http://cheezburger.com/6261729536

By ToolBee on May 10, 2012 at 5:20 PM

*bz* Hello Mitty... http://cheezburger.com/6214644992

By fastfood on May 9, 2012 at 1:51 PM

I converted Donny and Marie Osmond because their careers are dead. Now they can do a guest shot on Glee!

By ToolBee on May 9, 2012 at 10:16 AM

*bzz* to bee shure...I'm not a dead mormon... http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/ Wish we cud just input our own fav mor(m)on...Hmmm, who wud dat bee..? :P

By fastfood on May 4, 2012 at 8:36 AM

Not only a find job opportunity, but you get free wine!

By ToolBee on May 3, 2012 at 12:31 PM

*bz* How about a fine job-opportunity... http://cheezburger.com/6188242176

By fastfood on Apr 12, 2012 at 10:29 AM

Heh, heh. I'm sure they appreciated your karoake. Jehovah's Witnesses are just Mormons who live in trailer parks.

By ToolBee on Apr 12, 2012 at 6:49 AM

Mebbe he shud visit us here in Sodom, and have a chat with some greyheaded peeps here, just to find out they're not wearing their "do-not-euthanise-me"wristbands... btw, just scared a few jehova's from my doorstep wif sum effekitv Slayer (Read between the lines) "there is no heaven, only HELL!!! I was "singing"dat whilst answering teh door... :P

By fastfood on Apr 12, 2012 at 6:35 AM

You're right. Thinking isn't Rick's best thing. I wonder what he'll do now, since God told him to run, then didn't let him win.

By ToolBee on Apr 11, 2012 at 10:38 AM

..He???...THINKING???!!! :O Dunno...was that the kid wif teh down-syndrom, or the stillborn one... :P

By fastfood on Apr 11, 2012 at 10:28 AM

What's weird is that his little girl was already sick. What was he thinking?

By ToolBee on Apr 10, 2012 at 1:38 PM

*bzz* breaking!... http://cheezburger.com/6095334144

By ToolBee on Apr 8, 2012 at 7:49 PM

Ah, well...ratzi thanked us (Holland) or teh lovely flowers, as always. I hope dey tasted gud! And I also hope they were lillies...but yeah, all fine. No unusual resurrections here...:P

By fastfood on Apr 8, 2012 at 6:55 PM

I hope your Easter went well!

By ToolBee on Apr 7, 2012 at 4:15 PM

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By ToolBee on Feb 10, 2012 at 11:29 AM

Prolly same bunch...of low-grading jarheads dey picked out of a trailerpark-school...Uncle Sam shud bee moar pickee...or quit warring all over... :P Dat guy dat duz a meen Al Green, is better, aiffinkso! (4 moar!!!)

By fastfood on Feb 10, 2012 at 11:23 AM

Yeah, and after the vid of Marines peeing on the corpses of the Taliban fighters.

By ToolBee on Feb 10, 2012 at 11:18 AM

Sadly not... It's a bluddy shame on teh USMC and the world news loves it...

By fastfood on Feb 10, 2012 at 11:16 AM

Is that pic shopped, or what?

By ToolBee on Feb 9, 2012 at 7:20 PM

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By fastfood on Jan 31, 2012 at 11:51 AM

And without billionaires to buy potato chips, how would anyone have a job?

By ToolBee on Jan 30, 2012 at 4:53 PM

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By fastfood on Jan 30, 2012 at 7:24 AM

I'd be willing to chip in to help send Newt to the Moon.

By ToolBee on Jan 27, 2012 at 5:13 AM

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By fastfood on Jan 25, 2012 at 6:52 AM

Good message. Thanks for the lols!

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By ToolBee on Jan 23, 2012 at 8:30 AM

*bz* All for love! :O