By fastfood on Apr 26, 2012 at 9:24 AM

'Morning. In my case, I think it's just a state of mindlessness.

By alisaj29 on Apr 26, 2012 at 6:42 AM

Good morning, to quote one of my favorite people - "Insanity is just a state of mind." -- Hawkeye

By alisaj29 on Apr 20, 2012 at 6:31 AM

My quote for today is from one of my favorite shows, The Big Bang theory. Penny: “That’s thinking ahead.” Sheldon: “The alternative would be to think backwards, and that’s just remembering.” HAPPY FRIDAY

By alisaj29 on Apr 19, 2012 at 8:17 AM

Hello my friend, haven't forgotten about ya. Been busy getting quotes for my office bbq party this year. Hoping to go for a fair theme, cotton candy, fair food, etc. Talk to ya layta.

By alisaj29 on Apr 17, 2012 at 9:57 AM

Happy Tuesday All. The Funk is gone, and the only thing left is Alisa/Alisa and the Funky Cheeze Bunch.

By alisaj29 on Apr 13, 2012 at 7:24 AM

Happy Friday 13th. Iv'e been in a nasty funk and today I seem to have broken it. I have another joke today, it would prob work better around x-mas, but I heard it last night on one of fav BBC shows. Santa Claus walks in a doctors office and says he sat on a mince pie, and it's wedged itself in. The dr. has him bend-over, takes a look and says, yup that's right in there isn't it. The dr. has Santa stand back up and says to Santa, hold on I have a cream for that. HA!!!

By alisaj29 on Apr 12, 2012 at 10:43 AM

The same weather here. I told my husband that he better have me cremated, if he doesn't I'm going to come back and haunt him. LOL

By alisaj29 on Apr 12, 2012 at 8:44 AM

It's taken me this long to care this morning, since 5:55am actually. I was going to send "Life sucks, then you die." but I thought better of that, so I'll just say, "The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, The worms play pinochle on your snout. " HAPPY THURSDAY LMAO!!

By alisaj29 on Apr 11, 2012 at 7:37 AM

Happy Witty Wednesday. If at first you don’t succeed, …then skydiving is probably NOT for you.

By alisaj29 on Apr 10, 2012 at 7:29 AM

Took yesterday off so I have much work to catch up on, so I'm sending out a late, and quick Happy Tuesday.

By alisaj29 on Apr 6, 2012 at 9:09 AM

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By alisaj29 on Apr 6, 2012 at 8:02 AM

It's Friday, I don't think anything else needs to be said. :)

By alisaj29 on Apr 5, 2012 at 10:24 AM

OK, that's too funny because I was just telling someone that i was sad when they took As Time Goes By off of instant on Netflix.

By alisaj29 on Apr 5, 2012 at 8:45 AM

I got that joke from The Vicar of Dibley, I love that show. There was another joke about two nuns in a bathtub and a bar of soap, but I quite honestly didn't get it.

By alisaj29 on Apr 5, 2012 at 7:19 AM

Changing it up today. Gots a joke for ya. Two nuns are driving along on a stormy night when they are pulled over by a vampire. One nun says to the other "show him your cross" The other yells out the window " get out of our $%^%ing way you git!",

By alisaj29 on Apr 4, 2012 at 6:10 AM

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

By alisaj29 on Apr 4, 2012 at 6:09 AM

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

By alisaj29 on Mar 29, 2012 at 8:37 AM

I'm too lazy today to look up any quotes, so "Good morning sunshine, the world says hello", or some crap like that. LMAO

By alisaj29 on Mar 28, 2012 at 5:11 AM

Happy Middle-Week. Wed. quote - A Bad Attitude is Like a Flat Tire...You're Not Going Very Far Unless You Change It.

By alisaj29 on Mar 27, 2012 at 7:10 AM

Morning - Quote Tuesday - "Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear to be smart until you actually hear them speak."

By alisaj29 on Mar 23, 2012 at 8:52 AM

I think I'm going to go with Captain Morgan instead. :) I'd go with Cisco if they still made it. LMAO. WAIT, are you old enough to remember Cisco??

By alisaj29 on Mar 23, 2012 at 5:29 AM

Good Morning, Friday's quote - "When life hands you lemons, grab some vodka and make several lemon drop shots." Unless your under 21 and then you didn't hear this from me. :)=

By alisaj29 on Mar 22, 2012 at 8:36 AM

I wish there were a way to send everyone this note, but I'll have to copy and paste. Thank you all for your well wishes. Hopefully tomorrow I'll be bright eyed, bushy tailed, and happy.

By alisaj29 on Mar 22, 2012 at 7:42 AM

Not having a good Thursday, so I'm just going to say hi.

By alisaj29 on Mar 21, 2012 at 11:49 AM

http://feedback.cheezburger.com/forums/129679-general-feedback/suggestions/2702702-making-searching-pic-to-lol-easier

By alisaj29 on Mar 21, 2012 at 10:19 AM

No meetings is always a good day. :) Read your forum comment, if you interested I posted a suggestion also, it's right above the one you commented on. It's the suggestion for the re-captioning option.

By alisaj29 on Mar 21, 2012 at 6:04 AM

Happy Half-Week day. :)

By alisaj29 on Mar 20, 2012 at 9:44 AM

I couldn't do a 4 week, week. The way the government is running things, we'll never be able to retire. And 401K's are useless. Argg, just depressed myself, need a pallet cleanser.

By alisaj29 on Mar 20, 2012 at 5:47 AM

If we took Mondays away, would Tuesday would be the new Monday? Discuss amongst yourselves. Happy Tuesday!

By alisaj29 on Mar 19, 2012 at 5:11 AM

“Every day is fresh with no mistakes”. Alright that's enough of me philosophzing. Good Morning.