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  • Mom: When you were a baby I swear I'd take a bullet for you in the blink of an eye... Now you're ...
  • There is a big difference between acetaminophen and methamphetamine. Both long-ish words with lot...
  • When your work mates are waiting for you in the hotel lobby to go to dinner, spell check your tex...
  • When about to watch a movie in your boyfriend's room and upon becoming exasperated at his checkin...
  • Always be aware of where the "Share on Facebook" shortcut button is when looking at porn. #LFMF
  • During Sexual Ed class, never, EVER reach down your pants to fix your underwear. You might just h...
  • Yes, that scarf your GF made you is very, very long. And yes, it will get stuck in the revolving ...
  • When at a party, don't sneak into the baby (who isn't there)'s room to have sex with your girlfri...
  • You may have enjoyed your long vacation where you can pee with the door open, but you are back at...
  • Telling a girl her new haircut looks "better" is not nearly as nice of a compliment as saying it ...
  • Dad: Don't go into the dark, the Boogie Man will get you. Me: You're the Boogie man, and the To...
  • (In the living room about 15 minutes before Thanksgiving Dinner with 20 family members and Grandm...
  • Never mix too much alcohol with M&M's. You will forget you ate them and panic three hours later w...
  • Rebelling against your parents is so mainstream. I do exactly what my parents tell me to do.

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