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By dissimilitude on Mar 18, 2009 at 4:41 PM

Thanks so much! So often it's the ones I'm not terribly proud of that hit the front while my darlings languish (something I'm sure you're familiar with!) but I did like this one a lot.

By heatherjlc on Mar 18, 2009 at 2:52 PM

Congratulations! Very nice work! Love this one, especially the AIG tie in!

By heatherjlc on Mar 4, 2009 at 1:50 PM

Yeah, it's pretty complex. I kind of feel like the Jaws character out of the James Bond flicks. Corpse bone and titanium, with a smidgen of my own hip all neatly implanted into the left side of my face. I am so fortunate that my insurance covers nearly all of it, and I have an excellent surgeon who's interested in preserving the original facial integrity. April can't come fast enough, let me tell you :)

By dissimilitude on Mar 4, 2009 at 12:11 PM

That's good to hear; it sounded pretty major. You had to have most of your jaw replaced, right? The puppy one I almost didn't make, because when I found out what Puppy Border Patrol was it was too sad...apparently there's a HUGE problem with people smuggling puppies into CA from Mexican puppy mills.

By heatherjlc on Mar 4, 2009 at 11:59 AM

Hi Diss! Great stuff lately, especially the puppy one (lol). Feeling great, thanks, and I am actually able to talk without sounding like I'm sippin' Scotch. One more surgery to go, in April, and I'll look (and speak) almost back to normal. Howz it going with you? Keep up the great submssions -- love 'em.

By dissimilitude on Mar 4, 2009 at 11:45 AM

Thanks for the fave -- how's the recovery from the oral surgery going?

By heatherjlc on Feb 24, 2009 at 3:04 PM

Thanks! Love the "House for Sale" That's a great one!

By dissimilitude on Feb 20, 2009 at 2:58 PM

Love the "hug it out" one, especially Cheney's reaction!

By heatherjlc on Feb 12, 2009 at 2:26 PM

Tanks for doing that! :)

By dissimilitude on Feb 12, 2009 at 9:37 AM

I will see what I can do! It cracked me up, by the way. :-)

By heatherjlc on Feb 11, 2009 at 11:45 PM

Hey dissimilitude! Thanks for the favoriting. Will you let Fester know I made it for him ... I love how he rips the heck out of Bill and compares him to Ted Bundy. I'm sure you've heard this one ... "So, are from Tennessee? Because, baby, you're the only ten I see." Pick up lines. LOL!

By heatherjlc on Feb 10, 2009 at 9:22 AM

Thanks, but you called it, and you fixed it, so you get partial credit!

By dissimilitude on Feb 10, 2009 at 8:26 AM

Hey -- congrats on the "Litter Size" lol!

By heatherjlc on Feb 9, 2009 at 7:34 PM

Meh. No point in being frustrated. I don't really have that many interesting or funny things to contribute, anyway. - I just hate it when innocent people get involved. It's really a shame for them; they shouldn't take crap for innocently and naively posting. It's like watching a herd-culling, only more bloody and violent :) - Take good care!

By dissimilitude on Feb 9, 2009 at 3:04 PM

That's got to be frustrating as hell. Sorry.

By heatherjlc on Feb 9, 2009 at 12:28 PM

It's kind of sad, really, since I can't submit any lols or comment anymore; I really am a decent person. Sorry about the mess on the front page that appears to have been instigated by my email address. Just know that you aren't a bad judge of character and I am NOT involved. Sigh. I was having such a great time here. Take care of yourself!

By heatherjlc on Feb 9, 2009 at 10:59 AM

Thank for telling me, but I know. I've had someone after me since I first started posting. It's why I switched up email addresses and user names, and why I tried commenting under "Literal" and creating lols under heatherjlc. You're a kind person, but there's no sense in my arguing with everyone else about. I've been pegged as an a*shole, so I won't bother commenting about it. It just encourages the poo-flinging. *Fingers crossed for the seven-minute lol. I still chuckle about it!*

By dissimilitude on Feb 8, 2009 at 6:53 AM

I think you might have a sock...There's some posts on the Million Mime March lol from saturday (example: http://punditkitchen.com/2009/02/07/political-pictures-mimes-million-march/#comment-120848) with your name, but without your avatar, that don't sound like you.

By heatherjlc on Feb 6, 2009 at 1:20 PM

AMEN! I can't thank you enough cor catching that ... fingers crossed for your seven minutes LOL ... it genuinely made me laugh, which is pretty rare. Bottom lining sex and politics, FTW!

By dissimilitude on Feb 6, 2009 at 1:01 PM

Better now then when it's on the front and we have to read 375 posts about all the mammals with less than 8 nipples.... ;-) I did one with this picture too. I almost feel bad making fun of the woman as she's clearly "not right", but...damn.

By heatherjlc on Feb 6, 2009 at 12:43 PM

Oops ... thanks for that! I deleted the incorrect one and made a new one. You're in upcoming! YEAH!!! :)

By dissimilitude on Feb 6, 2009 at 12:31 PM

Oh, and I love your "Litter size" one -- but don't most primates just have two? It's still funny (and faved!) anyway.

By dissimilitude on Feb 6, 2009 at 12:29 PM

Thanks so much!

By heatherjlc on Feb 6, 2009 at 12:16 PM

dissimilitude: Your LOL from this morning! Greatness! Fived and favorited ... it damn well better make the front ... I voted for it! Also, thanks for the kind words regarding the other stuff. I really don't understand what I've done to piss everyone off. Anyway, thanks, and great job.

By dissimilitude on Feb 6, 2009 at 6:07 AM

I think I remember getting some "Who'd you blow at PK?" comments when I had frontpage two days in a row. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

By dissimilitude on Feb 3, 2009 at 9:13 PM

Thanks! I still don't know what the deal is with the first one; I'm pretty sure it's not a copyright issue but maybe they killed it for not being a news photo. I'm going to change it up a little so as not to do the same thing twice exactly, though.

By heatherjlc on Feb 3, 2009 at 5:01 PM

Hey dissmi -- there's a lego man in my pictures, and I don't think he's subject to copyright, if you want to caption it, I'd totally lol!