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About Me

Living in 2016 BC

Heyman may cause nudity, coarse language and is less than 2 calories. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: Snap, Crackle, Pop AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity. MY TIME WITH HEFNER: It was like a job. Clock in, clock out

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By MuttMeat on Apr 29, 2016 at 3:09 PM
“Hotdawg congrats!”

By Chris10a on Apr 29, 2016 at 1:32 PM
“I failed the traffic signs/ street names. Am beginning to doubt myself. May... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on Apr 29, 2016 at 1:23 PM
“{whisper} Don't worry. If you started watching you'd want to see it to the... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on Apr 29, 2016 at 1:08 PM
“Ohai, ED __ I goofed up when I chose motorcycles as recreational vehicles. ... [more]

By Sissy on Apr 29, 2016 at 12:24 PM
“I also thought we were friends already. Hmm... Wouldn't be the first time I... [more]

By Sissy on Apr 29, 2016 at 12:12 PM
“I loled at your I can has opinion lol! Prolly disturbed the next door neigh... [more]

By Chris10a on Apr 29, 2016 at 11:48 AM
“I think we are the robot uprising.”

By Chris10a on Apr 29, 2016 at 11:19 AM
“4th law of robotics is just about perfect!”

By kittymac on Apr 29, 2016 at 11:15 AM
“Lol !!”

By Chris10a on Apr 29, 2016 at 11:11 AM
“beep-beep-beep-beep-TOOOT!!!!”

By kittymac on Apr 29, 2016 at 7:44 AM
“Hotdog FP congratulations!!”

By kittymac on Apr 28, 2016 at 6:11 AM
“Fp congratulations!!”