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Heyman may contain nudity and coarse language while sitting in front of his computer. His lolz generally don't. About me: Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By Booboo22 on May 18, 2013 at 2:25 PM
“I thought it was great, and besides, I was singing "A 3 hour tour" for 4 ho... [more] ”
By Sylviag on May 18, 2013 at 2:21 PM
“A lot of people like them as far as fast food goes. We have a tiny little ... [more] ”
By Sylviag on May 17, 2013 at 9:24 PM
“Did the mayor hand Carl the key to the city :) We have one in town somewhe... [more] ”
By Booboo22 on May 17, 2013 at 5:06 PM
“GUD one lil' buddy ;)”
By Sylviag on May 14, 2013 at 12:39 AM
“One of my all time fave movies. Here's the final result. Really wigged ou... [more] ”
By Sylviag on May 14, 2013 at 12:15 AM
“Rats, hard lesson to learn. but at least it was only a pack and a few bucks... [more] ”
By Historic_LOLs on May 14, 2013 at 12:06 AM
“WELCOME! Please feel free to begin submitting your History LOLs. :)”
By Sylviag on May 13, 2013 at 11:55 PM
“How do we always get 2 threads of convo going?”
By Sylviag on May 13, 2013 at 11:54 PM
“Good man - doesn't mean u have to create a bunch of stuff. We're just addin... [more] ”
By Sylviag on May 13, 2013 at 11:53 PM
“Well, u knew she had to go see him. but hopefully it won't amount to much. ... [more] ”
By Sylviag on May 13, 2013 at 11:42 PM
“U wanna be frens with the new Histy profile alisaordaisy started? U too ca... [more] ”
By Sylviag on May 13, 2013 at 11:23 PM
“Not too often I catch u :) What's over, under, sideways and down tonight?”