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Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. About me: Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.


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By Suzi_sMom on Jul 22, 2014 at 7:43 AM
“Oh, hey! #conga-razzie!”

By Suzi_sMom on Jul 22, 2014 at 7:40 AM
“Niptonite! BWAhahahaha! Sometimes I think of the movie Foxy Brown where Sam... [more]

By echeg5 on Jul 21, 2014 at 11:06 PM
“Hashtag Hurrah! A very funny LOL, my friend! LOLCats FP congrats!”

By renadee on Jul 20, 2014 at 7:51 PM
“#Congrats#LOLCats#Good One!”

By mamawalker on Jul 20, 2014 at 11:04 AM
“lolcatsGratz!! Great. Now I want some hash. Thanks. :D”

By cataff on Jul 20, 2014 at 9:16 AM
“#FP congrats!!!”

By plaidcats on Jul 20, 2014 at 8:26 AM
“Congakats FP# lolcat hashtag# yep# gudstuf. Ju cee my aaaa looks jus lyk? ... [more]

By furrgetmenot on Jul 20, 2014 at 8:06 AM
“#GENIUS !!!!!!! Congrats on awesomeness FP :D aiKNOso!!!”

By safrida on Jul 18, 2014 at 8:50 AM
“I'd go to karaoke with my dad but they'd pay us to leave. Dad's the only m... [more]

By mamawalker on Jul 17, 2014 at 5:09 PM
“We've had a very wet winter and 'spring' and so don't have any fires in Mon... [more]

By mamawalker on Jul 17, 2014 at 4:10 PM
“We've got some of that smoke from Canada today but not nearly as bad as two... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on Jul 16, 2014 at 6:24 PM
“As much as we enjoy the sun, we need to keep in mind that the West Coast is... [more]