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Living in a van down by the river

Heyman is a social media experiment. Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.


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By violetD on Apr 23, 2015 at 12:59 PM
“Yes I know...once you lol a song you can't go takes up residence ... [more]

By violetD on Apr 23, 2015 at 12:41 PM
“Thanks Sugar for the great Bday wishes!!! The lol reminds me of one of your... [more]

By echeg5 on Apr 22, 2015 at 1:01 AM
“ICHC FP! I love Kennel Number 5. I never would have thought of it, but it's... [more]