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Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. About me: Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By furrgetmenot on Oct 31, 2014 at 9:37 PM
“That's really gross. Was that the point?”

By NCcharmer on Oct 31, 2014 at 4:13 PM
“Thanks. I am one of those who are devoted to my pets and they laugh at me”

By furrgetmenot on Oct 31, 2014 at 4:09 PM
“http://cheezburger.com/8365461248”

By ToolBee on Oct 31, 2014 at 4:09 PM
“*Boozz!* http://cheezburger.com/8365609472”

By jennybookseller on Oct 31, 2014 at 3:59 PM
“Aw, let em complain!”

By mamawalker on Oct 31, 2014 at 2:27 PM
“Boo! http://cheezburger.com/8365406976”

By TuckerBentley on Oct 31, 2014 at 8:25 AM
“Hot Dog congressional-rats! K-6 is a 10!”

By Suzi_sMom on Oct 31, 2014 at 8:20 AM
“Back on Sunday when he did his farcebuck post I wondered about him dropping... [more]

By Suzi_sMom on Oct 31, 2014 at 7:55 AM
“Ohai, I saw your "Big Ears" LoL. Dang! I *never* saw THAT one coming . .... [more]

By Sylviag on Oct 30, 2014 at 11:55 PM
“Always amazes me what public figures get away with for a long time before f... [more]

By Sylviag on Oct 30, 2014 at 9:03 PM
“This imaginary cat could come in handy for the blame game :) Had to look u... [more]

By Sylviag on Oct 30, 2014 at 5:48 PM
“So you have a cat named after your not real name LOL”