About Me

Living in 2015 BC

Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By Chris10a on Jul 5, 2015 at 8:52 AM
“And it's free fertilizer, who wouldn't want that? Your neighboor is weird!”

By jennybookseller on Jul 3, 2015 at 9:32 PM
“Hee hee!”

By jennybookseller on Jul 3, 2015 at 9:22 PM
“If I were a damsel / I'd have a golden mane / I'd drive the Mounties crazy ... [more]

By violetD on Jul 3, 2015 at 2:20 PM
“Ahhh that old wet dog fragrance gratz!!! LOL!!! Hey...glad to see you didn'... [more]

By jennybookseller on Jul 3, 2015 at 12:17 PM
“See the title on this one, too. http://cheezburger.com/8526936320”

By Chris10a on Jul 2, 2015 at 12:32 PM
“Kennel no.5 is the most popular scent in the world : ) Congratz!”

By Sylviag on Jul 2, 2015 at 12:52 AM
“Wow - did your hair stand up on end? Did you take that ossum pic? I see y... [more]

By Booboo22 on Jun 30, 2015 at 5:30 PM
“Well, at least Messiah Mews made us all a cute lol :) *sigh*”

By Suzi_sMom on Jun 30, 2015 at 5:12 PM
“I hope you meant "be nice to" a Canadian ;]”

By Suzi_sMom on Jun 30, 2015 at 4:50 PM
“Have a happy Canada Day yourself! Feel free to use the Canadian "Keep Calm... [more]

By mamawalker on Jun 30, 2015 at 3:39 PM
“Wow! Did you have to go change your underwear? I would have! And the cats w... [more]

By violetD on Jun 30, 2015 at 1:53 PM
“Thanks sweetie!!! That makes it three times the fun!!”