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Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. About me: Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By 1TeamKSO on Sep 1, 2014 at 6:04 PM
“From Sylvaig. Thanks! Heck yeah, if we can't blame the doggie, we'll blam... [more]

By Sylviag on Sep 1, 2014 at 4:26 PM
“LOL. Harvested some carrots from the greenhouse today and had a whacky roo... [more]

By mamawalker on Sep 1, 2014 at 2:18 PM
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By signet02 on Sep 1, 2014 at 1:51 PM
“It's from an old Jewish joke... This cloaked dark figure is walking down a ... [more]

By mamawalker on Sep 1, 2014 at 1:43 PM
“Did you send KoolAid Catnip to the book club? You should!!”

By signet02 on Sep 1, 2014 at 6:13 AM
“Hey, heyman... I redid 'Pushkin' ... Hope You don't mind...You were the onl... [more]

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By Chris10a on Aug 29, 2014 at 11:33 PM
“Poor Marie Catoinette, so misunderstood.”

By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2014 at 5:08 PM
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By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2014 at 4:18 PM
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By Sylviag on Aug 29, 2014 at 4:08 PM
“Well shoot, just looked it up and your Labor Day coincides with ours this y... [more]