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Living in 2016 BC

Heyman may cause nudity, coarse language and is less than 2 calories. Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ About me: GOAL: Snap, Crackle, Pop AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By Chris10a on Jul 22, 2016 at 9:22 AM
“Hotdog Congratz!”

By Suzi_sMom on Jul 22, 2016 at 9:17 AM
“Another "chunkles" LoL on the FP! I guess chunkle is a thing now. happee d... [more]

By Chris10a on Jul 21, 2016 at 12:19 PM
“They have been bred into ridiculousness, like so many other dog breeds.”

By Chris10a on Jul 21, 2016 at 12:06 PM
“Almost a shame not to typo that.”

By Chris10a on Jul 21, 2016 at 12:05 PM
“their bet feature : )”

By TuckerBentley on Jul 19, 2016 at 11:23 PM
“Pardon my buttinskiing, but don't you mean YOUNG Doctors in Love?”

By Serapis on Jul 19, 2016 at 9:10 PM
“Blazing, Young, High...”

By Suzi_sMom on Jul 19, 2016 at 9:40 AM
“Atomic Comet --- sounds like a great name for a band, with Stan as the lead... [more]

By Serapis on Jul 19, 2016 at 3:06 AM
“Old Mel Brooks movies?”

By icguy34 on Jul 18, 2016 at 4:30 PM
“"Atomic Comet One Nite Stand" is hilarious! I bet der a lot ob doze one nit... [more]

By Serapis on Jul 18, 2016 at 4:48 AM
“http://cheezburger.com/8821843200 good job.”

By Serapis on Jul 17, 2016 at 9:56 AM
“Cool. I miss answering machines. I took your cue and erased some messages.”