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Heyman may cause nudity and coarse language. About me: Phase 1 - Make LOL's ~ Phase 2 - ... ~ Phase 3 is profit $$$ ~ GOAL: day job giving policy directions to Homeland Security AMBITIONS: To act in legitimate movies. TURN-ONS: Fast cars, gourmet foods, ocelots, travel. I LOVE BEING A PLAYMATE: Because it pays well and it's great publicity.

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By psom on Sep 19, 2014 at 8:00 AM
“Must have tried to say "It's a parade!" to you three times at least, but it... [more]

By psom on Sep 18, 2014 at 3:39 PM
“Just realized that I was "following" you around picking up cheeseburgers...... [more]

By katweezel on Sep 18, 2014 at 4:51 AM
“There is still one American true hero left who has not yet been murdered. ... [more]

By kittymac on Sep 18, 2014 at 3:35 AM
“You is very welcome !”

By Sylviag on Sep 18, 2014 at 12:37 AM
“You're obviously not eating enough sweets :) They said it wsa "unusua" (ne... [more]

By Sylviag on Sep 18, 2014 at 12:25 AM
“LOL Going camping tomorrow, should beback on line Mon eve. Habe a ood wee... [more]

By Sylviag on Sep 18, 2014 at 12:08 AM
“ROFL. LOLCat congrats! Now if they would have picked up my cat crossing t... [more]

By renadee on Sep 17, 2014 at 8:24 PM
“O noes, poor kittehs. We need tu debelop sum teknologies to halp dem.”

By jennybookseller on Sep 17, 2014 at 7:09 PM
“Glad you liked Weegee's adventures! And I'm just happy that you thought enu... [more]

By jennybookseller on Sep 17, 2014 at 4:29 PM
“Hello, Mr. Hey! Here's a tail about teaching my dog to find books that are ... [more]

By renadee on Sep 17, 2014 at 4:19 PM
“Congrats on ur bery cleber FP!! So dat kitteh gon raise mor chiks to cross... [more]

By plaidcats on Sep 17, 2014 at 2:09 PM
“Serializy I thot the chikin road cross jokes were wore out til now.”