Haha, I had a similar experience the other day. I had been up for over a day because of weird shift work. I looked in the mirror and decided my hair was a mess and I could trim it myself. Long story short, I am now rocking a buzz cut and the promise to myself never to attempt a trim at 4 am ;-)
Aaack!! No internet for most people could be a sign of the apocalypse but not for a book person like you. Still, it's better if it's your idea to not be on the net. I'm really looking forward to digging into your book.