what parents say

  • Me: If Star Trek fans are "Trekkies" are Star Wars fans "Warries?" Grandma: No, they're just idi...
  • *My dad and I were at the mall and some guy was handing out free samples of their new fudge* Fre...
  • *My Grandmother walks in while me and my cat are meowing back and forth* Gramma: Emily, you need...
  • (I showed my brother the cat scratch on my hip that sorta looked like two small-ish holes.) Brot...