By molly_mommy on Aug 2, 2015 at 6:36 AM
http://cheezburger.com/7645719296 omg!!! this is patches!! patches used to whine his bowl was empty when it wasn't and i'd have to shake it and then he'd eat out of it. toooo weird!!!
By molly_mommy on Aug 2, 2015 at 5:51 AM
now mauy, don't stick your tongue out at Harley. I put the cookies in one of those treat balls and put it on the floor between dusty and molly. both kittehs went up at the same time and sniffed it and both looked at me. molly looked pleadingly at me like "gimme some" dusty looked back at the ball. molly walked off when I walked off to put the bag back up. then I told molly, sorry I gave you some. then she went to go eat some noms. dusty sniffed the ball again then batted at it with his paw and it rolled over and dropped out a cookie! he nommed it. molly continued to eat noms. dusty is continuing to batt the toy around and eat his cookies. molly is taking her after breakfast baff. mauy I said no sticking you tongue out at Harley just cuz dusty got a bunch of cookies and molly didn't.(and it was a bunch)
By molly_mommy on Aug 2, 2015 at 1:01 AM
*I wave to magic* *whispers* I wonder if I waved with a can of gushy fud in my hand would it make a difference?
By littleAPC on Aug 1, 2015 at 6:29 AM
Oh now harley would love that. LOL He insists he can just see her tiny paw waving to him. Of course mauy's looking and says she sees dusty beside her. Magic just sits in her box snickering.
By molly_mommy on Jul 31, 2015 at 7:12 PM
yeah I just can't tell molly either that Harley can't possibly see her waving. it would break her heart and she would insist on me driving her up there too so she could wave to him in person
By littleAPC on Jul 30, 2015 at 7:37 PM
*mauy runs around deh house* mauy what are you doing? Oh...running around with dusty. LOL I have a silly girl. Yes harley, I saw molly waving. Yes I'm sure she'll see you waving back. You see her? oh, uhhh, yes I think I saw her too. *whispers* I don't have the heart to tell him we're too far away from you.
By molly_mommy on Jul 30, 2015 at 7:02 PM
dusty likes hip bonks! *hip bonk back* *runs around all excited* *molly waves to Harley(in thanks)*
By littleAPC on Jul 30, 2015 at 2:39 PM
slips dusty a few cookies for being a gud boy at the v-e-t. Oh here molly. Harley said I had to give you a few because you'r always a gud girl* shhh now don't tell your mommy. Mauy is very impressed. She says that's a very scary place. Yes mauy, dusty deserves some 'hip-bonks' LOL
By molly_mommy on Jul 30, 2015 at 6:21 AM
dusty was such a big/gud boy! *pet pet pet* go play dusty *scampers off* the vet weighed him and he was 8 pounds(molly is 13). then I picked him up and put him on the exam table. i'm on one side and the vet is on the other side. he ran to the corner by my side. the vet said "how about you come and visit me" and she wrapped her arms around him and slid him across the table towards her. poor little boy looked so scared. he was looking all around
By littleAPC on Jul 27, 2015 at 12:51 PM
*grabs mauy before she opens the carrier door* No yu don't littul girl! Dusty can go for a littul ride with his mommy. *whispers* dusty if you'r good I'll give you a cookie....maybe even 2, or 3. *looks to make sure mommy doesn't hear*
By molly_mommy on Jul 27, 2015 at 5:32 AM
dusty pipe down... he says *help me! help me! *rattling bars of cat carrier* he has to go to the v -e-t this morning for his s-h-o-t-s so he's flipping out...poor baby but it has to be done. mauy..get away from that carrier door!
By molly_mommy on Jul 27, 2015 at 12:37 AM
uh wut weakness? *looks around* mauy is his friend but he idolizes Harley now, remember? ever since they had that talk about putting the collar on and not running away. so he's not taking sides in the argument unless he takes Harley's side because he idolizes him. but he'll probably be confused and walk off and maybe even come to me or you lol, for safety. what's a little boy to do??
By littleAPC on Jul 26, 2015 at 5:15 PM
Harley's glad yu found that toy. He says they were looking for it the last time he was there. Harley thought mauy hid it on them. Yes harley, littul sisters can be nasty. LOL Oh dusty's in trouble now. You know his weakness. *snicker* You're in control now.
By molly_mommy on Jul 26, 2015 at 11:20 AM
ohhh I found dusty's weak spot *evil laugh* if I rub his nose upward towards his forhead he shuts his eyes all sleepy like and relaxed like he's in heaven. when I stopped he opened his eyes and looked at me like "why did you stop? but he was still all sleepy and relaxed looking..kinda confused lol. I now have powers beyond my wildest imagination *another evil laugh* ....ok, I may be exaggerating a little bit on that last part but it's nice to know I can finally do something for the little boy who has snubbed me up to this point. hopefully this isn't a one time occurance.
By molly_mommy on Jul 26, 2015 at 11:03 AM
i'm going through my apartment and getting rid of things I don't use/don't need. so I was in my bedroom and decided to get rid of several boxes I had in the back corner since I just renewed my lease, and neither of my kittehs are box kittehs*sniffle*. well when I moved the last box out I found *teenie sardini(that's the name it says on it)* the toy that Harley sent molly!!! I took it to molly and told her look what I found! and she sniffed it and rubbed her face against it lol. I put it away though for a couple days because I have to have all their toys put away for the carpet being cleaned Tuesday morning so I went ahead and did that today. they'll live without toys for 2 days. they'll probably be more traumatized by the carpet cleaning people and the noise they make than the lack of toys.
By molly_mommy on Jul 26, 2015 at 7:33 AM
duck and cover! duck and cover! dusty is on the run!
By molly_mommy on Jul 26, 2015 at 6:11 AM
molly says yes she saw him waving back! and she blew him a kiss. *mwah* *rolling my eyes* I wish I could take the calico and the black cat in. neither of them have collars so i'm guessing they don't have homes? I could show them lots of lub. and I bet the calico would be cuddly. I am sure the black cat would be cuddly. did I tell you how I was meowing to him(?) and he was meowing back and following me and then ran in front of me and rolled over on his back like he was saying "scratch my belly lady" lol. and I looked at him like "i can't touch you! i'll be in trubble wif molly!"
By littleAPC on Jul 25, 2015 at 5:08 PM
LOL mauy says to tell dusty that those fingers under the pillow are very hard to catch. She's been trying for years. Yes mauy, 'almost' catching them is very good. Dusty is doing well. *rolls eyes* Yes harley I'll tell molly.....molly, harley saw you waving. Did you see him wave back? Wonder what happened to that calico. Glad she finally talked to you. Maybe she realized you were a friend finally
By molly_mommy on Jul 25, 2015 at 9:36 AM
oh, i'm sorry the ones on the computer are for petting, not for pouncing on. i'm wrong!
By molly_mommy on Jul 25, 2015 at 9:35 AM
poor dusty, he needs your sympathy. I was playing with him on the bed. I put my hand/arm under one of my pillows and stuck my fingers out the other side and wiggled them. he pounced on them(missed) then I stuck them out the other side of the pillow and he pounced on them(missed). I kept pulling them back in too quick. that's not why he needs your sympathy though. I played with him several minutes that way. then I told him bye and I went and got the laundry out of the dryer. I brought it into the bedroom to put away and he was looking under the edge of the pillow. darnit where were those fingers?? he almost had them, just one more time and he was sure to get them. wait! he found them just now! on the computer
By molly_mommy on Jul 25, 2015 at 5:37 AM
I went for one of my morning walks(I take 2-3 a week) and my black kitteh friend was in his usual spot and we had a nice talk. there was a calico kitteh with him that I've seen before too but haven't seen them together before. the poor calico's tail looks like it's been ripped off. you know how a rope looks when someone pulled it apart, frayed? that's how this kitteh's tail looks, shorter and then frayed like a broken rope looks. then the kitteh looks like it has huge lips too. it was talking to me a bunch too. the black cat and I have always chatted with each other. I've tried talking to the calico before and it just snubbed me. this time it wanted to talk to me. it started the conversation.
By molly_mommy on Jul 25, 2015 at 5:33 AM
did I leave my laptop open AGAIN while I was at work? sheesh. molly what are you doing with your paws on the keyboard??? what? you heard someone tapping on the screen? yeah right. oh? it was Harley? sure. move out of the way, let me see if any of that is true or if you're sending him juicy love letters. uh..um.."juicy love letters" means you drooled on them because you were hungry at the same time while you wrote them. yeah, that's what it means. *pets molly and looks to see if she believes me* hmm seems like you're telling the truth this time. you better run to the window Harley must be waving to you *smirk* *molly runs to window* oh here's dusty *squeak squeak* he says hi, he says he doesn't have any juicy letters because he ate his gushy fud like a gud boy. *dusty runs off to eat some more gushy fud* lol. *rolls eyes* now I started something. *molly's in the window waving* molly says she can see Harley(um...there's a 2 story building in the way and we're on the ground floor in this one but sure, not to mention the distance) I bet dusty would agree with her if she asked him
By littleAPC on Jul 24, 2015 at 6:26 PM
Yes harley, I'm knocking on their puter-screen. *knock knock* Anybody home? *purrrmewwwpurrr* Yes harley I'm sure molly will hear you yelling into the puter. I think the whole city heard you. I know you miss molly but we have to wait patiently. Yes I know - cats aren't could with waiting patiently. *rolls eyes* No harley it's dark out, molly won't see you waving. Yes you can wave to her in the morning. *whispers* well guess I won't be using that window tomorrow. LOL
By molly_mommy on Jul 19, 2015 at 7:29 AM
dusty could run really really fast before! that's why it took me so long to catch him to trim his claws in the first place. sheesh. he just happened to be sitting next to me and I nonchalantly....reached ober and grabbed him by da scruff ob his neck! I've tried that many times and failed I just managed to get him this time. he's that fast that you can't just pretend to be innocently reaching over and happen to grab him even. he's always on alert for such covert manubers! so however we want to word it "good boy" "unlucky boy for happening to get caught this particular time", either way his claws got trimmed. molly told me to give that lol 100 thumbs up. I told her I can hit it 100 times but it only gives it 1. she started to get a little..um...angry? mean? biligerant? hostile? trying to find the right word....she scared me! she said give it 100 thumbs up mommy NOW! I was like uh...ok... sure....and just kept hitting it while she watched. I don't think she can count to 100 but I figured I wasn't going to risk having my life ended in my sleep. she doesn't eat canned fud so me being a canopener doesn't affect her. although she does still need me to BUY the bagged noms...hmmm. I should remind her of that. brb....
By littleAPC on Jul 18, 2015 at 6:25 PM
*pets dusty* you're such a good boy for mommy. My look at those handsome nails, bet you can really run fast now. Harley thought molly made it. LOL The way those 2 watch that movie I think I'll have to buy another one. I'm sure they'll wear that dvd out.
By molly_mommy on Jul 18, 2015 at 5:20 PM
careful about saying she keeps you in stitches. dusty wuz a gud boy though and got most of his nails trimmed. the most important ones at least lol. the ones that were getting caught on stuff and he couldn't let go without help. oooh molly wants to know did Harley make that lol from aristocats?
By littleAPC on Jul 18, 2015 at 4:25 PM
Okay, everyone hold dusty down for molly's mommy. Just make sure his paws are sticking out for her to trim them. LOL No mauy not on his face....he has to breath. I know you were only joking. Yes you're as funny as dusty. Yes you keep mama in stitches all day. *rolls eyes* Not sure these 3 are going to be helpful or not.
By molly_mommy on Jul 18, 2015 at 12:01 PM
ok...one of da kittehs tipped him off *looks around* I put down my laptop and he ran off behind the couch. ok! whoever tackles him and holds him down gets a bag of cookies! lets see if that works*whispers* I didn't say it was a full bag of cookies *wink* although it will be mostly full just because of my gratitude in holding him down. I swear he is harder to catch than the other 3 kitteh's I've had combined. and somehow he reads my mind and knows my plans. I need to take him to the vet, just have to call and schedule it but his claws are so long he's having trouble getting them un-caught from things a minute ago. so going to spend the rest of today trying to catch him
By molly_mommy on Jul 18, 2015 at 9:42 AM
ok, now the next thing we need to work on is trimming dusty's claws.....*locks the doors so you can't run* well, you or dusty. we have to teach dusty that it's a good thing
By littleAPC on Jul 18, 2015 at 8:36 AM
Hmmm Harley it looks like your becoming very famous. LOL Oh harley says dusty's not a bad boy, just young and playful. Oh and all boys get into trouble. Well *looks at mauy* not only boys get into trouble. Yes mauy you can play with dusty too. Everyone plays with each other....NICELY. Right *gives them all a stern look* Dusty, harley will want to watch Aristocats. *whispers* yu know how they like getting a little mushy with each other. Yes I know - yuck. LOL