llama22's Favorites
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Dad: Wow that sure is a fancy lookin' radio. Me: Dad, that's a printer...
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*my little brother had heard the word 'vagina' at school, and i was trying to explain why he shou...
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(A week to the day earlier I asked my mom what the fuzzy thing in star trek was) Totally silent ...
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*while sitting in the car with my mom* Mom: ...So have you thought about sex? Me: WHAT?! Mom: ...
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(my sister is nine years older than me and was pregnant at the time) Sister: OH MY GOD. I'm preg...
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(After reading a story about kidnapping) Me: Mom, what would you do if I was kidnapped? Mom: Ca...
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my dad is in love with the movie napoleon dynamite. his favorite part is when uncle rico throws m...
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(While talking about a TV show) Me: Think of it this way, if somebody looked exactly like you, b...
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